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  1. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:12am)

    I think I tore my sack?
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  2. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:12am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    1st

    edit: f railbot
  3. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:13am) in reply to GPop21

    oops
  4. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:14am) in reply to GPop21

    ouch?
  5. BirdWings BirdWings is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:16am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

  6. wwe_freak_88 wwe_freak_88 is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:18am) in reply to GPop21

  7. railbot railbot is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:19am) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

    twk is working with a half sack.
  8. aupoker1 aupoker1 is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:19am) in reply to BirdWings

    hope schrazor is awake...
  9. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:20am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    english bulldog, one testicle, $500. wow, for that kind of money, you'd get two testicles... don't you think?
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  10. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:20am) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

     
    Originally Posted by JoeSexAppeal View Post

    ouch?

    +1
  11. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:24am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    I've got some fond memories of San Angelo,
    and I've seen some beauty queens in El Paso,
    but the best lookin women that I've ever seen,
    have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans
  12. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:27am) in reply to jcpeace

    Tanqueray and Tab and keep em comin.
  13. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:28am) in reply to Bong BrOke

     
    Originally Posted by Bong BrOke View Post

    Tanqueray and Tab and keep em comin.

    got a long drive, sweets...

    hi. not you... hi.
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  14. railbot railbot is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:30am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    waco i got this..

    allit needs is some fixing.







  15. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:35am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    "Hey, what do you think about new beginnings"

    "What that new feminine hygene spray?
  16. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:37am) in reply to LizardBoy

    "So, you guys are dictionary salesmen."

    "You would be punctilious in assuming that."
  17. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:39am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    well you may hate my guts for how I feel about seinfeld, but at least we agree this movie is fucking amazing and so quotable.

    what is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?
  18. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:40am) in reply to TpocketT

     
    Originally Posted by TpocketT View Post

    well you may hate my guts for how I feel about seinfeld, but at least we agree this movie is fucking amazing and so quotable.

    lol, that post was not serious...

    "I think you really jarred somethin' lose there, tiger"
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  19. railbot railbot is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:40am) in reply to railbot



  20. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:40am) in reply to TpocketT

    "I'll tell you what you've got. It's round, has three holes and you put your fingers in it."

    "Hey, you leave Rebecca out of this!"
  21. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:42am) in reply to LizardBoy

    "I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"
  22. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:43am) in reply to LizardBoy

    "brother Thomas, you know what it says in the bible about not forgiving people."

    "why don't you tell us all what it says, brother Hezekiah"

    "well... it's uh... it's against it."
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  23. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:46am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    goodbye brother munson

    goodbye whore
     
  24. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:47am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post


    lol, that post was not serious...

    good, neither was mine, of course kramer has made me laugh, i was just in a mood to start shit

    "it must be hard to spank your monkey"

    "you have a monkey?"
  25. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:48am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    "How many children do you have?"

    "None that I know of......uh, I mean....I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident when I was a boy."
  26. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:50am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    "It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy."
  27. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:50am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    I'm pretty sure between all these quotes there is a



    Going down.

    Carry on
  28. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:50am) in reply to LizardBoy

    <span>"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one. Then pow, all at once."</span>

    <span>"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."</span>
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  29. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:51am) in reply to LizardBoy

    "Ten frames?
    That's for Quakers."
  30. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Oct 23rd, 2009 (10/23/2009 1:51am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    i hope you're blacked out, cuz it takes one hell of a moran to post like 8 times in the wrong thread talking about a subject that has nothing to do with the OP.

    We don't have a cow. We have a bull, though...
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