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  1. [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I'm sure this is a repost but whatever...Should be awesome, I heard he's going to be in Mexico.[/FONT][/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]HBO will premiere a second season of Eastbound & Down on September 26, per Live Feed. [/FONT][/SIZE]
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  2. FONT yes i cant wait for it FONT FONT
  3. I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
  4. "fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
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  5. It's a rubber for your mouth, its not that big of a deal, ok? And besides, its not just for my protection, you don't know what kind of shit I got either...
  6. Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

    Even though OP reeks of fail I still can't wait for this!
  7. can i wear the scream mask? the mask, from scream ... when i do you from behind.
  8. "I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist."
  9. "it was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy"
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  10. I know I'm the only one who doesn't love this show, so I'm just in here to get some hate.

    Not looking forward to the second season at all.
  11. "I've had a lot of memories in my life. Sometimes you've just got to dump the small ones to make room for the bigger ones."
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    I know I'm the only one who doesn't love this show, so I'm just in here to get some hate.

    Not looking forward to the second season at all.

    psst, your Eurotard is showing.
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  13. Many of you know Abraham Lincoln because he was a president, but what you didn't know is that he wrestled in high school.

    Dam gonna be 18+ months since season 1 ended....eff workin on films Danny
  14. Kenny Powers: When we were kids, me and your Dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers that used live down the street from us. Hilarious! I mean this guy was the most ruthless one! Now, I'm sittin here, he's got a family, nice shirt on.

    Cassie Powers: We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged.

    Kenny Powers: Mongoloid Mike? Is that what you used to call him?
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    I know I'm the only one who doesn't love this show, so I'm just in here to get some hate.

    Not looking forward to the second season at all.

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??!!!!!
     
  16. "you named your baby after Rose in Titanic? what's his name, fuckin' Shrek!?"
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  17. "sure is...thats why my names on the goddamn building"
     
  18.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    "you named your baby after Rose in Titanic? what's his name, fuckin' Shrek!?"

    Watch it, assblood
  19. P.E. Kid: When you did steroids, did they make your balls shrink?

    Kenny Powers: Oh, you think that's funny? How 'bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question.

    "If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer."
  20. "Gabriel, shrimp me"

    Edited By: MadProfesor Jun 22nd, 2010 at 11:33 PM


  21. A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.
  22. You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more the he can go fuck himself, cause those charges were dropped.


  23. you premature ejaculator!
  24. "The Man with the Golden Dick" Kenny Powers
  25. Listen here you beautiful bitch I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
  26. But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.
  27. i tried to like it but couldnt....and i dont like my comedy to be deep thinking either so i was suprised that i didnt enjoy it
  28. I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ"
  29.  
    Originally Posted by jalman1 View Post

    i tried to like it but couldnt....and i dont like my comedy to be deep thinking either so i was suprised that i didnt enjoy it

    i don't get how people could not love this show, the only person i've met that didn't like it was this borderline retarded/absolutely insane kid i grew up with, he was a failed baseball player in college and is trying to get into some amatuer leauges and shit, and he said he hated it because it gives baseball a bad name (lol)

    not grouping you in with that goofy shit jalman, but i truly don't get it, i mean, I ACTUALLY FEEL REALLY BAD NOW; IT'S JUST THAT, I'M KENNY POWERS! AND I HAVE A REAL HARD TIME EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I LOST THE FIGHT!!

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