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My fellow OTers, both Americans and foreigners, I come here today to tell you about a better future for the good people of OT: A future where hot babes in bikinis or even less roam free,
A future where the boards will be safe for multiple NFL threads, the sports haters shall have no luck in merging NFL threads in my administration.
OT shall be that Oasis from the real world where our friends can learn about American football and the phrase "How 'bout them Cowboys!?!"
The OT that I see when I look to tomorrow is one full of
A place filled with compassion for our fellow OTer, whether hot babe with huge breasts, hot babe with average breasts, MILF, stoner, metal head, video game fiend, ranked player or horrible donkey.
OT must always remain a place where the multiple views of our great internet world can come together to make fun of the nerds at 4
where MR. Blonde can jump all over a repost before the ink is dry
The OT that I desire is a place where the drunk college girl is empowered to reject society's conventions on clothes
and sexual mores. A place where panties are optional
OT must be a place for all to come and get their individual freaks on, where the individual can fight the power
and tell the man to fuck off
OT must be a place where those who have fallen off its path are helped up and welcomed with a smile, a firm handshake and a shower
Where ballas are reminded that even though you own the felt that the Mets really really really suck at life
OT is the home of the spiky haired Wretchy
yesterday, today and forever
I need your help in making this OT a reality.
Do not embolden the enemy.
Please join me in the fight for all that is good about the interweb, hot babes, sports and gambling, these domestic issues
as well as my foreign policy
will be explained in greater detail in the coming days. I thank you for your support Good luck
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You have my vote!
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So far, you have my vote.
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wow, well said.
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I won't be bribed....wait....Yes I will.
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Norcal better come up with some great Obama bashing thread in the next few days or I may have to change my mind and vote for slugger!
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What a great p5s nation we live in. If the prez of the US put this in his campaign ad he would lose by a land slide but on p5s it almost guarantees victory. Only on p5s. BTW slugger you still ahvent announced your running mate.
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Slugger is the true People's Presidential Candidate
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Jeebus effin...um...yeah.
Slug, if only this were the real world. Sigh...
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Ding Ding we have a winner.Good Luck the next 4 years leading us. More pics
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where do i register? u have my vote
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I am not sure how the voting will happen I believe there will be a new thread tomorrow in which to vote
this is the original thread about the elections
http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...morrow-3232361
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