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So, I got accosted at knifepoint tonight

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  1. MrMojo728 MrMojo728 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:12pm)

    I go out to take a cruise on a break from dealing cards tonight and the second I get sat down in my drivers seat, start the car and roll my window down the standard 1/2 inch so I can have a smoke. I look up and a crack head on a 10 speed is standing right at my drivers side window brandishing an 8" bowie knife saying "give me your money" I say to him "I'm not giving you shit, I'll run your ass over" when he heard that he took off like a flash. Cops came, they set a perimeter and brought out a helicopter but were unable to find the douchebag.

    People are going fuckn nutz these days. really sad.
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:13pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    Yeah, but bringing a knife to a car fight......you shoulda done the world a favor, started it up and ran his ass down........
  3. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:14pm) in reply to MrMojo728

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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:14pm) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Yeah, but bringing a knife to a car fight......you shoulda done the world a favor, started it up and ran his ass down........

    lol nice
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:17pm) in reply to MrMojo728

     
    Originally Posted by MrMojo728 View Post

    an 8" bowie knife -- I say to him "I'm not giving you shit, I'll run your ass over" -- when he heard that he took off like a flash.

    Wait, what?

    Why didn't he just slash you're ass?
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:18pm) in reply to MrMojo728



    This man accosted me. You are all witnesses.
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:20pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    shoulda rolled your window down a little bit more so he could barely reach his hand in, then as soon as he did roll it back up and trap him til cops come
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:20pm) in reply to UhhMee

     
    Originally Posted by UhhMee View Post

    Wait, what?

    Why didn't he just slash you're ass?

    The window was up minus a 1/2 inch? Nice reading comprehension...
  9. MrMojo728 MrMojo728 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:20pm) in reply to UhhMee

     
    Originally Posted by UhhMee View Post

    Wait, what?

    Why didn't he just slash you're ass?

    window was only down maybe 1/2 an inch
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:21pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
    Originally Posted by TiltinShoes View Post



    This man accosted me. You are all witnesses.

    looooooool exactly what i came to post
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:31pm) in reply to JRoth15

    I figured by the time I got here it would have already been done. Much to my delight it hadn't.
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:33pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    Glad you're okay man.
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:33pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
    Originally Posted by TiltinShoes View Post

    I figured by the time I got here it would have already been done. Much to my delight it hadn't.

    Well Tiltin I lol'd and you were pretty quick on the trigger with that one thanks
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:36pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    In SC we ask why you bring a knife to a gun fight when that happens
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:38pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    My wife was walking into Walmart and as she passed through the parking lot some guy was doing lines off the trunk of his car (Daylight).
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:38pm) in reply to MrMojo728

    My girlfriend works at a bank in Cincinnati and she was robbed at gun point at work on monday. Thats like the 3rd time my bish has been robbed at the bank.
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    Nov 18th, 2009 (11/18/2009 11:44pm) in reply to BigStack Husker

    DickHurtz and BigStack--pics or GTFO
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:24am) in reply to JRoth15

    drugs are bad....mmmmmmk.
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:28am) in reply to MrMojo728

    okay, let me reach into my pocket and get my wallet...

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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:31am) in reply to BigStack Husker

     
    Originally Posted by BigStack Husker View Post

    My girlfriend works at a bank in Cincinnati and she was robbed at gun point at work on monday. Thats like the 3rd time my bish has been robbed at the bank.

    Cincy is crazy...my buddy who lived downtown walked right out front of his building on 7th to smoke a black and mild (lol, his favs) wearing a yellow shirt and black sweatpants and this guy comes up and asks if he was a steelers fan who the bengals played earlier, my buddy said no...the guy then instantly says good cause if you were, i was gonna kill you with this crazy look on his face...then walked away.
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:31am) in reply to UhhMee

     
    Originally Posted by UhhMee View Post

    Wait, what?

    Why didn't he just slash your tires?

    FYP...if he was super crazy, he would have tried that imo...
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:35am) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post


    Yeah, but bringing a knife to a car fight......you shoulda done the world a favor, started it up and ran his ass down........

    Fasho!
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:40am) in reply to MrMojo728

    Yeah right. You gave that man your money and pissed your pants.
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:46am) in reply to BigStack Husker

     
    Originally Posted by BigStack Husker View Post

    My girlfriend works at a bank in Cincinnati and she was robbed at gun point at work on monday. Thats like the 3rd time my bish has been robbed at the bank.

    I'd have a lot more sympathy for her if I had some fucking pics of who to feel sorry for.
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 12:47am) in reply to thefuture021

  26. MrMojo728 MrMojo728 is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 1:49am) in reply to tmac456

     
    Originally Posted by tmac456 View Post


    Classic
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 1:51am) in reply to tmac456

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 2:24am) in reply to MrMojo728

    wait for iiiiittt...

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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 3:37am) in reply to RichardHurtz

     
    Originally Posted by RichardHurtz View Post

    My wife was walking into Walmart and as she passed through the parking lot some guy was doing lines off the trunk of his car (Daylight).

    perfect peopleofwalmart.com material tell her to get a pic next time!!
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    Nov 19th, 2009 (11/19/2009 4:12am) in reply to paz420

    How fucking ironic....

    A friend of mine had the same thing happen to him only this dude was on foot, he's at the bowling alley goes to his car, dude screams for all his money while he sat warming up the car, the dude opened the door slashed him in his knee pit (behind his knee) fucked up his tendons horribly, anyway the guy takes off running, my friend ran into him, launched him up over the car into the air flipping, fucking guy still scrambled off tho.
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