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  1. ActionJeff ActionJeff is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:56am)

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    Ok, so I meet this girl. She is pretty cool, extremely mellow, and extremely fun to be with. We have been dating for about 3 weeks and everything has been going great.

    We go out tonight, play some pool and have some drinks. I walk her up to her door and she invites me in. I never been to her place before, so I decided to check it out. We start making out and we did the "nasty."

    I take my condom off and throw it in the wastebin near her nightstand and then she tells me to take a shower.

    I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it.

    I come out of the shower and she goes in and takes a shower.

    Now comes the weird part. I start sitting on her bed from boredom and noticed the condom is missing from the wastebin.

    I just thought that she threw it away somewhere else because it was looked really gross to guests or her parents to see a used rubber sitting on top of the garabage.

    So I wonder around her apartment and go inside her fridge to get a beer. I grabbed a budweiser, but then I noticed somewhere really strange. There were a bunch of used condoms in the dairy compartment. I WAS IN SHOCK!

    There were about 13 of them total and they were tied at the ends with those tiny metal wires you use to tie the ends of a trash bag.

    Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave?

    Any suggestions would be great.
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  2. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 4:03am) in reply to ActionJeff

    Bwahahahahaha Crazy shit.

    I cant believe this dude banged wowswift
  3. LoudOne LoudOne is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 4:21am) in reply to NickyPrice

    I saw this case on law and order once where the chick saved the condom, rubbed the semen in, and went to the cops claiming she had been raped.......might want to get your boys outta there, the chick deffiently has problems if shes got a bunch of used rubbers in the fridge, im positive of it
  4. dedheadsteve dedheadsteve is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 4:25am) in reply to LoudOne

    "should I leave her"

    classic

    probably a wise move
  5. LoudOne LoudOne is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 4:28am) in reply to dedheadsteve

    Shit no man, sabatage the fridge, must take them all if you cant be certain witch one is yours. After that, run, and dont look back
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 5:06am) in reply to NickyPrice

    bwahahhahahahaahahahha WTF FU NP, i only save sperm for lunch
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 12:57pm) in reply to ActionJeff

    Are you guys serious??? Its obviously a cream subsitute for her morning coffee. And a good source of protein. The girl is smart, not crazy. Marry her immediately!!!

    Ok, Im gonna go throw up now. And Id call the cops. That bitch be crazy.
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:03pm) in reply to WAK

    Bottom line it comes down to this:

    1. Is she hot?

    2. Was it worth it in bed?

    If the answers are yes who cares. Also congratulations because you are probably going to be a daddy soon. She is collecting all the sperm to see which guy will have the most money and then she'll use it later and get child support lol. I'd grab that condom out of the fridge and run like hell if it was me.
  9. Pumpkin Pie Pumpkin Pie is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:04pm) in reply to WAK

    I say you approach her and tell her what you saw.

    I'd HAVE to at least see her reaction...and then maybe run.

    Pumps
  10. WAK WAK is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:09pm) in reply to ActionJeff

    See if she has them labeled in the refrigerator...

    12/10 - ActionJeff
    12/9 - NickyPrice
    12/8 - CFH1
    12/7 - Wowswift muwahahhha
    etc.
    etc.

    Take yours and run, or you'll be changing your name to DaddyJeff.
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:11pm) in reply to Pumpkin Pie

    One, why are people telling him to locate his and run? Grab mine too! I had no idea she was holding on to those.

    Anyway, the 2+2 OT is gay. They're all serious and shit, and they don't believe stories like that. I bet the OT people there post on the main forum, and think that OT posts should all still pertain to poker as well. I'm thinking about jumping 2+2 OT if they keep it up.
  12. daddypoe daddypoe is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:11pm) in reply to WAK

    Lol!! I would definitely confront her about it, make sure you have the PD outside the door when you do because who knows what her reaction is. That is why I don't use condoms, then you don't have to worry about crazy girls saving them lol. I'm just kidding I do, but now I will be putting them in my pocket and taking them home when I'm done.
  13. Pumpkin Pie Pumpkin Pie is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 1:16pm) in reply to WAK

    Poor Jeff,

    Your next "extremely mellow" girlfriend will undoubtedly be saying..."Why did you just throw your condom out the window?"

    Too funny
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:37pm) in reply to Pumpkin Pie

    Take all 13 condoms , rub them on you and say you got gang raped and sue for $100 million:) j/k
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:41pm) in reply to ActionJeff

    This is almost too scary to be true.

    I'd make another date with her and grab the whole sperm stash, unless she's conveniently labled yours, then run like hell and never look back!

    Can you say issues?
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:45pm) in reply to FriedFish

    You guys are such Vaginas. You dont run you dont call the cops you start boozing. Then you go up to her and tell her "baby I'm about to cook you the best dinner ever. Do you like Chicken Alfredo? You do? Great!!!1 That's my specialty I'll cook while ur in the shower." w0000000000000t you cook up the meanest cumguzzler chicken alfredo ever. Then you sit down and say "I think I used a pinch to much of salt but its still good yummy" Then you proceed to own that bitch.
  17. 4playb4poker 4playb4poker is offline

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:51pm) in reply to NickyPrice

    Nicky, you're a tad twisted. Good one.
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 2:51pm) in reply to NickyPrice

    Lol, Nicky.............. It has a salty taste?:)
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 5:53pm) in reply to 4playb4poker

    why did my post get deleted for saying i like 2+2's OOT?

    edit-ok interesting
  20. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 5:58pm) in reply to TomHimself

    because my post got deleted, which was more dirty, and you replied to my post, so your's goes bye bye too (at least that is what I think happens)
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    Dec 11th, 2005 (12/11/2005 7:52pm) in reply to wowswift

    i might throw up
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    Dec 12th, 2005 (12/12/2005 2:57pm) in reply to darnell50

    was this a true story?
    holla!

    d50
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    Dec 12th, 2005 (12/12/2005 3:41pm) in reply to darnell50

    Def confront her..........wow I don't know, that's just messed up.

    -Jonny
  24. ActionJeff ActionJeff is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2005 (12/12/2005 7:31pm) in reply to jonnym84

    wow, I forgot I made this post. crazy shit. I don't know if it was true, but the poster on 2+2 certainly seemed serious.
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  25. rjup! rjup! is offline

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    Dec 12th, 2005 (12/12/2005 7:44pm) in reply to ActionJeff

    Destroy that shiat and then go kick her in the box.
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