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  1. ewww so just poured my shot of jameson into a cup i beat off into last night... so lame i just wasted a shot of the most delicious whiskey ever.

    at least i realized early and haven't tasted it.

    yet.

    or maybe i could try to get my g/f or landlady to have a taste but i know they aren't drinkers. sigh. bye bye 1.99 shot of jameson. i hardly knew you. in a way i did. but not personally.

    i have another so it's all good.

    btw dark knight RULES OMFG WHAT A MOVIE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT DREAMED I WAS ROBBING A BANK W/ THE JOKER SICK SICK SICK.

    i love you.
  2. A++++
  3. that's why I beat off into a bowl
  4. you are either:

    1. trying to hard

    2. real fucking weird.
  5. wish i could say its some funny joke but it isn't. except for my landlady not being a drinker.

    but who can predict the future
    Thread Starter
  6. i'm lost here, is beating off into a cup the new standard? has a kleenex of t-shirt become outdated?


  7. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Classic
  8. I just beat off in the dishwasher's soap dispenser. This eliminates the "which did I jizz in" problem, as I prefer that all of my dishes and silverware be wrapped in a thin coat of nad taffy.
  9. I always just used the tub. Not once have I used a cup.
  10. im spontaneous kid when i'm about to blow i just grab whatever. the crazy thing is i don't really use cups much at all

    and also not kidding about this either i poured it all out cause i'm about to whack it later and dont wanna waste cups and grabbed my other shot and NO SHIT almost did it again.

    i woulda laughed so hard if i did it again + probably have been forced to drink it
    Thread Starter
  11. Pics or gtfo
  12.  
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    I just beat off in the dishwasher's soap dispenser. This eliminates the "which did I jizz in" problem, as I prefer that all of my dishes and silverware be wrapped in a thin coat of nad taffy.

    Nad taffy? Oh lordy Mr. Burro.

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