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  1. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:27pm)

    by kissed I mean performed CPR on a guy in a bar. Yeah, not so awesome now that I think back on it but it went down like this...

    I come around a table on my way to the head right after the Duke game was over (Go WVU) and there's this guy laying flat on his back on the ramp leading from inside the bar to the porch outside. At first I think it's a joke or some trashed guy, but as I get closer I realize he's not moving and so I speed up. I get to him and his eyes are rolled back and he's not breathing. By this point other people are starting to notice and I'm shaking the guy a bit and yelling into his face. No response. So I do the only thing that came to my mind back from my HS CPR courses and tilt his head back, pinch his nose and dive in.

    His lips were surprisingly soft and warm...none the less I proved my straightness to myself by almost gagging after the first breath. No reaction again so I holler out 'if anyone else would like to help please do' and a lady comes over and says, you're doing it right and I say ok, I can't find a pulse...can you check? She grabs his wrist and I decide to go back in and blow and big breath into him and voila he starts coming to...and his reaction was priceless. Not only was he like wtf am I but he put his hand to his mouth and looked at me really weird and I said 'yup, I was performing mouth to mouth...don't move, you're going to be ok.' (hero status at this point imo)

    At this point he's to shocked to react, and people are already calling 911 and a very drunk doctor stumbles over to check out the scene. Well we chilled for 3-4 minutes (seemed like hours given the fact I was basically making out with the guy) before the ambulance shows up. They check him out and we left before he was out of the ambulance (have to do a 20-30 minute test I guess) so I hope he's ok...he was talking clear when he was sitting there.

    In hindsight, I think slapping would have gotten the same reaction but I guess I've always wanted to plant one on a dude...lmao.
  2. sol160 sol160 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:29pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    tounge?
  3. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:29pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    His lips were surprisingly soft and warm.

    Would have been fine till you said this
  4. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:31pm) in reply to darkpoker12

    lol...thought I'd put in a little extra for the homos out there...

    and no tounge, what do you take me for? Just not right to tounge an unconscious dude...maybe conscious but not uncoscious.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:32pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    i always told everyone i know, if i need cpr, no guy will ever do it to me. ill take death before my lips touch another mans.

    thats why in our fire department im glad we have these tubes so lips dont touch.
  6. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:32pm) in reply to darkpoker12

    I was wondering this the other day. When a person exhales it is carbon dioxide. Isn't it oxygen that is needed at the time? Is the inflation of the lungs just to help what oxygen they have left to pump throughout the body.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:33pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    you slip him the tongue? well done, hero guy.

    edit: geez, i'm slower than Duke today, i'll just gtfo.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:34pm) in reply to HondaVF500F

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(3): So I kissed a dude today...
    by HondaVF500F on 3/22/2008 19:32 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>i always told everyone i know, if i need cpr, no guy will ever do it to me. ill take death before my lips touch another mans.

    thats why in our fire department im glad we have these tubes so lips dont touch. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    Congratulations.

    You have won the 'retarded comment of the week' award.
     
  9. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:34pm) in reply to imhooks

    i'm really out of date on my course but I believe when you breathe out something like 70% of the oxygen you breathed in actually comes back out, it's not all CO2
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:35pm) in reply to murderer

    how is that retarded? that i find it revolting having another mans lips on mine? gfy
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:35pm) in reply to imhooks

    His lips were surprisingly soft and warm.

    Savor the moment.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:35pm) in reply to HondaVF500F

    pretty sure he was ok with it once he realized what was going on...but still very awkward...will def try the slap technique first next time.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:36pm) in reply to imhooks

    you only use part of the oxygen in a normal breath...
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:38pm) in reply to HondaVF500F

    its retarded that you would rather die then have a man perform CPR on you, insecure about something??
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:40pm) in reply to crooked2412

    no im not insecure. i've never been put in the situation, but it just seems fuckin gross. id probably be thinkin differently if i ever needed it. i just hope it never has to happen
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:41pm) in reply to Reech

    anybody who would rather die than have another man's lips touch them is a fucking idiot.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:42pm) in reply to Reech

    what do you mean by slapping? You mean after he is revived? Slapping aint gonna do shit would it? I dont understand the whole slapping thing.

    and

    did you get a boner?
     
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:43pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    If it ever happens again...remember to stick a finger in the asshole at the same time.

    2 finger shocker > electric shock
  19. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:45pm) in reply to OGPokerman

    i think he just passed out really bad...or fainted. Thought shaking would bring him too but it didn't so went from there. Next time, I'll slap the face a little bit before diving in. That and Pluv's idea would probably have worked much quicker...
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  20. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:46pm) in reply to Anonymous

    def going into my playbook for next time.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 8:59pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    wp sir... hows it feel to be a hero??
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:01pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    so funny that u save a life & these are the responses... wp sir
     
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:10pm) in reply to Bawsten

    hope u have fun with the herpes
  24. Mr.Treadway Mr.Treadway is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:14pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    where did this happen at Xt?
  25. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:24pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    CPR
    this is how you do it.

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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:31pm) in reply to Bawsten

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(1): So I kissed a dude today...
    by Bawsten on 3/22/2008 19:59 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>wp sir... hows it feel to be a hero?? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    Seriously man, that's pretty awesome. You're DEF a hero.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:38pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Well done saving a life.

    You totally could've played that heroic act into going home with any female witness, but I can understand you wouldn't want your new boyfriend to think you're cheating on him.
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 9:42pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    lol good read...i guess u did the "right" thing...but honestly...if i saw a guy lying down outside a bar...id prob just assume he was drunk and passed out..then keep on walking...

    sure..maybe in the future a man may die as a result of my indifference...but atleast i wouldnt have the taste of Man in my mouth...in the long run...i think this is a +ev move...(obv a chick is a diff story)
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    Mar 22nd, 2008 (3/22/2008 10:43pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

    CPR trained but would not know if I could do it, well done sir.
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    Mar 23rd, 2008 (3/23/2008 3:02am) in reply to bitburger

    XTERRA: His lips were surprisingly soft and warm...

    Ummm....
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