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Sex after puking?

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  1. godseyt godseyt is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:42pm)

    Girl throws up from drinking too much. About an hour later she has sobered up a little bit and wants to have sex. Do you do it? Assume you are buzzed, she is attractive (not supermodel) and she has not brushed her teeth since puking.

    TJ
  2. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:43pm) in reply to godseyt

    this seems like a perfect example of why god invented 'doggy style'
  3. Quantum Quantum is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:43pm) in reply to godseyt

    hellz jyea. hopefully she brushes her teeth first though.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:43pm) in reply to godseyt

    Hell yeah! Just do not kiss her.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:43pm) in reply to godseyt

    You are presupposing that you have to kiss her, which is a definite mistake in thinking.
  6. DuDuDier DuDuDier is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:44pm) in reply to godseyt

    pics

    listerine strips

    dont kiss her
  7. baughman baughman is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:45pm) in reply to mozzer

    skeet away my friend! skeet away!
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:45pm) in reply to godseyt

    def doable... just don't kiss her
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:45pm) in reply to mozzer

    I know I have done this on numerous occassions. One time me and my girlfriend at the time were so fucking drunk and outside hooking up and all that, and she puked, which led to me puking

    which led to mor ehooking up immediatelyu afterwards including kissing

    and she is a model so it was def worth it....ahhh what a great night
    but i was too drunk too care
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:45pm) in reply to DuDuDier

    make out with that girl like nobodys business, who needs sex when theres kissing
  11. godseyt godseyt is offline

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:46pm) in reply to DuDuDier

    It was my wife. So no pics obv. It also means that kissing was mandatory.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:49pm) in reply to godseyt

    It's your wife??? Then ask her to brush her teeeth.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:50pm) in reply to WhizKid530

    I will post pics in a second hold on
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:53pm) in reply to Da Donkey





    I broke up with her actually, not sure why, def the hottest girl I've ever dated so far, but she was pretty dumb and couldn't hold a conversation....

    I was the first one she ever gave a blowjob, too and she made me bleed the first time....BUT could you resist that? She got a lot better eventually, but u know you'd hit that if she puked everywhre too
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:57pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    nice score donkey.

    i went out with a real hottie too and she was dumb as fuck. i couldnt stand her eventually and broke up with her (made some shit up about me, not you... but it really was her)... the nice thing about having a hottie as your first, or their first, is that you should have them for a very long time in the future if youre both single. At least thats how it is for me now.. shes strictly booty call material.

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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 2:59pm) in reply to DuDuDier

    Well, she doesn't live in the same town as me anymore, and has gone through several boyfriends

    One other fact about her...

    She had some serious vagina smelling issues

    We 69ed several times when drunk and unless I was completely bombed, I couldn't handle going down on her b/c it smelled like licking her ass right after she took a dump every single fucking time

    It was horrible, and I didn't have the balls to say anything to her.

    Wonder if that is why she has had so many boyfriends since then, they all go down on her and realize oh fuck i cant take this anymore

    That + having no common sense at all is what led me to dumping her, sometimes looks jsut aint enough
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 3:02pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    LOL - my girl had a stinky vagg too...

    baby wipes are a must.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 3:07pm) in reply to godseyt

    have done it, and im sure ill do it again... i even kissed... hell your story involved an hour between the puke and the fuck, i kissed her and we didnt even make it out of the bathroom b4 doing it.

    as for dating hot dumb girls... im all about that... i dated a girl that cougars4444 hates more than OT hates VVubanga b/c you can have a better convo with a wall than her... but i have a hard time just "moving on" cuz shes hot and will pretty much let me do and get away with anything

    *edit* and her vag doesnt stink... theres times... like after all day at work and a night at the bar that it has that "day old shower" smell but its still very managable
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 3:27pm) in reply to godseyt

    this just blew my mind. It's the wife so 1) tell her to brush her teeth and 2) its your wife, why do you have to kiss her? I thought the whole point of marriage was that you dont have to work for sex and you can get tax breaks. no?
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 3:36pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

    If ya get to the belly and it stinks! dont put your cock in the pink!!

    my father never spoke more true words then this.
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    Mar 7th, 2007 (3/7/2007 3:41pm) in reply to keylight

    I kissed first to see if I could taste vomit. I didn't, otherwise I would have sent her to the bathroom to brush.

    I thought the whole point of marriage was that you dont have to work for sex

    If you consider kissing your wife for a couple of minutes while you flick with bean, "work", then yes I guess I had to work for sex.

    TJ
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