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    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Lol, imagine if after all that shit getting to the top of the tower, you see a huge supercell cloud form right nearby with constant lightning flashes zapping out of it like 2 or 3 bolt of lightning per second practically, and its visibly moving towards you while you are stuck up there at the very top of the tower, and is clearly going to be right on top of you within like 60 seconds or so, so you would only have enough time to climb down like 15 or 20 feet from the top by the time it was right on top of you. That would be the most epic "OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" feeling ever, lolz. And then you would get struck by lightning like a minute later and get blown off the tower with fucking fiery bits of hair sparking off you and your burnt clothes smoking a smoke trail as you free fall to your death and you're like "Lulz this is sooooooo beyond fucked up... wtf..." and then you die sdofjasiodfuioejgerjflkfj

    I would wait until it got hit by lightning and fly off like the kid from Jurassic Park:



    except later when the boy flies off.
     
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    Originally Posted by aj_law View Post

    When I saw the OP title and the beginning of the vid, I expected him to have to climb the nearly 1800ft tower.

    If that's my job, I'm buying my own parachute. It's all about preparation.

    Was hoping for an ending similar to this:

    *Both climbers reach apex of antenna*
    Climber: "Fuck. Finally. That last 60 feet always wears me the hell out."
    Climber's Assistant: "Yeah, me too."
    Climber: "OK, all this way just to replace a frayed Z9 cable."
    *Rumages through bag for necessary tools*
    Climber: "Alright, I've got everything I need, just hand me the cable."
    Climber's Assistant: ...
    *awkward pause*
    Climber: Dude, no fucking way...

    Lol, I was hoping more for an ending similar to this:

    *Both climbers reach apex of antenna*
    Climber: "Fuck. Finally. That last 60 feet always wears me the hell out."
    Climber's Assistant: "Yeah, me too."
    Climber: "OK, all this way just to replace a frayed Z9 cable."
    *Rumages through bag for necessary tools*
    Climber: "Alright, I've got everything I need, just h- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGG!?!?!??!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    Climber's Assistant: ::smirks deviously while thrusting his dick up the guy above him's asshole::
    Climber: "I CAN'T ESCAAAAAAPE, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE THIS IS RICULOUUUUUUUSDUIOFJSDKFHKDSJF"
    Climber's Assistant: "Caaaaaareful, don't move or you might lose your balance and fall and stuff, lolz."
    Climber's Assistant: ::Splooooooooge::
    Climber's Assistant: Welps... it's been a pleasure... ...::puts on Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm voice:: ..I'ma go downstairs... eat this fuckin chinese food..." ::scurries off back down the tower with a box of chinese takeout::
    Climber: Clutches antenna close to chest, quivering slightly, all alone, totally raped, too traumatized to even move

    /fin
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  3.  
    Originally Posted by Sandy View Post

    if someone said either you climb that tower or I will shot you in the head, I would take the bullet

    Snap call
     
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  4. http://www.e-shadow.com/interview-wi...wer-climber-2/

    60k a year working 60 hrs a week. LOLOLOL No fucking thank you.
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  5. Probably said "Fuck That!" about 20 times watching that video.
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    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Climber's Assistant: ::smirks deviously while thrusting his dick up the guy above him's asshole::

    (1) That's a long way to go to commit teh rape.
    (2) Physically, would be a pretty impressive feat to pull off @ nearly 1,800ft.
    (3) Assistant would surely get a golden shower, at a minimum, on his way down.
    (4) Assistant definitely off the Christmas card list.
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  7. No witnesses tho.
    Edited By: goofy2485 Sep 16th, 2010 at 06:36 PM
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    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    http://www.e-shadow.com/interview-wi...wer-climber-2/

    60k a year working 60 hrs a week. LOLOLOL No fucking thank you.

    Perspective.

    Somewhere, base jumpers and rock climbers are saying, "60K to climb a buncha man-made structures? I'm so in."

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    No witnesses tho.

