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I hope you got a steal of a deal buying Taurus.
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whys that?
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you gonna blast somebody?
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Yeah I just figured I would post about buying one then go out and secretly blast someone.
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That's a gun, not a gem. Moran.
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Nice gun
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If I lived in Alabama, I definately wouldnt want to f(&(^ around with you... crazy ass mofo lol
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glock FTW
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move to arizona, the you can take it to bars! yay!
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desert eagle is over rated
Smith and Wesson M&P 40 Cal FTW -
Alabama's concealed carry permit says its a no no to carry your weapon to any place that serves alcohol or while you are drinking.
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Sick.
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Lol @ handgun owners
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I'm 99% sure I'm gonna be buying a chainsaw this semester. I always thought they cost thousands of dollars, but I looked on amazon and apparently you can get a legit gas powered brand new chainsaw for like $140.
Already have a pistol, but I think a chainsaw will reign king in home defense, since although it would be vastly inferior to the gun if I actually had to use it on the intruder, since he could just shoot me before I could cut him, I think at least 99.9% of the time the noise would scare any intruders off before they got to my bedroom.
I'm not even joking. Honestly try to imagine how ridiculously horrifying it would be to sneak into some apartment in the middle of the night, trying to steal some shit and then suddenly you hear a fucking chainsaw revving up and some crazy guy screaming at the top of his lungs and plaster and shit just getting shredded in the other room.
Intruder would bail every time imo
Maybe the best of all would be to start it up and rev it up to the redline and then just put it down and pull out the pistol in the 0.1% chance the badguy doesn't flee when he hears the chainsaw noise. Then it's the ultimate win win, since you get to use the chainsaw noise to deter any conflict actually occurring, plus you have the pistol to merk him if he is a serial killer and wasn't phased by the chainsaw noises coming from your room. -
What if he shoots your leg and you cut yourself?
Originally Posted by bfactor
I'm 99% sure I'm gonna be buying a chainsaw this semester. I always thought they cost thousands of dollars, but I looked on amazon and apparently you can get a legit gas powered brand new chainsaw for like $140.
Already have a pistol, but I think a chainsaw will reign king in home defense, since although it would be vastly inferior to the gun if I actually had to use it on the intruder, since he could just shoot me before I could cut him, I think at least 99.9% of the time the noise would scare any intruders off before they got to my bedroom.
I'm not even joking. Honestly try to imagine how ridiculously horrifying it would be to sneak into some apartment in the middle of the night, trying to steal some shit and then suddenly you hear a fucking chainsaw revving up and some crazy guy screaming at the top of his lungs and plaster and shit just getting shredded in the other room.
Intruder would bail every time imo
Maybe the best of all would be to start it up and rev it up to the redline and then just put it down and pull out the pistol in the 0.1% chance the badguy doesn't flee when he hears the chainsaw noise. Then it's the ultimate win win, since you get to use the chainsaw noise to deter any conflict actually occurring, plus you have the pistol to merk him if he is a serial killer and wasn't phased by the chainsaw noises coming from your room. -
Guns look, sound and actually are awesome as is, they are a great piece of machinery. If you have ever fired one there is nothing like it.
But the whole cliche about "what if someone broke into my house" excuse for owning one is getting a little old imo. Not saying that's why the OP bought one. But when non sophisticated gun owners, who think it's badass to own one of these weapons just because it's for "protection", assume they have the "right" to own these things just boggles my mind.
Yes because when writing the bill of rights, they could somehow forsee the future "Well shit, everyone in the future should be able to fire a glock no matter what. There's no way that wouldn't be a bad thing."
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Oh, I get it, you gonna end like Doughboy...like little Chris in a wheelchair
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i shot myself in the hand with a bb gun point blank. true story.
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Guntersville, AL ya dont say?
pretty hick in those parts and yea i know i just said that being from Alabama but lets face it, some parts are more hick than others. Nice lake tho -
This thread makes me want to blast on some fools (with my gun...yo)
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I guess I'm glad I've never had any life experience to ever make me want to buy a handgun.
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Rether have one and not need it, then need one and not have it














