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So the girl I stole from Jay....

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  1. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:44pm)

    ...gave me Chlamydia. Jay runs so good at life when he thinks he runs bad, he actually runs really good. Mother fucker!


    Pic in case you missed it.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:45pm) in reply to goofy2485

    hahahaha WEEEEEEEEEE

    I was just about to make a thread about how awesome I am, and this is the first thing I see when I brought up OT.

    <3
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:46pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    LOOOOL
  4. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:46pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    hahahaha WEEEEEEEEEE

    I was just about to make a thread about how awesome I am, and this is the first thing I see when I brought up OT.

    <3

    Fucker! I already took the pills though, be gone in a week.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:48pm) in reply to goofy2485

    Better you than me... cause my ass doesnt have insurance.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:48pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Fucker! I already took the pills though, be gone in a week.

    But this thread will last forever....
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:49pm) in reply to astaggs

    omg so awesome
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:50pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Her face kinda looks like a dudes face. btw what do you think the odds are of banging a dude
    that has had all sugery's done and you coudlent tell? obv what area you live on or where you go affects this. I'm thinking maybe 3%
    Edited By: Believer82 Sep 27th, 2012 at 09:51 PM
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  9. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:51pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Better you than me... cause my ass doesnt have insurance.

    Neither do I. I found out my gf who had been with 5 guys with tiny sex histories went and got checked. I then asked my ex if she had it and she said no then I call LV girl and she said a guy accused her of having it but thought she was clean. I then informed her she isnt and she said sorry.

    I call to see how much STD test is and it's $50. I call pharmacy to see how much pills are and they're $12 lol. Might as well assume I have it and just take the pills since it costs %25 of the test.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:53pm) in reply to goofy2485

    Good to know.

    If I ever decide to get an STD, i sure hope its Chlamydia then lol.

    btw, how awkward is it picking them up from the pharmacy? If you havent gone yet, im really hoping a hot chick is the one that sells them to you.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:55pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    how do you get Chlamydia from a blowjob?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:55pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Good to know.

    If I ever decide to get an STD, i sure hope its Chlamydia then lol.

    btw, how awkward is it picking them up from the pharmacy? If you havent gone yet, im really hoping a hot chick is the one that sells them to you.

    Wouldn't know, had my gf pick them up, like a fucking boss.

    Apparently they hand that shit out like candy there.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:55pm) in reply to userid363

     
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    how do you get Chlamydia from a blowjob?

    Lol? I fucked the shit out of that whore.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:55pm) in reply to Believer82

    I'll never understand why jay ever left vegas as hot as he was running out here.
  15. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:56pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    New fucking undertitle please.

    "Now Chlamyidia free!"
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:57pm) in reply to goofy2485

    Wow so you have a gf that will pick up your std medicine that you got from another girl, baller
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:57pm) in reply to Believer82

    Fucking A+
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:58pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    If I ever decide to get an STD, i sure hope its Chlamydia then lol.

    You must of missed poopy's link on super chlamydia that is resistant to practically everything.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 10:06pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    Wow so you have a gf that will pick up your std medicine that you got from another girl, baller

    This.
     
  20. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 10:07pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    Wow so you have a gf that will pick up your std medicine that you got from another girl, baller

    So fucking this.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 10:07pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    Wow so you have a gf that will pick up your std medicine that you got from another girl, baller

    seriously...dafuq?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 10:08pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    You must of missed poopy's link on super chlamydia that is resistant to practically everything.

    Yikes.

    Speaking of STDs. While taking the drive from Vegas to SD with sweetness and his two friends after march madness, we got to talking about STD's.

    I was the only one in the car who had never gotten one, and they were shocked by that. Blew my mind.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:13pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    :arms open for the group hug:
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:17pm) in reply to railbot

    this actually happened?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:27pm) in reply to STOPPER19

    LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL. I love OT sometimes
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:54pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    Wow so you have a gf that will pick up your std medicine that you got from another girl, baller

    quoted for awesomeness.
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:00am) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Neither do I. I found out my gf who had been with 5 guys with tiny sex histories went and got checked. I then asked my ex if she had it and she said no then I call LV girl and she said a guy accused her of having it but thought she was clean. I then informed her she isnt and she said sorry.

    I call to see how much STD test is and it's $50. I call pharmacy to see how much pills are and they're $12 lol. Might as well assume I have it and just take the pills since it costs %25 of the test.

    Wait...

    you didn't get a test, you are just assuming you have it because your gf does, and based on what she told you her past sexual history is too 'tiny' to have gotten it from someone else?

    Now you tell some random she has chlamydia without proof and are going to take the medication for it without even knowing if you actually have it? Or am I missing something? If not, this is very special person sounding.
    Edited By: Edub Sep 28th, 2012 at 12:01 AM
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:16am) in reply to Edub

    She doesnt look like she has anything. That's the way I used to tell.
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:47am) in reply to ess286

    Did her pussy smell like cologne or did it smell like a fish?
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:51am) in reply to MrMojo728

    I thought I got clamidya or gonhorrea in Vegas, turns out it was just an allergic reaction to my brothers fucking cats. Same thing happened to me when he had those stupid things over last summer, my wang would get real sensitive and my allergies would go crazy. So weird.
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