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so my friend shit on a windowsill last night

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  1. franktank franktank is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:40pm)

    yep. you heard me
  2. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:49pm) in reply to franktank

    standard.
  3. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:49pm) in reply to franktank

    So I don't give a shit on an internet forum right now.

    Yep, you heard me.
  4. imjimmi imjimmi is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:49pm) in reply to franktank

    trying to shit into a house or out of a window?
  5. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:49pm) in reply to mozzer

    This may be one of the ONLY times you will hear this.

    NO Pics please.
  6. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:49pm) in reply to franktank

    on purpose? whose window sill? no pics?
  7. franktank franktank is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 12:55pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    friends house in kent. he was blacked out and puking in his car and in the bathroom pretty much everywhere other then the toilet actually. he was sitting on the toilet and puking onto the ground.so whats the most logical thing for a man of that stature to do. well he was in my friends room completely passed out when all of a sudden he started going into my friends closet for what we dont know. then he just went over to the windowsill, pulled down his pants, sat on it and took a shit right on it. it was the funniest thing ever. my buddy got a video but im not sure if it will ever see the internets
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  8. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 1:43pm) in reply to franktank

    A buddy of mine tried to take a crap on my coffee table one night after drinking just a little too much. If I wasnt there he would have left Theo sitting right there.
  9. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 1:54pm) in reply to Stynsty71

    a friend of mine took a poop in a dresser draw...

    then a few years later someone (probably the same guy) took a poop in a friend's washing machine - they didn't find that one until after the wash was finished - super gross.
  10. murderer murderer is offline PM me

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 2:19pm) in reply to that1chic

    I have taken a shit in the following places while out of my mind on drink:

    -Next door neighbours doorstep (after failing to shit on their car bonet)
    -Other neighbours drain
    -phone box
     
  11. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 2:21pm) in reply to murderer

    lol, you brits are funny:

    phone box? WTF?

    car bonet? WTF?

    neighbours? hehe

    neighbours drain? WTF?
  12. HowDoUCallThat HowDoUCallThat is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 3:30pm) in reply to that1chic

    I gave some guy 2 bucks once to piss all over his neighbors door after they banged on his door cuz we were being to loud partying at 1am on a FRIDAY. Needless to say it was worth the 2 bucks and he pissed all over the place, especially the doorknob.
  13. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 3:33pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Don't forget to pick up a carton of fags. And there's tax. Matches too.
  14. Baculuk Baculuk is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 3:51pm) in reply to HowDoUCallThat

    Senior year of High School, me and some buddies went out. I had the shits all day, and after a long night of drinking, we were walking somewhere. I had to take another shit, so I did it in someone's backyard. Had no toilet paper, so took off my undershirt, wiped my ass and left it on the doorknob of the person's garage.

    ^^^True Story
  15. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 3:52pm) in reply to mozzer

    LMFAO at standard! Short and sweet!
  16. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 3:53pm) in reply to murderer

    You are all sick R. Kelley wannabes! Just leave out the 14 year old girls, and please, PLEASE, unless you wanna be slammed by Dave Chappelle, don't video tape it!
  17. oBOBCATu oBOBCATu is offline

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 4:31pm) in reply to Baculuk

    ^^^that's fcked up
  18. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    May 5th, 2007 (5/5/2007 4:49pm) in reply to Chazmental

    was the bathroom line really that long?
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