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  1. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:08am)

    I'm taking the buss to work this week, because some chick read ended my car, and it's getting fixed.

    Today, a girl, about 17-18 years old (about high 6 to low 7) sat down next to me. She seemed very tired, and quickly fell asleep. I have no idea what she was dreaming about, but she was moaning, and breathing loudly. It was making me semi hard, then her head fell down on my shoulder. I had no idea what to do, so I just let her have it there until my stop, then I woke her up to let me off.

    Ever experience anything simillar?
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:18am) in reply to Scha

    fuck her in the back of the buss.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:20am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    you def get fully hard if she was 12-13...
  4. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:21am) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    you def get fully hard if she was 12-13...

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:24am) in reply to Scha

    never experienced it, but if I were in that spot I would let her be as long as it doesnt bother you. If she was loud enough to make people look over or she was really pushing you then wake her up.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:24am) in reply to TMLMS13

    wtf is wrong with this girl, no offense to you, but what kind of 17-18 year old girl falls asleep on a strangers shoulder?
     
  7. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:28am) in reply to silkhandlez

     
    Originally Posted by silkhandlez View Post

    wtf is wrong with this girl, no offense to you, but what kind of 17-18 year old girl falls asleep on a strangers shoulder?

    She was hot enough that I didn't mind. She seemed kinda embarrased when I woke her up to get out tho.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:29am) in reply to Scha

    ah sorry I meant...
  9. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:39am) in reply to watson5j

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:42am) in reply to Scha

    seriously tho, when you woke her did you not think about asking her if that dream was a wet one?
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:42am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    She was hot enough that I didn't mind. She seemed kinda embarrased when I woke her up to get out tho.


    yeah nothing you did was weird, just the whole her being comfortable enough to fall asleep onto a randoms shoulder is odd as fuck..
     
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:43am) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    ah sorry I meant...


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  13. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:44am) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    seriously tho, when you woke her did you not think about asking her if that dream was a wet one?

    I'm too socially retarded to actually talk to a girl in a situation like that. I was thinking her moaning sounded exactly like she was getting fingered or something.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:45am) in reply to Scha

    that gif is hilarious...
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:49am) in reply to watson5j

    ^^^^ lmao that cool story pic is funny as shit.

    But anyways, after she woke up you shoulda dropped a douchebag one liner like...."I'll have what she's having."
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:27pm) in reply to Dwain Phoenix

    Be honest...you copped a feel, didn't you?
    Edited By: Paki_Poker Sep 8th, 2011 at 02:20 PM
    Reason: Change title to Molested on the Bus
     
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 1:59pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    I wanna know about the chic that rear- ended you!!!

    Shoulldn't you be driving a rental. (Norway ins.?)

    Nice suttle defense ( posting nothing happened on the Internets right after the molestation)
    Edited By: ripomatic Sep 8th, 2011 at 02:00 PM
  18. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 2:11pm) in reply to ripomatic

    Girl that rear ended me:


    Pretty sure I could get a rental from the insurance company, but I enjoy not having a car, because that means I don't have to drive my gf everywhere.
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 3:36pm) in reply to Scha

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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 3:40pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    LOOOL lefty!!!!
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 3:51pm) in reply to MissBecky

    hahaha lol'd multiple times in this thread
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 7:38pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    loooool!!!
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 9:51pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    haha great gif

    OP, for future reference it's "bus" with one s
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 10:10pm) in reply to RUBINH

    hahaha
     
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    Sep 8th, 2011 (9/8/2011 10:40pm) in reply to MikeBucks

    when i flew to ireland, i had this girl who was my age(6.5-7ish) sitting next to me. I was hammered drunk and for some reason wasn't tired so i just kept drinking and shat the shit with her for a while. She took a sleeping pill at take off, and after an hour or two passed out. she eventually leaned up against my shoulder and asked me if it was ok. I didnt really care so i said sure. She ended up sleeping with her head in my lap for like 3 or 4 hours. I didn't really know wtf to do, so let her keep sleeping.

    One downside was her sister on the other side was hotter than her(8ish)
     
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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 12:20am) in reply to quietwinner

    i thought it was a story about:

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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 12:30am) in reply to squinonez81

    hahahaha @ lefty

    a few years ago on flight to vegas i was on the aisle with an open seat in the middle and some chick prob 30-35 years old (prob a 5 or 6 but really don't remember) by the window. I got wasted and passed out kinda leaning into the open seat in the middle. I woke up right before we started to land and my head was basically in the window seat chick's lap. i was slightly embarrased and apologized but she said it was fine and she would have woke me up if she had minded. obv she wanted the nuts to let me sleep on her for 3+ hours. she gave me her # to come out and party with her later but i passed...i mean its vegas im obv paying for pussy.
     
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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 12:32am) in reply to 36crazyfists

    holy shit lefty lolllllllllll
  29. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 2:49am) in reply to markeckert2000

     
    Originally Posted by markeckert2000 View Post

    holy shit lefty lolllllllllll

    im with this guy
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    Sep 9th, 2011 (9/9/2011 3:07am) in reply to Reech

    I would have shifted my shoulder and let her head land in my lap.
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