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At sisters house again. Depressed. Post funny stuff.

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

    Springfield, PA
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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:24am)

    fuck. I hate her fucking dog but when i get here the little fucker is so happy to see me I forget I hate it.

    somebody cheer me up. bonus points if i havent seen it
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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:26am) in reply to whitealroker

    You have to pay women to fuck you. Die.
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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:27am) in reply to whitealroker

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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:29am) in reply to jesterwords

    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

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  5. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:31am) in reply to jesterwords

    WTF SITTING HERE. TROLLEY RIGHT BEHIND HER HOUSE AND THE ASSFACE CONDUCTER JUST LAYS ON THE HORN AT ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND I GOT SO SCARED I PEED MYSELF.

    I had alot of lemonade today
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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:49am) in reply to whitealroker

  7. The ChAOS! The ChAOS! is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 1:52am) in reply to jesterwords

    What in gods name is that?
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  9. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 2:06am) in reply to computerb

    just cheered self up

    Dealt to whitealroker [3c 2d Th Ad]
    greenfieldcn: raises 600 to 1200
    whitealroker: raises 1800 to 3000
    greenfieldcn: raises 708 to 3708 and is all-in
    whitealroker: calls 708
    *** FLOP *** [Tc Td As]
    whitealroker said, "10!"
    whitealroker said, "OOOOO"
    *** TURN *** [Tc Td As] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc Td As 3d] [Jc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    whitealroker: shows [3c 2d Th Ad] (HI: a full house, Tens full of Aces)
    greenfieldcn: shows [2h 3s Kd Ac] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens)
    Dear whitealroker,

    You finished the tournament in 1st place.
    A $27.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    1st sit I spent over 3.40 in months
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  10. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Aug 2nd, 2008 (8/2/2008 2:13am) in reply to whitealroker

    fuck. nothing to read "while taking the browns to the super bowl"
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