    Usually aren't, tho.
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  9. hands are sweating like crazy now.
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  10. I used to climb cliffs with no safety gear when I was a kid, and if I fell GG me. I just off 60+ ft cliffs into water, I've bungie jumped but to do this everyday for 60K a year you can go fk urself.
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    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Lol, I was hoping more for an ending similar to this:

    *Both climbers reach apex of antenna*
    Climber: "Fuck. Finally. That last 60 feet always wears me the hell out."
    Climber's Assistant: "Yeah, me too."
    Climber: "OK, all this way just to replace a frayed Z9 cable."
    *Rumages through bag for necessary tools*
    Climber: "Alright, I've got everything I need, just h- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGG!?!?!??!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    Climber's Assistant: ::smirks deviously while thrusting his dick up the guy above him's asshole::
    Climber: "I CAN'T ESCAAAAAAPE, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE THIS IS RICULOUUUUUUUSDUIOFJSDKFHKDSJF"
    Climber's Assistant: "Caaaaaareful, don't move or you might lose your balance and fall and stuff, lolz."
    Climber's Assistant: ::Splooooooooge::
    Climber's Assistant: Welps... it's been a pleasure... ...::puts on Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm voice:: ..I'ma go downstairs... eat this fuckin chinese food..." ::scurries off back down the tower with a box of chinese takeout::
    Climber: Clutches antenna close to chest, quivering slightly, all alone, totally raped, too traumatized to even move

    /fin

    some of your best work yet

     
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    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Lol, I was hoping more for an ending similar to this:

    *Both climbers reach apex of antenna*
    Climber: "Fuck. Finally. That last 60 feet always wears me the hell out."
    Climber's Assistant: "Yeah, me too."
    Climber: "OK, all this way just to replace a frayed Z9 cable."
    *Rumages through bag for necessary tools*
    Climber: "Alright, I've got everything I need, just h- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGG!?!?!??!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    Climber's Assistant: ::smirks deviously while thrusting his dick up the guy above him's asshole::
    Climber: "I CAN'T ESCAAAAAAPE, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE THIS IS RICULOUUUUUUUSDUIOFJSDKFHKDSJF"
    Climber's Assistant: "Caaaaaareful, don't move or you might lose your balance and fall and stuff, lolz."
    Climber's Assistant: ::Splooooooooge::
    Climber's Assistant: Welps... it's been a pleasure... ...::puts on Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm voice:: ..I'ma go downstairs... eat this fuckin chinese food..." ::scurries off back down the tower with a box of chinese takeout::
    Climber: Clutches antenna close to chest, quivering slightly, all alone, totally raped, too traumatized to even move

    /fin

    couldn't the climber just kick him off the tower?
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  13. No.
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  14. you could absolutely pay me enough money to do that. too many pussies itt
     
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  15. I want to cry and I'm not kidding.
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  16. lollllllll bfactor

    and no fucking way would I even vaguely consider doing anything in the vids posted ITT.
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    Originally Posted by mordan View Post

    my god, i literally cut the OP on and off 3 times before I could get through it........I have a weird fear of heights, as long as water is beneath I am not scared I have jumped off cliffs in the mountains into rivers and stuff like that, but I won't even go on top of the Stratosphere etc etc.......anything with hard ground below and I get freaked the fuck out


    this
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  18. Motion sick from watching . Know way in hell could I even attempt that.
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    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    No.

    The climbers assistant had his harness locked on the tower
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  20. i would freeclimb that whole tower free.

    yes im a adrenaline junky

    i used to climb all sorts of things, tree, mountains, buildings, etc
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  21. yea my hands def got sweaty and i was uneasy the entire time. i dont think any amount of money would get me to do this. not even bill gates BR. well maybe if i harnessed every step of the latter and brought a parachute. def can go fuck yourself for 60k a year tho.
     
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    Originally Posted by SaulGood View Post

    you could absolutely pay me enough money to do that. too many pussies itt

    This.
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  23. Ha. Fk that!!
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    Originally Posted by aj_law View Post

    When I saw the OP title and the beginning of the vid, I expected him to have to climb the nearly 1800ft tower.

    If that's my job, I'm buying my own parachute. It's all about preparation.

    Was hoping for an ending similar to this:

    *Both climbers reach apex of antenna*
    Climber: "Fuck. Finally. That last 60 feet always wears me the hell out."
    Climber's Assistant: "Yeah, me too."
    Climber: "OK, all this way just to replace a frayed Z9 cable."
    *Rumages through bag for necessary tools*
    Climber: "Alright, I've got everything I need, just hand me the cable."
    Climber's Assistant: ...
    *awkward pause*
    Climber: Dude, no fucking way...

    I laughed. Nice dialogue

    This is the best OT thread I've read in a long time
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  25. wwwwwttttffffff fuck that shit
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