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Someone is using my phone number

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  1. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:36pm)

    As the fake number he gives to girls he isn't interested in. I receive roughly five phone calls a month from women looking for who I'm guessing was their one night stand counterpart. This has been going on for probably a year or so now. The best part is that my parents are from Northwest Indiana and I ported the phone number I used in high school so I still have their area code. Some of you may know that Gary is in the northwest part of the state. Every single one of these women calling are from Gary phone numbers so the voice on the either end is always a ghetto chick asking for Keshawn which makes this at least somewhat entertaining. I pick up the phone and they are obv shocked to be talking to a white guy. Sometimes they call me back immediately and other times they seem to give up once I ask what number they are trying to reach. It never seems to be a misdial so it is safe to assume that some asshole is giving out my phone number every time he knows he's not going to want to talk to whoever the fuck is calling. I'm trying to decide if I should start fucking with the people on the other end or just change my phone number. I don't know if Keyshawn is a real name or what his gameplan is, but I am curious if he is fucking some random broad and giving away my number when she asks for it or if he just meets someone out at a club or what the fuck is going on. Hopefully one day I can meet Keyshawn and find out what he has been up to.
    Edited By: L0bstaM0bsta Aug 10th, 2011 at 06:49 PM
  2. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:39pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    ghetto accent, meet up, filthy sex, profit.
  3. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:41pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    keshawn is pretty awesome.
  4. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:42pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    keshawn or keyshawn?
  5. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:42pm) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

    get some of them sloppy seconds
  6. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:42pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Next time one calls, just say "sorry baby, I ain't Keshawn but this is your lucky day; I may be white, but I can go all night. Now why don't we stop messin round and get this thang poppin ma."
  7. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:44pm) in reply to kellykip

    text them back axing for a dirty pic, post on wowswift
  8. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:48pm) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

     
    Originally Posted by JoeSexAppeal View Post

    keshawn or keyshawn?


    I'll fix that I guess but that's definitely how it sounds, ty
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:50pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

  10. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:50pm) in reply to niptuck

     
    Originally Posted by niptuck View Post

    text them back axing for a dirty pic, post on wowswift

    yeah play the role ffs.. get some pics
  11. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:52pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    young men gonna young men
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  12. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 6:58pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    yeah play the role ffs.. get some pics


    Listen to like 10 seconds of me talking on the OT Podcast and you will understand why I can't fake being a black man, that being said it would still be fun to try
    Edited By: L0bstaM0bsta Aug 10th, 2011 at 06:58 PM
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  13. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:03pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    now why would people keep calling you "Keyshawn"?
  14. perma_tilt perma_tilt is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:04pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

     
    Originally Posted by L0bstaM0bsta View Post

    Listen to like 10 seconds of me talking on the OT Podcast and you will understand why I can't fake being a black man, that being said it would still be fun to try

    Just say yo i'm in the spot right now can't talk I will text ya in a few... Then text saying I forgot who this is send me a pic girl.
  15. rucka rucka is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:04pm) in reply to perma_tilt

    It cuz i got da gonerea an i don want dem ta give it back to me ya dig
  16. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:04pm) in reply to rucka

    Kreayshawn > Keyshawn

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  17. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:08pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    Kreayshawn > Keyshawn

    Your street cred is falling more than the dow.
  18. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:10pm) in reply to Niceguy

    I'd honestly not answer and try to get some pics out of this, see if any of these chicks are hot or maybe hes just banging BBW's.

    If shit gets too crazy just change your number.
  19. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:13pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    How do they know you are white over the phone?
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:13pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Your street cred is falling more than the dow.

    you would snap wife it and you know it.

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:14pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

     
    Originally Posted by L0bstaM0bsta View Post

    Listen to like 10 seconds of me talking on the OT Podcast and you will understand why I can't fake being a black man, that being said it would still be fun to try

    After the next message, text back: "had to run to chicago wit my cuz fo som shit gone be here a minut send me a pic of the hot pussy ;)"

    have a picture of a big black cock, ready to ship if she says "you first".
  22. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:15pm) in reply to LizardBoy

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    How do they know you are white over the phone?

    Someone doesn't have black friends it seems.
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:16pm) in reply to LizardBoy

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    How do they know you are white over the phone?


    because he is mexican
  24. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:16pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    you would snap wife it and you know it.

    Idk man, at that point I might as well just date black women to get my family off my back.
  25. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:34pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Someone doesn't have black friends it seems.

    I'm black
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:35pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    Kreayshawn > Keyshawn

    solid song!

    i would totally fuck the shit out of the chick with the hipster glasses and the rat tail
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:37pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    After the next message, text back: "had to run to chicago wit my cuz fo som shit gone be here a minut send me a pic of the hot pussy ;)"

    have a picture of a big black cock, ready to ship if she says "you first".

    ^^^ Wins the thread.
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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 7:47pm) in reply to BigEarn7

  29. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 8:08pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    you would snap wife it and you know it.


    damn you waco, and ncj too. I'm kinda starting to like this bish. it makes no sense, she is in almost every way contrary to my normal appetite. she's bleach blonde, ghetto, flat chested and has no booty, makes terrible music, but I find myself liking her for some reason. damnit
  30. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Aug 10th, 2011 (8/10/2011 8:19pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    It's sad to see a young man like Lobsta not maximizing the gifts that life gives him on a semi-daily basis.
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