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Shocking news: Charlie Sheen's roadshow sucks big time

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  1. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 2:05pm)

    The show had its moments, but was nevertheless marred by audience member walkouts, clamors for refunds and cries of 'you suck!"

    In response to one of those cries, Sheen fired back, "You gave your hard money and you didn't know what this was even about and I am ... here."

    Initial word on ticket sales was that the show sold out in 18 minutes. However, prior to the first show, tickets were still available on Ticketmaster as well as the secondary ticket market, which includes online ticket exchanges like Stubhub.com and TicketNetwork.com. Unwanted tickets available on those sites were going for less than face value prior to the show.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/0...ex.html?hpt=C2

    Sorry, fellas, but your folk hero is really just a man suffering from a serious mental illness. It's not an act. He's not the next Andy Kaufman. It's safe to let go of his nuts now. You can go see mental patients walking the streets of any major city for free.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 2:08pm) in reply to timthegem

    hahah I heard about it on cnn or some shit really early.

    I still love chucky but he needs to slow down.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 3:12pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    SO what exactly does he do in this show? Just re-hash his rants live instead of on video?
     
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 4:52pm) in reply to time4badbeat

    Anyone who actually paid money to see that guy "perform" got exactly what they deserved. The local whacky morning dj team here was talking about it for the last few days and seemed excited for it. They were saying they expected him to be engaging and entertaining and saw him turning this into regular speaking engagements. LOL. I just kept thinking about that god awful webcast he did and knew this would be shit. I dont know how anyone expected this to be good.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 5:37pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot

    my ex-gf texted me yesterday saying she was going to the show. . .she was hoping that she'd meet him and he'd knock her up. . .she's a slut, but an expensive one
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:13pm) in reply to satchmo

    Im still clueless as to why he would pick Detroit of all places to start this tour?
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:20pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    friend of mine wrote about it in paper.
    http://www.theoaklandpress.com/artic...3632263780.txt
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:25pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

    @BreeOlson Bree Olson
    Despite popular belief, tonight live on stage in Detroit for Charlie's tour was the first time Natalie and I ever made out. ;)

    couldn't have been that bad..
    Edited By: wandigo Apr 3rd, 2011 at 06:30 PM
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:28pm) in reply to wandigo

    My image of Charlie just changed drastically if this is true^^^^^^^

    Here i am thinking hes just having huge crazy 3 somes all the time and come to find out he just has 2 plain gf's instead? Not WINNING imo if thats the case.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:32pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    solid

    One disappointed audience member bellowed, "You suck!"
    Sheen's retort: "Already got your f***ing money, dude."

    I'd wear this:

    Edited By: Reech Apr 3rd, 2011 at 07:00 PM
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:42pm) in reply to Reech

    LOL can't wait to see this tonight. Anyone who wanted to see a performance rather than a trainwreck was delusional. Although if he doesn't buttfuck bree olsen on stage within the first 30 mins I will consider walking out.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 6:48pm) in reply to voorh33s

    I think people expected something more than a series of youtube clips that they've already seen before. If you're exicted about seeing that, you're clearly winning. I have a bag full of bridges for sale if you're interested. I'll even throw in a free pair of X-ray glasses and a living kingdom of genuine Sea Monkeys!
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 7:03pm) in reply to timthegem

    enjoyed CNN interviewing Kacey Jordan about Charlie bombing She credited his dullness to his being fully sober now and still suffering the after effects of his cocaine use They even credited her with one of those banners


    Kacey Jordan
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 7:38pm) in reply to SluggerWV

    lol CNN Porn Correspondent
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 8:35pm) in reply to zRo VaLiDiTy

    haters gonna hate op hatin pretty hard
     
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 8:49pm) in reply to Believer82

    I want Charlie to get help and get his kids back because I'm a fan of his. I'm not hating on him, I'm hating on the people who have money on him in a dead pool.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 9:10pm) in reply to timthegem

    LOL wait... what mental illness do you think he has? Just because he didn't hide behind his PR like every other pussy in hollywood, he must be sick! Get that man some help! lol.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 9:25pm) in reply to voorh33s

    His PR person quit.
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 9:46pm) in reply to timthegem

    cuz he wouldn't hide behind him...
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 9:54pm) in reply to NechitaCC

     
    Originally Posted by NechitaCC View Post

    My image of Charlie just changed drastically if this is true^^^^^^^

    Here i am thinking hes just having huge crazy 3 somes all the time and come to find out he just has 2 plain gf's instead? Not WINNING imo if thats the case.

    loool.he lives with 2 hot chicks, both of who he has sex with. I guess your definition of winning is getting invited to a swingers party do to your "studlyness"
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    Apr 3rd, 2011 (4/3/2011 10:14pm) in reply to FastMoney7

