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  1. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Oct 17th, 2009 (10/17/2009 9:55am) in reply to UhhMee

     
    Originally Posted by UhhMee View Post

    Wait, what? I'm trying to imagine this...and I can't see a person just like, what pulling a butcher's knife out of her pocket or what? Was it sitting on the counter? Did she have a holster?

    We had one of those counter, wood blocks. She pulled it out and my other roommate was a really big motherfucker. He just grabbed it from her and threw her out. Sucked too because she had a washer and dryer
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    Oct 17th, 2009 (10/17/2009 11:22am) in reply to hawgfarmer

    I have a few, but this one happened LAST NIGHT...

    Basically this girl came over that I had not seen in a few months, she is 18 and can't go out to the bars. She wants to sleepover which I don't want to happen so we come to an agreement that she will swallow if I let her sleepover. So when shes sucking me off the entire time she is saying how nervous she is etc... Finally when I blow my load in there she takes it down like a champ, but immediately starts making faces and hacking shit up and is making gurgling sounds, which completely killed the horrible blowjob anyway. So i tell her to go to the bathroom to freshen up or whatever, and she does. Then she gets pissed at me for the rest of the night because I don't want to have sex anymore... she gets over it and we both pass out.

    2:30 AM, I am awoken by my buddy who decided to come back from the bars to visit me and see how I was doing. He yells "WHO WANTS TO GET TEABAGGED?!?!!?" Well the girl was closer to him then i was and she was also just woken up by this outburst and looks over weary eyed and is about 3 inches away from my buddys balls... She freaks out and I start laughing... My buddy then realizes that there is a girl in the room and leaves, leaving me with a really pissed off girl that decides that sleeping is no longer a priority. For about an hour she was reaming me out for my friend being an asshole, and me being an asshole earlier on, etc... She just left about a half hour ago thank god...
  3. nowapowa nowapowa is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:29am) in reply to Seykota

     
    Originally Posted by Seykota View Post


    That's messed up Nowa. Hope you got tested to know for sure. Not that it happens often, but any time I've had a short-term fling I get tested just for peace of mind. No positive tests for me. Whew.

    yeah i got tested. they still used the swab up in yr dick hole though. worst pain of my life.
  4. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:31am) in reply to hawgfarmer



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  5. Webster13 Webster13 is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 9:45pm) in reply to FenwayKing

    I missed this thread the other day.

    My story is short and far from sweet.

    I was hooking up with my first serious girlfriend. We used to have sex alot. I'm sitting on the couch, and she straddles me reverse cow girl. As I'm watching her ass bounce up and down on my junk, she slips forward, taking my shit with her. I felt like she snapped it. I started crying and freaking out.

    It bruised and I didn't have sex for a few weeks. It sticks out more, instead of up. No loss of size or girth, just an angle change. Thank christ
  6. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 9:47pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post



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    OH MY FUCKING SHIT! EWWWWW!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!

    WHAT?! EW!
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