Wait you sucked her fingers??? How does her boyfriends dick taste lol? Cool story until that part. Her boyfriend was literally probably fucking her that morning/day and there's a good chance he's blowing a big fat load in that pussy on occasion. Hope you have some listerine handy!

Thread sucks now.

Still think it's a huge fail that you had this hot chick in front of you fingering her puss had letting you suck her fingers, but yet your dick stayed in your pants. Obviously you jerked off the first chance you got, but still.......

awesome story...where do you meet all these horny old bitches, da supermarket? =)

You must be super hot to have all these girls fawning over you.

Pics? (Of YOU. Not the girls.)


edit: That, or you have a really big penis.

 

Originally Posted by LizardBoy

Seems like a bad beat to me. Things were going good up until the point where you didn't bury your face in her ass then fucked the living shit out of her.

this.

i mean its a huge brag, but i would be pissed if she was teasing me that damn much and i didnt get anything from her outta it ya know

 

Originally Posted by smokerock247

WAT

 

Originally Posted by Z-Fresh

Your gif placement is horrid.

 

Originally Posted by clwhat

 

Originally Posted by gutbirdxx

 

Originally Posted by Popperhead

I'm visiting a college friend in flordia in 1998. He lives with his girlfriend. it was me and my other friend from this area.

They had a kitten. a few months old. and among the most viscous things Ive ever met. It would basically attack anything that moved. My friend and his girlfriend were in one bedroom. my friend visiting with me was in the other. I got to sleep on the sofa and got attacked basically all night everytime I moved.

I started to complain so my friend took it in the room with him sometimes

about 2 days to go in the trip. its late at night and I cant sleep. there is a box of tissues nearby and although felt kinda dirty I decided to let little al see alittle more of flordia other then the bathrooms

NOW I couldnt remember if my friend had the cat or not. so I put my hand on the floor and rubbed the carpet to see if i got attacked or not. few minutes went by...nothing.

So i set up a very delicate operation so not to get any warjuice on friends sofa. I also dont want to make too much noise so they figure out what i'm doing

So i start. and I was pretty horny cause wasnt alot of chances to abuse self. few minutes go by and I'm nearing the happy ending. I can feel myself ready to go and carefully increase pace to make it more enjoyable

I get to point of no return and set up a tissue parachute to catch the warspoolge. Not sure where it jumped from and there was moonlight shining on where all the action was so actually right about the 1st squirt I could see the kitten lunging at where all the motion was. I tried to freeze but I was cumming, its not easy but freezing wouldnt have mattered much anyway I think cause the kitten landed smack on my groin, grabbed and bit little al and you know how a cat wraps itself around something and kicks with its hindlegs, that would be my balls it was kicking.

NOW I still had just came so the pain while intense was mildy offset by the endorphins so I was able to stiffle a scream. I quitely go to the bathroom to see the damage. it wasnt too bad. then I turned around and saw the kitten who you could tell took the brunt of the money shot. cleaned if off the best I could and went back to bed and hope friends wouldnt notice. far as I know they never did.

 

Originally Posted by whitealroker

I'm visiting a college friend in flordia in 1998. He lives with his girlfriend. it was me and my other friend from this area.

They had a kitten. a few months old. and among the most viscous things Ive ever met. It would basically attack anything that moved. My friend and his girlfriend were in one bedroom. my friend visiting with me was in the other. I got to sleep on the sofa and got attacked basically all night everytime I moved.

I started to complain so my friend took it in the room with him sometimes

about 2 days to go in the trip. its late at night and I cant sleep. there is a box of tissues nearby and although felt kinda dirty I decided to let little al see alittle more of flordia other then the bathrooms

NOW I couldnt remember if my friend had the cat or not. so I put my hand on the floor and rubbed the carpet to see if i got attacked or not. few minutes went by...nothing.

So i set up a very delicate operation so not to get any warjuice on friends sofa. I also dont want to make too much noise so they figure out what i'm doing

So i start. and I was pretty horny cause wasnt alot of chances to abuse self. few minutes go by and I'm nearing the happy ending. I can feel myself ready to go and carefully increase pace to make it more enjoyable

I get to point of no return and set up a tissue parachute to catch the warspoolge. Not sure where it jumped from and there was moonlight shining on where all the action was so actually right about the 1st squirt I could see the kitten lunging at where all the motion was. I tried to freeze but I was cumming, its not easy but freezing wouldnt have mattered much anyway I think cause the kitten landed smack on my groin, grabbed and bit little al and you know how a cat wraps itself around something and kicks with its hindlegs, that would be my balls it was kicking.

NOW I still had just came so the pain while intense was mildy offset by the endorphins so I was able to stiffle a scream. I quitely go to the bathroom to see the damage. it wasnt too bad. then I turned around and saw the kitten who you could tell took the brunt of the money shot. cleaned if off the best I could and went back to bed and hope friends wouldnt notice. far as I know they never did.

Whenever I see a thread of Paki's I imagine him as this guy....

 

Originally Posted by astaggs

Whenever I see a thread of Paki's I imagine him as this guy....

haha, i do too... even though aziz ansari is of indian descent.

This is a major fail IMO....a chick is high on X, fingering herself and making out with you...and it ends there? WTF ?

WTF?! I honestly don't think I've ever taken E and haven't fucked on it. It's the best part. I've also never taken it alone though..

haha the joo slut was sucked in. this guy is pure bs. he claims to be 33 and this is his 4th? really the fourth at the age of 33? c'mon it should be your 74th without swinging.

 

Originally Posted by Stockage

haha the joo slut was sucked in. this guy is pure bs. he claims to be 33 and this is his 4th? really the fourth at the age of 33? c'mon it should be your 74th without swinging.

What the fuck are you rambling about? 4th what? 3-some? You're in the wrong thread.

Obv this shit is a fail...but it's not ending here. She is one of my best friends, and I'm sure there will be future opportunities. So hate on...but I'll be drinking from the tap soon.

 

Originally Posted by astaggs

Whenever I see a thread of Paki's I imagine him as this guy....

It's close...minus the bug-eyes, the dumb haircut and that smirk I just want to snack off his face.

haha! No typo...I'm a fuckin' cannibal!