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  1. Was at Publix Greenwise, and went to the gelato stand. Girl was nice. When she rang up the gelato that she took four seconds to scoop, it was like $9.xx. Because she was nice (told me some of her favorite flavors bla bla) and it prolly took some workout from her forearms to scoop the gelato, I gave her a $20, and said "just gimme $8 back plz." And she didn't even acknowledge the tip.

    I didn't tip for the purpose of getting a ty, but it's like when you let people go in front you at the checkout line cuz they only have 3 or 4 items, would just be nice for them to remotely acknowledge the gesture.

    Fuck it dude, let's go bowlin.

    Hi rocket05.
     
  2. My blood pressure spikes for 2 seconds when I let someone make a left hand turn and they don't give me a wave. I think nothing of it when they do wave. I believe this will take 10 years off my life.
  3. Always make sure they're looking when u put $ in the tip jar.
    And never do a George
     
  4. "a tip"

    is pita slept backwards
  5. sick ballin' brag about tiping 20 percent on a fuckin' ice cream scoop!! she prolly thought u were hitting on her.
  6. T= TO I= INSURE P= PROMPT S= SERVICE

    MOST SERVICE INDUSTRY EMPLOYEES SHOULD UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC TENET OF THE JOB; FFS!

    and thanks for the ninja gif..weeee
  7. I have a good story about one of these tipping situations that actually ended happily. There was this cute ass girl that always worked at the bagel place I frequented when I lived at home. I came back from Foxwoods and had just won lik 3500 playing cash games and was up a lot on the month playing online and this girl was allllways nice to me, I'd always wanted to ask her out but never had the balls.

    So I get my bagel, my coffee, etc and as I'm leaving I just drop a 100 in the tip cup when she's looking. She freaks out and I tell her to share it with her friend... and leave coolly without making a spectacle about it.

    Went back a few days later, she's raving to everyone how sweet I am and I'm this nice guy, yada yada yada. I was hella humble about it and told her I'd just struck it rich... smiles lead to phone numbers and boom I'm fuckin' her that weekend at my house after a few shots of vodka and a joint. So sometimes these moves actually pay off, OP, but I don't think 3 dollars is going to cut it.
  8.  
    Originally Posted by tha_minkee View Post

    T= TO I= INSURE P= PROMPT S= SERVICE

    MOST SERVICE INDUSTRY EMPLOYEES SHOULD UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC TENET OF THE JOB; FFS!

    and thanks for the ninja gif..weeee



    Edited By: XquiziVex Apr 5th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
  9. thank god for prostitution
  10. next person that doesn't say "ty" when i hold a door for them, might get stabbed
  11. we tip to thank them not for them to thank us
     
  12. I think you are better off taking the change first and then tipping. Not everyone has lightning quick math skills. She might have had to think about it for a second which could lead to confusion.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    I have a good story about one of these tipping situations that actually ended happily. There was this cute ass girl that always worked at the bagel place I frequented when I lived at home. I came back from Foxwoods and had just won lik 3500 playing cash games and was up a lot on the month playing online and this girl was allllways nice to me, I'd always wanted to ask her out but never had the balls.

    So I get my bagel, my coffee, etc and as I'm leaving I just drop a 100 in the tip cup when she's looking. She freaks out and I tell her to share it with her friend... and leave coolly without making a spectacle about it.

    Went back a few days later, she's raving to everyone how sweet I am and I'm this nice guy, yada yada yada. I was hella humble about it and told her I'd just struck it rich... smiles lead to phone numbers and boom I'm fuckin' her that weekend at my house after a few shots of vodka and a joint. So sometimes these moves actually pay off, OP, but I don't think 3 dollars is going to cut it.

    Mmm such a thinly veiled prostitution brag.

    But that is baller for a bagel stand. Feel like you might've been able to pull the friend she split it with too?
     
  14. i don't think i tried to veil anything, it was obv a brag post from word one nigga. The friend was busted yo, and yea, it was pretty fuckn baLLER!!!
  15.  
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    my reply has nothing to do with the op but this made me laugh so hard.
  16. Inni bought me ice cream once ; )
     
  17. I assume he gave you a tip as well?
  18.  
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    lmfao x 100000.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I assume he gave you a tip as well?

    Yes it was a rather small tip though I was disappointed
     
  20.  
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    Inni bought me ice cream once ; )

    I'd do it again in a SECOND!
     
    Thread Starter
  21. pics of bagel girl imo
  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=svWjtDhGQFg

    no that sucks though. the bitch had the same reaction as if u hadn't tipped her at all. and ya i expect a wave back to. motherfuckers. those people that don't wave must be the same people that NEVER let someone else go. cunts
  23. You tipped her 2 bucks. Relax.
  24. Ya she was probably a youngster no? Poor parenting or immaturity imo or she was thinking about dong. Maybe your dong bro.
     
  25.  
    Originally Posted by mozzer View Post

    You tipped her 2 bucks. Relax.

    NO, IT WAS $2 AND CHANGE, AND I THINK IT WAS ONLY LIKE $9.40
     
    Thread Starter
  26.  
    Originally Posted by mozzer View Post

    You tipped her 2 bucks. Relax.

    well if it was me, its obv not the money, it's principal. iv given bums more money than that.
  27. Publix employees are not allowed to accept tips. Obv tell her boss she didn't even say ty. That'll learn her some.
  28. gelato costs 9 dollars??

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