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  1. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 6:51am)

    From the cluster 'turnin in your son thread' where ppl say they break laws that aren't for them I thought this would be interesting.
    What laws do you 'routinely' break. There will be bigger ones and smaller ones and I am sure the moral police will show up sometime ITT so I will start.

    Big laws where I could get in trouble

    1. Deal in an illegal poker game and play in such games as well. Punishment: Class C misdemeanor
    2. Hookahs and blow : Don't know penalty but know I don't ever wanna get caught

    Small laws

    1. I occasionally speed although not nearly as much as I used to.
    2. I occasionally text while driving at stop lights and in country where there are no cars ( still retarded as fuck I know)

    What say you OT? I know a lot of these will have Marijuana in the answer but I had a friend get stopped with some the other day while driving and he just got a ticket (don't know if this is normal). I know that getting caught with a bump wayyyyyyyy worse than getting caught with a whole bag of weed from friends but that's just the way it is
     
  2. felipebball felipebball is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 6:56am) in reply to orgnalsooners

    chronic jaywalker
  3. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 6:56am) in reply to felipebball

    I rape my wife pretty often, im a terrible person.

    also, speeding, txting while driving, blowing stop signs, and sometimes driving drunk.



    gif related its my reaction to the police if they ever pull me over, they just mad cuz im stylinnn on em, pullng me over is a hate crime
  4. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:00am) in reply to smokerock247

    Drug laws, traffic laws, car inspection/registration, tax laws, National state secrets laws (I've read wikileaks...) and probably several more that I'm not even aware of.
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  5. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:01am) in reply to Dyzalot

    nice try, officer
  6. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:01am) in reply to felipebball

     
    Originally Posted by felipebball View Post

    chronic jaywalker

    this was the only thing I could think of other than stuff like downloading music/movies/TV show
  7. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:03am) in reply to TMLMS13

     
    Originally Posted by TMLMS13 View Post

    this was the only thing I could think of other than stuff like downloading music/movies/TV show

    You never speed? You report all income, including the pizza someone bought you for helping them move?
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  8. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:03am) in reply to Dyzalot

    Drug, traffic laws, and I walk across the train tracks which is illegal. I also accept stolen goods when the bartender at my local dive gives me a free shot or beer.
    Edited By: Z-Fresh Feb 5th, 2012 at 07:06 AM
  9. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:23am) in reply to Z-Fresh

    Sometimes Dyzalot and I break sodomy laws. All depends what state we're in
    Edited By: dolphin13 Feb 5th, 2012 at 07:23 AM
  10. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:27am) in reply to dolphin13

    Drugs, talking on the phone while driving, speeding, burning people cd's, jaywalking, parking in handicapped spots
  11. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:28am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Sometimes Dyzalot and I break sodomy laws. All depends what state we're in

    Don't forget the beastiality laws.
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  12. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:29am) in reply to Dyzalot

    Why you always gonna bring tekiller into it
  13. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:29am) in reply to ScottBrewr99

     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    parking in handicapped spots

    Now I know why liberals support the Americans With Disabilities Act.
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  14. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:31am) in reply to Dyzalot

    gay marriage on the reg
  15. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:31am) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    Now I know why liberals support the Americans With Disabilities Act.

    why is that?
  16. zugg zugg is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:35am) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    I like to urinate in public.
  17. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:39am) in reply to zugg

    When I lived in DC I jaywalked several times whenever I left my dorm. Now that I'm in NYC tho I don't do it nearly as much since there are actually cars here.
  18. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:00am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    When I lived in DC I jaywalked several times whenever I left my dorm. Now that I'm in NYC tho I don't do it nearly as much since there are actually cars here.

    Pussy, that shouldn't stop you from jaywalking! Go to Cairo, it is like playing human frogger

    I came to say I both urinate and drink in public.
  19. Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson is offline frobacca

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:15am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    i know most people break more laws then they think/know they do... even people who have listed their "crimes" break more than they're listing.

    i'd rather know which one of you are closet weirdos...
    Edited By: Mrs. Robinson Feb 5th, 2012 at 08:22 AM
  20. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:36am) in reply to Mrs. Robinson

    Being in the closet doesn't make you weird. A lot of people just aren't ready to come out!
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:42am) in reply to Hughes4

    Speeding, jaywalking, texting while driving.

    trespassing 2-3 times a week. a buddy of mine drives the zamboni at our local rink and we play pick up games after he closes up. the GM prob wouldn't be happy if he knew about it.
  22. Neeek Neeek is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:50am) in reply to JaySpo

    can't remember the last time I drove without speeding. I also run red lights on the regular (left turn signals at 4 in the morning in a college town are bullshit). i never turn in my family members when the murder people.
    Edited By: Neeek Feb 5th, 2012 at 08:50 AM
  23. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 8:57am) in reply to Neeek

    jaywalking
    urinating in public
    drinking in public
    speeding
    download music
    download tv shows
    download movies
    texting while driving
  24. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 10:05am) in reply to kmc28

     
    Originally Posted by kmc28 View Post

    jaywalking
    urinating in public
    drinking in public
    speeding
    download music
    download tv shows
    download movies
    texting while driving

    all this plus

    - puffin urb
    - driving whilst drinking (but never over the limit)
    - swearing in public
    - occasional shark/blow sessions
    - some street art
  25. silkhandlez silkhandlez is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 12:59pm) in reply to SlayNL

    Drive drunk sometimes, it's ok though, john racener does it too.
    smoke weed
    play in illegal homegames
    download music/movies
    speed often
    occasionally will turn left when the arrow is still red, not intentionally, just usually high as fuck and not paying attention to the lights, just the cars.
    also, this isn't illegal, but constantly trying to think of schemes to rob a bank successfully.
     
  26. quietwinner quietwinner is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 1:46pm) in reply to silkhandlez

    drive drunk sometimes, rarely when im really impaired and shouldn't drive, but it happens
    speed every time i drive
    i dont think texting/talking on the phone is illegal here, but i do it
    and im not sure if i could get an indecent exposure for peeing outside my own house, but i do that pretty much every night

    so really other than speeding, im pretty much a stand up citizen
     
  27. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 1:54pm) in reply to quietwinner

    Orgnalsooners, if you live in Texas, it's not illegal to talk or text while driving.
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 2:37pm) in reply to El Burro

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 2:39pm) in reply to orgnalsooners

    Pshhh Hookah isnt illegal
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  30. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 2:41pm) in reply to mattg1983

    None that I can think of.

    Except copyright. I molest those laws.
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