My mother is insisting I pay the 1200$ accountant fee out of MY money to pay for the taxes of the 200k$ she stole! Obviously, an argument ensued. She claims to be holding my money for when I prove I am responsible and mature. I obviously said, "What the fuck do I have to do to get my money?" and she ranted about how all I do is play poker and I need to take care of my body, go outside the house, etc. etc. I argued, "I'm perfectly content the way I am, but i'd be willing to send my life in the direction YOU want it to go if its going to get me that 100k$. She then went on and on about nobody could be happy living my lifestyle, saying most 18 y/o boys can form relationships and whatnot. I was seriously baffled! I don't want relationships! I HATE PEOPLE, especially girls!!!!! I told her. She then countered of, I'll just be blunt..."Most 18 y/o boys would be trying to at least have sex."

I'm truly baffled as to the whole big deal with sex. Is it mainly a media created thing with "playas" being praised and movies glorifying sex (thinking like 40 days and 40 nights...) However, it appears most people consider sex to be something to brag about. Terrible poker players (jcamby33) find solace in insulting the fact that I'm a virgin. I really don't understand this. If I wanted to, I believe I could easily have sex. Obviously, I'm overweight, and not the best looking guy in the world, but girls are so weird/easily manipulated that I could easily land a "5" if I was lucky and put in the effort. I just don't see any need to/have no desire to. I've obviously masturbated before. Is the feeling after sex like 10000000x better or something? I'd imagine it would be like 10/100x better, maybe even more, but can't seem to justify all the work/having to deal with generally annoying girls for minimal reward. Several poker player friends of mine have told me that I should flaunt my money and get girls etc. etc., and i'm like, "I really don't care enough/find girls particularly annoying." When I didn't go to my senior prom in highscool, one of the few girls I talk to (only because she is a good friend of mine's girlfriend obv) questioned my heterosexuality. I just don't see the big deal about all these stupid ideals of America about how to enjoy one's youth. I hated high school and I hated college even more. The whole social structure of America is retarded in my opinion.

Most of my friends think I'm crazy and say its just a bi-product of low-self-esteem or the fact that the largest female influence in my life (my mom) is an incredibly evil, destructive, selfish, bitch. I really just don't see the big deal about sex and think it might be in all of these young, hormones-raging guys heads. It is like a competition as to who can get the most pussy. So am i really crazy? Is sex really overrated? Should I kill myself immediately? What do you think OT? Is my mom right/the standard american culture really right? Or can I live a happy, self-fulfilling (mind you in my twisted mind, think of it from my perspective) just making thousands of dollars and getting my high from life off of music, good tv/movies, alcohol/other drugs.

kill self

My advice to you....take a week off....party like a rockstar....spend some cash on booze with chicks and bang a different bitch every night. Plenty of time to stay home and play poker after you get the clap. happy hunting!

Appreciate the advice, but why?

Seriously get out of the house, get LAID.........glad I do not have your life.

Im down with stealthmunk for real keep livin the dream brotha, and no,theyre not worth hard work sir not that often at least

hmmm... not interested in sex with teh ladies...would rather make $$....

i suggest you contact these guys a.s.a.p.

Maybe wowswift will help ya out for like 50g's?

Don't know what you are referencing, but if you are trying to say I am gay, I am not. I'm actually pretty homophobic.

start by sending me $100 and we can do some talking

really man whats the point of having a lot of money when you are a kid to not flaunt it a bit, its different when you are 30, you can be a millionaire then and drive a van for all i care. but take your money get a nice car, new clothes start taking poeple out to eat at better places than a 1.99 buffet, of campus food. and bring girls man! they are dome of the best company even as friends... of course thats after you fuck them

edit: simultanious O is better than your hand and a wal mart lengerie catalogue

Clay kinda did. Go out and try it for a week if it doesnt work for you go back to life without sex "care free attitude".

I was reading this and kept saying that this has to be a joke. But this guy is for real? How can you not want to bang a chick? You are a moron?

Sex Sells

Happy?

at least go fuck a watermelon, dont even have to buy it drinks