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Some chicks are the biggest attention whores

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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:13pm)

    So i just got done taking a midterm and I am walking through the quad. I look to my right and see these two broads doing yoga.

    WTF? These chicks are wearing tight ass spandex and little ass tank tops while bending backwards (the other one was bending forward with her ass in the air) in the middle of the quad. Dont get me wrong, I enjoyed staring, but im sure this is what they were aiming for. They were okay looking, maybe 7's, so im sure this was their reasoning. And im positive every guy stared as they walked by.

    I really wanted to walk up and kick the one girl in the snatch, but I just kept on moving.

    Not sure why this pissed me off, but it did.

    ... rant over.
  2. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:15pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    i hate them
  3. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:15pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Sounds like someone needs to go back to his room and pull one off... tension is bad for the soul
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:15pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I find that most attention whores are in this 6-7 range, hot ones don't need to unless they have some sort of complex and 5 or lower have no hope. These types are desperate to move up the ladder.
  5. TheMayor TheMayor is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:19pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I hate it when chicks with big tits wear shirts that have writing across the chest. Especially when that writing is like two sentences and in a font thats kinda hard to read. So the only way to read it is to stare at their tits for like 3-5 seconds and obv you have to be in front of them to see the words so they can see you staring. Of course that's exactly what they want, to make us look stupid.
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:21pm) in reply to TheMayor

    ecu and mayor's statements pretty much sum up what i was going to say lol
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:23pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    PICS OR GTFO
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:24pm) in reply to areaman

    Allrighty then...
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:24pm) in reply to areaman

    I would have peed on them both
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:24pm) in reply to ihaterats

    Pics or.....
  11. terva terva is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:25pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I love girls wearing spandex and doing yoga...but that's just me.
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:26pm) in reply to ihaterats

    I would have walked up to them and said

    "hi two chicks, Here is a cup for you"
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:26pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    The only reason your pissed off is because you cant fuck them.
    I feel the same way about that shit, next time walk up to them and kick them in the FACE so they wont be able to tease anyone anymore. And bitches wonder why they get raped...
  14. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:26pm) in reply to terva

    Yea no shit. Thats not the point here.

    If they were like 9's or 10, there would have been a crowd. But they werent, they just wanted people to look at them.
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:27pm) in reply to TheMayor

    i have big boobs and sometimes wear tshirts with writing on them.... not for people to stare, but because button down shirts pucker at the boobs, and tshirts or sweaters are much easier fits
     
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:28pm) in reply to Lameass_

    wtf??????
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:28pm) in reply to Lameass_

    I bet these girls have had sex with like 1 or 2 other guys and are really prude.
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:29pm) in reply to BlufferChic

  19. TheMayor TheMayor is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:32pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    Yeah but there are lots of t-shirts in the world with little or no writing spanning right across the boobs. I'm talking about the kind with a full two or three lines of text, not one that says like "GAP" or a short phrase like "Kiss me i'm irish".
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:32pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I miss the quad!!! were you in Matheson, that shit is where I had 75% of my classes.

    Oh and I dont know if you'll be around but I think maybe Sunday or Monday Im going up to Drexel to meet some old buddies and were goin to the bars for the night.
  21. Morr Outs Morr Outs is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:33pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Some??
  22. Stu Hunger Stu Hunger is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:37pm) in reply to Lameass_

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(1): Some chicks are the biggest attention whores
    by Lameass_ on 11/13/2007 14:26 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>The only reason your pissed off is because you cant fuck them.
    I feel the same way about that shit, next time walk up to them and kick them in the FACE so they wont be able to tease anyone anymore. And bitches wonder why they get raped... </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    In the past 15 minutes or so I have seriously lol'ed a several OT threads. I think this one is the best.

    OT.
  23. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:40pm) in reply to TheMayor

    maybe i need to step up my game to a shirt with tiny tiny print and lots of text - then i can just fuck with guys

    in all honesty, it doesn't bother me when guys stare at my boobs... they are pretty much at eye level for a lot of guys, so eh stare away, i don't give a shit
     
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:43pm) in reply to Morr Outs

    was there a cup around?
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:44pm) in reply to Morr Outs

    <span>Honestly</span> I think you should have bought some beer, pulled out a lawn chair, sat down and watched.

    When they asked you what you were doing just say

    "Oh this is what you girls wanted right? I mean why else would you do Yoga in the Quad? You want every guy here to stare so i'm just making sure i get a good LOOK."
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:45pm) in reply to sean614

    Sounds like a date. Jayshon2929 FTW.
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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:45pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    You should've gone streaking through the quad and up to the gymnasium.
  28. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:48pm) in reply to Morr Outs

    guys rated a 5 by girls cant get with girls who are 6-7. they are just waving their wet camel toe in your face! give them seans number the next time by.
  29. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:50pm) in reply to skisteve

    does this mean you want to date me?
  30. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 13th, 2007 (11/13/2007 2:52pm) in reply to sean614

    im trying to get you laid dude but nooooooooo! they could have had the best makeout and go home season ever!
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