    I'm going to his show in Atlantic City in a couple weeks. The tickets were free and I wouldn't have gone otherwise. These reviews don't change my expectations at all. The guy isn't a comedian and probably doesn't have many interesting stories to tell, a one man show/Q&A was always going to be difficult for him to pull off. I don't know what people expected other than just something weird. I'm happy that it seems the show is only about 70 minutes.
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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 12:23am) in reply to FastMoney7

     
    Originally Posted by FastMoney7 View Post

    loool.he lives with 2 hot chicks, both of who he has sex with. I guess your definition of winning is getting invited to a swingers party do to your "studlyness"

    Obv i was joking when i said "studlyness."

    meh, kinda over/getting a little annoyed with Charlies antics/crazy talk these days anyways. It was funny/awesome at first but is just getting a little old now and especially when you have my dad saying stuff like "winning" you know its ran its course. Sorry for saying your idol isnt Winning anymore, 1 gf bitching is enough for me though cant even imagine having 2.

    And how the fuck have they never made out before??? i just dont get it, i mean obv the reason/appeal of having them both there would be for the 3somes no?
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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 12:32am) in reply to NechitaCC

    depsite what charlie would say, anyone who bought a ticket to this nonsense is a troll
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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:38am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    LOL wait... what mental illness do you think he has? Just because he didn't hide behind his PR like every other pussy in hollywood, he must be sick! Get that man some help! lol.

    he likely is either bipolar os schizophrenic with the added cocaine addiction topping

    I feel sorry for him bc apparently no one in his life cares enough about him to stop him from killing himself bangin a 100 porn stars doesn't make up for that
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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 4:54am) in reply to SluggerWV

    Okay I just got back from the show in chicago tonight. Despite having stomach flu for the past 2 days and feeling nauseous and light headed and being completely sober, I had a fucking blast.

    I read the play by play from the detroit opener and he clearly learned from that as his strategy was completely changed. He got some douchebag to sit down next to him and interview him (but basically more or less act as crowd control).

    Sure the whole show was basically sheen ignoring questions and just rambling but he was on point hilarious tonight. The crowd heckled a lot and he talked shit back everytime, he was really good at it too and it was one of the better parts of the show actually. I'm not sure what people expected him to do? He's not a stand up comedian, he is good at interviews and they finally realized that and made that the show more or less.

    He went off on about 4 or 5 different tangents about how much he hated detroit which was hilarious and the ppl obviously ate it up. Unfortunately tho, he did not buttfuck bree olsen on stage as I so eagerly awaited. The goddesses were both really hot tho I gotta say.

    75% of the show was gold so I def wouldn't call it a bust (it seemed to drag about 10 minutes too long towards the end), a nice rebound from the horror stories I heard about in detroit imo. It was basically an hour long uncensored 20/20 interview with drunk hecklers and the db interviewer instead of barbara walters, yes somehow this worked.

    edit: oh and by the way, there's less than a 1% chance that he's crazy. Silly armchair psychiatrists need to calm down.
    Edited By: voorh33s Apr 4th, 2011 at 05:00 AM
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    Apr 5th, 2011 (4/5/2011 9:41am) in reply to voorh33s



    lol hmmm okay maybe he is crazy
    Edited By: voorh33s Apr 5th, 2011 at 09:42 AM
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    Apr 5th, 2011 (4/5/2011 12:00pm) in reply to voorh33s

    really hoping charlie sheen just ods already.

    its astounding to me how so many people think he is so awesome. the dude is a drug addicted failure of a father and a terrible actor. he beats up women. yet somehow all of that is ok because people like to write #winning at the end of their gay facebook updates.
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    Apr 5th, 2011 (4/5/2011 2:35pm) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE

    #winning?
     
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    Apr 11th, 2011 (4/11/2011 9:04pm) in reply to FLUSHDUDE

    Just found out my buddy got us some tickets for Friday in toronto's Massey hall. Bust ir success I'm gonna take it FWIW as some entertainment and hopefully a few beauty one liners. If he kills it great if he bombs that might be even better but I'm sure he got some High end writers taking care of him
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    Apr 16th, 2011 (4/16/2011 4:38am) in reply to Popperhead

    So just got back from the show it was a Q & A format with Russell Peters and it fucking owned. It was similar to the TMZ interview where he'd tke a question and run with it. He talked about everything from tarshing the plaza to his cracked out ex Brooke and his bro. It was a very entertaining 1.5 hrs IMO

    Edited By: Popperhead Apr 16th, 2011 at 04:38 AM
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