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  1. youngun youngun is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:44pm)

    I am in a slump in need of a buster, the problem is I am not into fucking ugly girls while sober. There is a fat girl who is a garuntee thats been trying to get with me for awhile but I dont know if I should...or if it will even be a sufficent slump buster. She has nice boobs and claims she gives great head. when your in a slump what is acceptable to bust it with? Anything that walks or is there some standard. I feel like I might throw up on her after I finish and realise what I have done. I also want this to be while I am sober because I miss sober sex more then drunk sex and I have done it drunk way more often lately. Any advice is appreciated.
  2. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:48pm) in reply to youngun

    Pretty sure if you can get it up and bust one thats the only requirements.
  3. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:48pm) in reply to goofy2485

    Compromise.

    Get drunk and hit it.
  4. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:50pm) in reply to youngun

    You're in a slump so whether you're drunk or sober is irrelevant. Get wasted until the heffer is half way decent and do her. If you can't get drunk enough for her to be decent looking do her anyways.
  5. LDM LDM is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:51pm) in reply to youngun

    you just need to move your rating scale closer to 0 rather than 1.

    from here:
    0-------------<-------------1

    to here:

    0-------<-------------------1
  6. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:51pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post


    You're in a slump so whether you're drunk or sober is irrelevant. Get wasted until the heffer is half way decent and do her. If you can't get drunk enough for her to be decent looking do her anyways.

    2 years and 3 months in the making......
  7. MrPinksTip MrPinksTip is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:53pm) in reply to goofy2485

    Sage advise though. Well worth the wait imo.
  8. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:53pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    2 years and 3 months in the making......

    wow
  9. Reech Reech is online now around

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:56pm) in reply to youngun

    go big then go home.
  10. youngun youngun is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 6:57pm) in reply to ericINtheX

    Ddint even bother posting in the lurker threads, but god damnit if you will ignore a slump buster fat bitch thread.
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  11. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:00pm) in reply to youngun

     
    Originally Posted by youngun View Post

    There is a fat girl
    =
    she gives great head.

    have fun
  12. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:01pm) in reply to ericINtheX

     
    Originally Posted by ericINtheX View Post

    wow

    holy fuck, 2 years and 3 months and you aren't into fucking ugly bitches? Jesus man fuck the fat bitch, she will give great head obv and maybe buy you a PS3?
  13. youngun youngun is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:04pm) in reply to sellittojohn

    You're either dumb or my sarcasm meter is off.
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  14. chicorounder chicorounder is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:06pm) in reply to sellittojohn

     
    Originally Posted by sellittojohn View Post

    holy fuck, 2 years and 3 months and you aren't into fucking ugly bitches? Jesus man fuck the fat bitch, she will give great head obv and maybe buy you a PS3?

    fail. reread pls
  15. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:10pm) in reply to youngun

    you,sir,are the diet coke to her cheeseburger.
  16. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:14pm) in reply to youngun

    fat girls are fun to smash. wtf?

    big boobs? good head? it could be Choco, i'm still prob. smashing.
  17. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:15pm) in reply to chicorounder

    Do it, the worst part about fuckin a fat bitch is if your friends find out.

    The best lay performance wise, was the only fat chick I banged, she really worked for it. It took me 5 years to man up and tell my friends.

    Although there is a fat girl cap, if she looks like the chick in bfactors sister thread, hold off run away.
  18. Stockage Stockage is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:38pm) in reply to youngun

    even when i was a youngun i picked low hanging fruit.
  19. Cesporz Cesporz is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:42pm) in reply to youngun

    Buy some roofies then you can do all the girls you want.

    Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2?
  20. youngun youngun is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:46pm) in reply to Cesporz

    multiply those numbers, there ya have it.
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  21. jasmith85 jasmith85 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 7:52pm) in reply to youngun

     
    Originally Posted by youngun View Post

    multiply those numbers, there ya have it.

    I LOL'd hard
  22. Rounders29 Rounders29 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 8:31pm) in reply to jasmith85

    Go to this thread to find a slumpbuster OT: Post pics of your sisters
  23. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 9:26pm) in reply to Cesporz

     
    Originally Posted by Cesporz View Post

    Also are we talking actually fat or average sized american girl which is a size 14 not 2

    I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose
  24. youngun youngun is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 9:49pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post


    I hear the average is 12-14, but I see far more 8 and unders.. Selective memory I suppose

    They're all illegal
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  25. trajan30 trajan30 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2009 (11/20/2009 9:59pm) in reply to youngun

    all fat chicks claim to give good head.
     
  26. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 3:25pm) in reply to goofy2485

    "2 years and 3 months in the making......"

    I felt passionate about this. Dry spells make people angry and there's already too much violence in the world.
  27. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 3:29pm) in reply to youngun

    pics or gtfo
  28. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 3:29pm) in reply to youngun

    Just hit it, you will thank yourself later.
  29. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 3:48pm) in reply to youngun

     
    Originally Posted by youngun View Post

    She has nice boobs

    Maybe you should include a photograph.
  30. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 3:59pm) in reply to El Burro

    Mark Grace on slump busters:

    <span>"A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'."</span>
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