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So Fxmxmemrmermxer is pacing around in the waiting room of the hospital waiting for Wowbint to give birth...

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  1. murderer murderer is offline PM me

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 9:41am)

    ...when a doctor enters the room:

    "Congratulations sir, you are the father of FOUR bouncing baby boys"

    "I'm not surprised, I've got a dick like a chimney stack" boasts Fmxmemrmemrmmxmxmmer.

    "Well you want to get it swept then" replies the doctor, " because they're all black"
     
  2. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 9:46am) in reply to murderer

    looooooooooool
     
  3. sean614 sean614 is online now

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 9:47am) in reply to murderer

    lol I love these
  4. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 10:01am) in reply to murderer

    lmfao, these are just great.
  5. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 10:02am) in reply to murderer

    A+++

    would laugh again
  6. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 11:35am) in reply to murderer

    LOL that was great.
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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 11:39am) in reply to murderer

    lawl
  8. NetFan44 NetFan44 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 11:40am) in reply to murderer

    lolz so funny
  9. Anbessa Anbessa is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 12:27pm) in reply to NetFan44

    OH SNAP
    1
  10. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:23pm) in reply to Anbessa

    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa murd
     
  11. bikocruz bikocruz is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:25pm) in reply to murderer

    loool
    WP
  12. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:40pm) in reply to bikocruz

    She shoulda swallowed.
  13. terva terva is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:41pm) in reply to murderer

    loooooooooooooooool
  14. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:45pm) in reply to murderer

    guess he's got the magic stick...buuutttttt loooooooooooooooooool+1
     
  15. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:46pm) in reply to murderer

    LOL.

    murderer is proof that quality > quantity.
  16. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 18th, 2007 (11/18/2007 2:46pm) in reply to GreesonEV

    I'd laugh but the same thing happened to me.
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