Check out our brand new Local Poker Communities! Get updates and interact with poker players in your area.
Visit the United States Poker Community | Visit the California Poker Community | Read more about the Launch of P5s Local
  1. As of recently I've had some problems at home, I live with my mom and we have another room that is rented out by an older alcoholic man. Sunday night my mom decided to put something on the car we share that she knew I wouldn't like, when I confronted her about it saying how I wouldn't drive the car the roommate snapped. He got in my face about how I'm the biggest piece of shit on earth and how I never do anything but sit on my computer. He then continued about how he was married and working when he was 18 (I'm 19) and that I should grow the fuck up. I'm currently in technical school and have been trying to find a job in the field but nothing has come up. We just got a free car from a friend of my aunts and planned to share it, so I didn't have transportation to any job until now.

    Anyways, I don't exactly have anywhere to go; I continue to get call after call from my mom now about how I'm the worst kid ever, and how I should treat her better, when all she does is sleep, work and drink.

    At the moment I have no job, no car, $600 to my name and no real work experience.

    What I am asking is what the best route to get out of here is? How should I begin to 'get on my feet'?

    I'm tired of being put down by some 50 year old alcoholic which lives in a bedroom smaller than most closets, I can't even say anything back with the threats of getting my ass kicked by this guy. It just feels the best thing to do is get out of here but I don't exactly have anywhere to go.

    I'm not looking for charity, just some words of wisdom or some kind of ideas to help me make this situation better. Thanks in advance.
  2. didnt read the thread... but yes
  3. that is a tough situation man. unless you know for a fact that the guy would beat your ass, i would have punched him in the face.

    beyond that, you need to find a job asap that can support you. once you get a job, hopefully you can afford an apartment. but by all means GTFO of that situation immediately.
  4. military?
     
  5. meh, just STFU and drive the car homey, what did she put on there that was so bad? a bumper sticker that said ghey pride? F it tell bitches you're looking for the right girl to "bring you back into the closet"
  6. if some1 got in MY face like that, id just beat the livin shit out of em personally. Maybe u cant/wont do that, but thats what i recommend.
    Go stay wit ur friends if u can.

    As for the $$......

    SLOTS BABY!!!!!!
     
  7. even if ur not big or a fighter, knees and elbows work wonders. as well as a crowbar, baseball bat...
     
  8. He could take me blindfolded...I have no chance.
    Thread Starter
  9. What did she put on the car that makes you too proud to drive it?
  10. a 6 foot 2 way dildo
  11. She put magnet flames on the fucking thing, most retarded looking shit ive ever seen.
    Thread Starter
  12. a steely dan?
    2
  13.  
  14. well for some1 with no job and no car who gets punked repeatedly by a 50 yr old alcoholic who lives in his closet, magnet flames don't sound 2 bad...
     
  15. you have $600, but a taser gun and shoot him with it. When he is incapacitated, duct tape his hands and feet together. Bring him back to conciousness with smelling salts, and make sure the first thing he see's when he wakes up is you hitting him in the face with a baseball bat. Proceed to pummel him with a bat untill he loses consiousness again. Take a break.

    Go back a couple hours later and wake him up with a bucket of ice cold water to the face. This time hit each of his toes with a hammer. He will probably lose conciousness after the 4th or 5th toe, so feel free to take your time.

    After this I'm sure he will leave you alone. Do what your mom says, but don't listen to anybody that fits the description of the guy you are talking about.
  16. "He then continued about how he was married and working when he was 18 (I'm 19) and that I should grow the fuck up."

    ...and now he's 50, living with a single mom and her son. in a "closet"

    do you even take this guy serious?
  17. Its not only the roommate, its the mom and roommate
    Thread Starter
  18. I loled.
  19. you should have put the alcoholic in his place right then..

    as for the car GTF over it or take the bus. who cares
  20. Either of which you stated have drinking problems. I'd be quite concerned with what they think too. Fuck that bitch and kick that dudes ass, I honestly don't care how big he is. Wait 'til he's drunk if you gotta.
  21. pics of said "magnet flames" plz
  22. its not worth my time, all people want in here is a story of me getting trashed by this guy...its cool i shoulda known
    Thread Starter
  23. lol im sure maybe 1 person would actualllyl follow through with 'beating his ass' etc. in this thread, tell your mom that if he hits you youre gonna defend yourself and seriously have a baseball bat and smash his knees first, thats self defense then you can call the cops and have the mofo shipped away to jail i speak my mind and thats why i have great relationship with moms, if your mom is giving you this problem, altho the car is petty since you have no other optino and shouldnt be so picky about somethin so petty, tell her you will treat her better etc. but youre her son and she shouldnt be siding with a 50y.o. drunk unless theyre fucking which i dunno anything about, so you both just talk about it and help each other make the situation better, sounds like otherwise id just gtfo there and find that job asap

    geay situation, gl
     
  24. "He then continued about how he was married and working when he was 18 (I'm 19) and that I should grow the fuck up.

    I'm tired of being put down by some 50 year old alcoholic which lives in a bedroom smaller than most closets"

    Thats a shitty situation man. Next time he says that shit about being married so early and working ask him for more advice becuse he looks like a life winner. Seriously keep your head about you and if you have to go find a union job somewhere where you can make enough to get out on your feet. If you must, find someone looking for a roomate and share an apartment. You can always fall back on the technical school once you get your feet under you.

    GL man wish you the best.
  25. She put magnet flames on the fucking thing, most retarded looking shit ive ever seen. They're magnetic, take them off
  26. You know what you want? Attention, you whiny fucking bitch. Seriously. There was advice here, get a job, get out. Flip burgers 60 hours a week if you gotta you fucker. Jesus, nobody is gonna feel bad for you 'cause you don't even wanna elevate your situation. Go fuck yourself.
  27. The magnets aren't the big deal, I just said what sparked the arguement with the roommate, and how she is still being a cunt.
    Thread Starter
  28. A story of you getting trashed by this prick isn't what is wanted here as I don't think anyone here could ever side with him. Sure, you'll get some sarcastic comments (what do you expect, this is OT)...but everyone here wants you to come out ahead. This situation sounds very difficult and stressing, let us know what happens, GL
  29. What did she put on the car PLZ
  30. Right on, if he gets in your face then wait and break his leg with a bat or something, then proceed to absolutely destroy him. I'd get out ASAP, get any job you can, and just try and support yourself that way.

    Thinking this over, if you need the guys rent money, don't break his legs, etc. However if not, if he gets in your face again, put a sledgehammer through his teeth.

Similar Threads