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Was at Publix Greenwise, and went to the gelato stand. Girl was nice. When she rang up the gelato that she took four seconds to scoop, it was like $9.xx. Because she was nice (told me some of her favorite flavors bla bla) and it prolly took some workout from her forearms to scoop the gelato, I gave her a $20, and said "just gimme $8 back plz." And she didn't even acknowledge the tip.
I didn't tip for the purpose of getting a ty, but it's like when you let people go in front you at the checkout line cuz they only have 3 or 4 items, would just be nice for them to remotely acknowledge the gesture.
Fuck it dude, let's go bowlin.
Hi rocket05. -
My blood pressure spikes for 2 seconds when I let someone make a left hand turn and they don't give me a wave. I think nothing of it when they do wave. I believe this will take 10 years off my life.
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"a tip"
is pita slept backwards -
sick ballin' brag about tiping 20 percent on a fuckin' ice cream scoop!! she prolly thought u were hitting on her.
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T= TO I= INSURE P= PROMPT S= SERVICE
MOST SERVICE INDUSTRY EMPLOYEES SHOULD UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC TENET OF THE JOB; FFS!
and thanks for the ninja gif..weeee -
I have a good story about one of these tipping situations that actually ended happily. There was this cute ass girl that always worked at the bagel place I frequented when I lived at home. I came back from Foxwoods and had just won lik 3500 playing cash games and was up a lot on the month playing online and this girl was allllways nice to me, I'd always wanted to ask her out but never had the balls.
So I get my bagel, my coffee, etc and as I'm leaving I just drop a 100 in the tip cup when she's looking. She freaks out and I tell her to share it with her friend... and leave coolly without making a spectacle about it.
Went back a few days later, she's raving to everyone how sweet I am and I'm this nice guy, yada yada yada. I was hella humble about it and told her I'd just struck it rich... smiles lead to phone numbers and boom I'm fuckin' her that weekend at my house after a few shots of vodka and a joint. So sometimes these moves actually pay off, OP, but I don't think 3 dollars is going to cut it. -
thank god for prostitution
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next person that doesn't say "ty" when i hold a door for them, might get stabbed
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I think you are better off taking the change first and then tipping. Not everyone has lightning quick math skills. She might have had to think about it for a second which could lead to confusion.
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Mmm such a thinly veiled prostitution brag.
Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
I have a good story about one of these tipping situations that actually ended happily. There was this cute ass girl that always worked at the bagel place I frequented when I lived at home. I came back from Foxwoods and had just won lik 3500 playing cash games and was up a lot on the month playing online and this girl was allllways nice to me, I'd always wanted to ask her out but never had the balls.
So I get my bagel, my coffee, etc and as I'm leaving I just drop a 100 in the tip cup when she's looking. She freaks out and I tell her to share it with her friend... and leave coolly without making a spectacle about it.
Went back a few days later, she's raving to everyone how sweet I am and I'm this nice guy, yada yada yada. I was hella humble about it and told her I'd just struck it rich... smiles lead to phone numbers and boom I'm fuckin' her that weekend at my house after a few shots of vodka and a joint. So sometimes these moves actually pay off, OP, but I don't think 3 dollars is going to cut it.
But that is baller for a bagel stand. Feel like you might've been able to pull the friend she split it with too? -
i don't think i tried to veil anything, it was obv a brag post from word one nigga. The friend was busted yo, and yea, it was pretty fuckn baLLER!!!
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I assume he gave you a tip as well?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=svWjtDhGQFg
no that sucks though. the bitch had the same reaction as if u hadn't tipped her at all. and ya i expect a wave back to. motherfuckers. those people that don't wave must be the same people that NEVER let someone else go. cunts -
You tipped her 2 bucks. Relax.
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Publix employees are not allowed to accept tips. Obv tell her boss she didn't even say ty. That'll learn her some.














