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Sick guy robs bank

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  1. TnSvn TnSvn is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:05am)

    Dude robs a bank so he will can goto jail and receive medical treatment.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theloo...l-care-in-jail
  2. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:17am) in reply to TnSvn

    Not the first, not the last. People have been committing crimes to get '3 hots and a cot,' and medical coverage,forever. He just wanted to do it in a nicer way.
  3. OMGitsBEAST OMGitsBEAST is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:40am) in reply to d1am0ndc

  4. savvy savvy is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:41am) in reply to OMGitsBEAST

    thanks guy, i dont have yahoo or aol or msn or...
  5. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:44am) in reply to savvy

     
    Originally Posted by savvy View Post

    thanks guy, i dont have yahoo or aol or msn or...

  6. RWD123 RWD123 is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:48am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    such ghey fake bull$hit.
  7. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:49am) in reply to RWD123

    Def not worth the anal rape.
  8. JimmyCrackCornIDC JimmyCrackCornIDC is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 1:58am) in reply to edwardt1988

    Fucking repubs holding up healthcare reform. I don't blame him.
  9. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:10am) in reply to JimmyCrackCornIDC

    what an idiot. obamacare solved the healthcare crisis. read a newspaper, mr. robber-man!
  10. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:12am) in reply to norcaljeff

    3 hots a cot AND medical insurance? Looks like I really am going to have to kill the dolphin.
  11. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:25am) in reply to Niceguy

     

    Then he plans to spend a few years in jail, before getting out in time to collect Social Security and move to the beach.

    wtf?
  12. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:35am) in reply to TMLMS13

    dont hate the player, hate the game

    it happens enough, maybe more people will press about getting medical care fixed
  13. acp acp is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:44am) in reply to Lameass_

    "I told the teller I would sit over here and wait for the police"

    and then..

    "the teller was so frightened that she had to be taken to the hospital to be checked out"

    loooooooool
  14. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 2:46am) in reply to acp

    Rob bank successfully and pay for medical treatment seem more +EV to me
  15. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 3:03am) in reply to SlayNL

    100 bucks he was a democrat.
  16. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 3:05am) in reply to Oh Rale

    The self-rationalization needed to rob a bank(federal offense) for medical treatment tells me he's a conservative.
  17. edwardt1988 edwardt1988 is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 3:07am) in reply to Oh Rale

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    100 bucks he was a democrat.

    I'd take the bet, but my welfare check hasn't come yet, and I already sold my food stamps and spent the money on drugs and donations to terrorist groups abroad
  18. Ugotdonedirty Ugotdonedirty is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 7:29am) in reply to edwardt1988

    yea why not just try and rob it for alot of $$, u dont give a shit to go to jail anyways
  19. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 7:43am) in reply to Ugotdonedirty

    I want, what he wants, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants. for our country to love it us as much as we love it. thats what i want.
  20. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 7:51am) in reply to Ugotdonedirty

     
    Originally Posted by Ugotdonedirty View Post

    yea why not just try and rob it for alot of $$, u dont give a shit to go to jail anyways

    no shit, unless he's a player and is plannin on cashing in on this mini fame somehow
  21. MilBestDrnkr MilBestDrnkr is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 4:44pm) in reply to sacaniga

    "Known niggas that go to jail just to get they teeth fixed"

    -Jadakiss
  22. digthatfunk digthatfunk is offline

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    Jun 22nd, 2011 (6/22/2011 8:27pm) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    "I told the teller I would sit over here and wait for the police"

    and then..

    "the teller was so frightened that she had to be taken to the hospital to be checked out"

    loooooooool


    Thank God I wasn't the only one to literally LOL about that. What. the. fuck?
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