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i pose a question to those of you experienced in this matter:
What are the pros/cons of bangin a chick in the shower? -
*grabs popcorn*
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Pros: You are having sex
Cons: You will be a con for banging your sister in the shower -
well pros obv......when you see glow in the dark shit you just use the adjustable handheld and wash it away..
well I'm a failure but in tha shower.......<noob>but pics or gtfo!!!??? -
very easy clean-up is a pro, if you don't mind standing up the whole time then the shower is very nice for a quickie
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When you're done fucking her you can down shift into actual showering to clean up afterwards.
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Con- Water is not a good lube.
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you noobies, you dont have to always stand up. Quick clean up...you are actually both clean during the process...tons of fun. No cons in my mind. i bet you like sex in the city...
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Pros: You can have sex while she's on her period, it'll just wash away down the drain.
Cons: slippery tub floor, don't fall. -
Pros: You can bust your load wherever, clean up is easy...
cons: it's overrated... -
Pro: You're banging a chick in the shower.
Con: You're unlucky if her hair/makeup is what adds like 3 to her attractiveness scale. (Not my case, ty. I can just see it happening.) -
Con
One time I was having sex with my girlfriend who is about the same height as me. In those small, stand-up showers the mechanics of the whole thing and the position choices are limited. The only way that really worked was face to face, thrusting into her. Now, because we are the same height our privates are aligned - there's no room in the shower for her to bend either which way so to thrust inside her I kind of have to go up on my tip toes and lift her. This works out to be me basically doing calf lifts for 15 minutes with 100 and whatever pounds on my dick.
With blood already rushing away from my brain during regular sex, well you can imagine where this is going. After the whole act is done all I remember is me saying I was thirsty and was going to get some water and then I gave her a hug. I woke up on the floor outside the shower, wet and naked with my girlfriend splashing water in my face and visibly shaken up. She hugged me and was so relieved but also upset and mad at me. I was just confused, cause I felt great. I was refreshed and of course my dick felt great. I had no concept of what happened and that was the first time in my life I had ever experienced time loss. So I was actually quite fascinated with the whole experience. She was less fascinated with my whole body suddenly going limp in mid-hug, thinking I was joking, then having to lower my body out on to the ground and running, herself naked, to get water.
So yea, that's a con. And one of my not so proud moments :) -
shower rods don't make good handle bars for the girl
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Only time i had sex in a shower was also a standup shower and it was the worst sex I ever had easily. there was really not much you can do. I can see a bath shower being totally different and better tho.
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^^^ a good read dntcal and thx for the heads up, good to know for future reference (even tho im prob not gettin any anytime soon)
Originally Posted by DntCaltACmBk
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One time I was having sex with my girlfriend who is about the same height as me. In those small, stand-up showers the mechanics of the whole thing and the position choices are limited. The only way that really worked was face to face, thrusting into her. Now, because we are the same height our privates are aligned - there's no room in the shower for her to bend either which way so to thrust inside her I kind of have to go up on my tip toes and lift her. This works out to be me basically doing calf lifts for 15 minutes with 100 and whatever pounds on my dick.
With blood already rushing away from my brain during regular sex, well you can imagine where this is going. After the whole act is done all I remember is me saying I was thirsty and was going to get some water and then I gave her a hug. I woke up on the floor outside the shower, wet and naked with my girlfriend splashing water in my face and visibly shaken up. She hugged me and was so relieved but also upset and mad at me. I was just confused, cause I felt great. I was refreshed and of course my dick felt great. I had no concept of what happened and that was the first time in my life I had ever experienced time loss. So I was actually quite fascinated with the whole experience. She was less fascinated with my whole body suddenly going limp in mid-hug, thinking I was joking, then having to lower my body out on to the ground and running, herself naked, to get water.
So yea, that's a con. And one of my not so proud moments :) -
Originally Posted by tmac2424
^^^ a good read dntcal and thx for the heads up, good to know for future reference (even tho im prob not gettin any anytime soon)Originally Posted by DntCaltACmBk
Con
One time I was having sex with my girlfriend who is about the same height as me. In those small, stand-up showers the mechanics of the whole thing and the position choices are limited. The only way that really worked was face to face, thrusting into her. Now, because we are the same height our privates are aligned - there's no room in the shower for her to bend either which way so to thrust inside her I kind of have to go up on my tip toes and lift her. This works out to be me basically doing calf lifts for 15 minutes with 100 and whatever pounds on my dick.
With blood already rushing away from my brain during regular sex, well you can imagine where this is going. After the whole act is done all I remember is me saying I was thirsty and was going to get some water and then I gave her a hug. I woke up on the floor outside the shower, wet and naked with my girlfriend splashing water in my face and visibly shaken up. She hugged me and was so relieved but also upset and mad at me. I was just confused, cause I felt great. I was refreshed and of course my dick felt great. I had no concept of what happened and that was the first time in my life I had ever experienced time loss. So I was actually quite fascinated with the whole experience. She was less fascinated with my whole body suddenly going limp in mid-hug, thinking I was joking, then having to lower my body out on to the ground and running, herself naked, to get water.
So yea, that's a con. And one of my not so proud moments :)
Great read indeed
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con: your roommate might walk by the bathroom and yell, "was that a smack I heard?"
pro: your roommate might stand there for a moment and after you smack that ass yell, "that was cool! do it again!" and then walk away laughing hysterically. -
Pro: the va jay jay doesn't smell
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Pro- In a shower you can slip it in without a condom
Con- You cant scrub the aids off -
sink/counter next to the shower> shower
showers more fun foreplay/postplay imo -
It's not nearly as good as it sounds, as someone mentioned earlier H20 provides terrible lube. I don't think I've ever been able to finish in the shower due to the friction.
In small showers the only real way to get it on is to pick her up and hold her while thrusting which is a cool for a while but quickly becomes a workout.
shower sex is overrated as is pool/jacuzzi sex imo -
Shower sex is way overrated. One, or both, of you is going to get major cramps because there is only so many ways it works. So unless you've got a really quick "trigger finger" you're not able to switch positions to move the workout from one body part to another.
Water washes away any natural lubricant.
If you do actually get "there" and gasp for breath, you're going to inhale a lung full of water. Coughing til you spew is not sexy.
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It's a good thing if you're pressed for time, and you want a quickie. Other than that, it's probably overrated, but I never turn it down either.













