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So I made my wife cry last night....

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  1. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:25am)

    ....b/c I sexed the shit out of her.

    That is all. Go me!!
  2. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:27am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Does that mean it was anal?
  3. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:28am) in reply to Hank H1LL

    pretty sure she cried cuz she snapped out of her fantasy and sadly it was still you :(
     
  4. meccabush meccabush is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:29am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    he paid the gigolo extra
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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:35am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

  6. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:48am) in reply to Phi

    Hi fee.
    Thread Starter
  7. PurpLeRaZe PurpLeRaZe is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:52am) in reply to Phi

    thread hijacked.

  8. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:53am) in reply to PurpLeRaZe

    those are okay, but they have a light dusting of blonde hair fuzz on them
     
  9. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:54am) in reply to PurpLeRaZe

  10. ohiogary ohiogary is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 1:54am) in reply to PurpLeRaZe

    that is one lucky bra and necklace
  11. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:11am) in reply to ohiogary

    so you were on top?
  12. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:14am) in reply to imhooks

    Nothing like bumping cervix
  13. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:16am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

     
    Originally Posted by Prfsr_Cain View Post

    She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her three times and punched her in the eye.

    That is all. Go me!!

    fyp!
  14. Stockage Stockage is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:16am) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    sorry my man. i am gonna need a husband ruling on the reality of these tata's. yes or no?
  15. 2catch2 2catch2 is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:16am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Nothing to worry about. The last time I fucked her she cried too.
  16. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:20am) in reply to Stockage

    100% real
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  17. poncho veelo poncho veelo is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 2:22am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    so all that ghey anal practice paid off. nice~!
  18. Raysfeve Raysfeve is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 5:07am) in reply to poncho veelo

    I thought they all cried
  19. saxman saxman is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 6:21am) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    nice brag about having a wife that still has the secks
  20. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    May 3rd, 2009 (5/3/2009 7:27am) in reply to Raysfeve

     
    Originally Posted by Raysfeve View Post

    I thought they all cried sitting and rocking naked in the corner of a cold shower.

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