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  1. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 5:54am)

    When you've had sex with a girl 2 times, on the 3rd time you should go for anal.
    No matter if your really into it or not. It keeps the girls on there toes and makes them
    think your a freak. Don't talk about it or anything, just when it comes time to get it in
    go and get some KY and go for it, but take it slow. This probably only applies to girls
    21 and over as you might not want to try this with a super young chick as she may
    have never tried it before.
  2. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 5:55am) in reply to monteaz

    Thanks for the tip.
     
  3. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 5:56am) in reply to Rocky

    facepalm
  4. threeven threeven is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 5:59am) in reply to monteaz

    Do you ever make posts that aren't brags about getting laid?
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  5. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:01am) in reply to threeven

  6. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:01am) in reply to MissBecky

    I love sticking my thumb in a girls butt hole and giving her the ol' truck driver

    bitches go wild
  7. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:02am) in reply to smokerock247

    this is why you aren't poster of the week and i am.
  8. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:04am) in reply to MikeyRy

    girls will think a guy is a freak if they want to stick it in the butt?
    every guy on the face of this earth must be hella freaky.
  9. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:06am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    girls will think a guy is a freak if they want to stick it in the butt?
    every guy on the face of this earth must be hella freaky.

    Big difference between wanting to do it, and going for it on the 3rd encounter.
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  10. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:08am) in reply to monteaz

    i have zero interest in fucking a girl in her ass. I never would've thought I'd be in the minority on that pre-p5's.
    A guy on the other hand....
  11. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:25am) in reply to MikeyRy

     
    Originally Posted by MikeyRy View Post

    i have zero interest in fucking a girl in her ass. I never would've thought I'd be in the minority on that pre-p5's.
    A guy on the other hand....

    Not funny. And uhhhh. facepalm just about wraps this up

    this thread*
    Edited By: cantshaikme Oct 5th, 2011 at 06:25 AM
    Reason: 3rd time sighs
  12. ccm ccm is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:08am) in reply to cantshaikme

    You know what, I agree with OP and think this is a piece of info that many guys may not, to borrow an OP expression, "take the aggressive line" on. I also agree with taking it slow though. Start with either tonguing the bum or putting a KY covered finger in, and only when you already have her at extreme horniness levels, 5 to 20+ minutes in.

    Great post. Fuck the haters.
  13. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:12am) in reply to ccm

    i gotta tryyyy man
  14. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:18am) in reply to MikeyRy

    I wait till she gets her period then bring it up. You will at least get a blow job out of it. win win imo
     
  15. SlapNPickle SlapNPickle is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:22am) in reply to Rocky

     
    Originally Posted by Rocky View Post

    Thanks for the tip.

  16. ccm ccm is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:36am) in reply to SlapNPickle

    It's also important to not ask.

    But it also helps to tell her at any point earlier how hot you think her ass is. Ups your odds by at least 3-5%.
  17. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:41am) in reply to ccm

    Most girls love it, some girls are just ok with it. Others may even reject it, but its worth a go. You do not want to say "may i buttsex you now" or any other variation of vocalizing it....they will get weirded out, make sure to play with it some the second time you have sex.
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  18. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:42am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    I love sticking my thumb in a girls butt hole and giving her the ol' truck driver

    bitches go wild

    good gawd. you are such an idiot.
  19. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:45am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    good gawd. you are such an idiot.

    why tho? my post wasnt even a level, ive stuck my thumb in 4 girls asses and im at a 100% success rate.

    u probs would like it too
    Edited By: smokerock247 Oct 5th, 2011 at 07:46 AM
  20. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:47am) in reply to smokerock247

    u don't wanna just thumb the ass....give it a little play and see what kind of reaction u get.....slow and steady wins the race.
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  21. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:52am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    why tho? my post wasnt even a level, ive stuck my thumb in 4 girls asses and im at a 100% success rate.

    u probs would like it too

    the 4 hookers you hired were paid to say they liked it.
    Edited By: MissBecky Oct 5th, 2011 at 07:53 AM
    Reason: "the ol' truck driver?" really? i bet you get major ass.
  22. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:53am) in reply to MissBecky

    some guy made a much better and more detailed guide to anal sex. cant think of who it was
     
  23. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:54am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    the 4 hookers you hired were paid to say they liked it.

     
  24. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:54am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    the 4 hookers you hired were paid to say they liked it.

    ive never had sex with a hooker, and im actually a really hot guy so I've been told.. the girls I "thumbed" were probably a bit below my normal standard, but they were really hot compared towhat the rest of OT is banging
  25. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:56am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    ive never had sex with a hooker, and im actually a really hot guy so I've been told.. the girls I "thumbed" were probably a bit below my normal standard, but they were really hot compared towhat the rest of OT is banging

    post a pic of yourself.
  26. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:06am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    post a pic of yourself.

    not posting the front, but this is to give u an idea of what u are working with

    u wanna claw ur nails in my back, dont you??

  27. H0ldnemHall H0ldnemHall is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:22am) in reply to smokerock247

    That's not you... i've seen this before...

  28. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:25am) in reply to H0ldnemHall

    ahahaha
     
  29. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:35am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    not posting the front, but this is to give u an idea of what u are working with

    u wanna claw ur nails in my back, dont you??

    lol dude. r u serious? this could be anybody. front with face or gtfo. btw, is that a luke skywalker sticker on the door? also, it looks like the pic was taken in a mental institution.
    Edited By: MissBecky Oct 5th, 2011 at 09:18 AM
    Reason: nice hair.
  30. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:35am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    some guy made a much better and more detailed guide to anal sex. cant think of who it was


    dammit came here to post this lol
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