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Obv one cannot wait till you get back home, so that is out of the question. Anyone else layer the fuck outta the seats with the TP? I mean I mine as well make paper masche out of the dam things. Am I the only one?
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wat
Originally Posted by thephildo
I mean I mine as well make paper masche out of the dam things.
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Bong BrOke
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Man the other morning I was on my way to work like a 45 min drive and its all highway then hop on another highway, well I really didnt think I was gonna make it past the first highway and was already plotting what I would do if I shit myself before getting to work.
Luckily I just made it to a gas station by the skin of my teeth and had no time to put paper down but I didnt sit on the toilet just aimed and fired from above...talk about relief. -
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i used to care but then i lived in a fraternity house for a couple years. after that, nothing grosses me out.
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i was drivin to sears point one time, had to fart and felt like instead i shat myself. told g/f to pull over at chevron (didnt tell her i shat myself)
went to bathroom and it had just been a fart bubble stuck between my cheeks. it really felt like a piece o shit.
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I saw tons of shit when I was in boot camp, but i just could not bring myself to sit on the fucking bare seat. didnt want the hivvvv
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I commonly refer to this practice as "building a nest", and yes I do.
Originally Posted by thephildo
Anyone else layer the fuck outta the seats with the TP?
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I was talking about this earlier with my buddy. In HS I used to have to call in sick b/c there were no doors on the bathroom stalls. Thanks to my mom Calhoun High School now has doors on every stall.
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i am not a fan of shitting in public restrooms, i try and avoid it at all costs
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I'd rather destroy a perfectly innocent public restroom than fuck up the bathroom at my house.
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A fart bubble?
Originally Posted by threeputt
i was drivin to sears point one time, had to fart and felt like instead i shat myself. told g/f to pull over at chevron (didnt tell her i shat myself)
went to bathroom and it had just been a fart bubble stuck between my cheeks. it really felt like a piece o shit.
so relieved when nothin but air was there......... -
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Such weaksauceaments when it comes to shittin around here.
Oh no! A toilet that isn't at home! The horror!
If a public toilet freaks you out, how sissy do you get when you have to **gasp** use an outhouse? OMGWTFGTFO!! -
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outhouse is better cause there aren't ppl walking in and outOriginally Posted by LordPye
Such weaksauceaments when it comes to shittin around here.
Oh no! A toilet that isn't at home! The horror!
If a public toilet freaks you out, how sissy do you get when you have to **gasp** use an outhouse? OMGWTFGTFO!!
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when properly done its called the throne, two long strips running down each side overlapping, three shorter strips in the back, lots of overlapping there because vertical slidage is an issue
hover above it, and just plop down all at once so you dont shift the thrown -
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This guy really knows his shit...Originally Posted by sacaniga
when properly done its called the throne, two long strips running down each side overlapping, three shorter strips in the back, lots of overlapping there because vertical slidage is an issue
hover above it, and just plop down all at once so you dont shift the thrown
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Public Restroom>>>>Splash Box
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Um no, I would take a public toilet over an outhouse anyday!
Originally Posted by caddymix024
outhouse is better cause there aren't ppl walking in and out
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Shitting in public toliets aint bad. Shitting in public toliets in Jordan, Korea, Thailand, Arkansas and Hong Kong can be a little tricky though. But most shitters in the states are clean atleast. Once you travel more and get to see diffrent countries you will see a huge diffrence and it wont bother you.
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SF this^^^ listen up boys, I have recurrent Hodgkin's, that is cancer of the immune system, and I have no problem dropping the kids off at the pool in USA publik toilets. Find the cleanest stall, do a little wipe em up and get to business.
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