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Sorry, this topic has been beaten to death, but what is the safest way to fly with weed?

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  1. asheikh17 asheikh17 is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:09pm)

    I'm off to Vegas in a couple of weeks and I really want to bring some chron without having to endure the six+ hour drive from LA...

    Does anyone have any helpful advice for getting pot on a plane with minimal risk?? Do any of you guys fly to Vegas with a little pot stashed away in a safe place?? Any and all advice would be much appreciated.

    I'm generally a pretty risk-averse person, but for me, Vegas isn't the same without a little reefer.

    *OH, btw, I DID use the search feature and was only able to come up with one tip involving a jar of peanut butter*

    Thanks in advance for the advice!!
  2. The Worm The Worm is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:17pm) in reply to asheikh17

    Water Bottle, obv
  3. baughman baughman is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:21pm) in reply to The Worm

    6 hrs is nothen. drive it if you are worried. By the time you travel to airport. get through security , wait for plane. then ride plane to vegas. That is prob 5 or 6 hrs right there.

    why not just buy some when you get to vegas tho? more then enough Oters could hook you up in vegas.
  4. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:24pm) in reply to asheikh17

    anal plug obv.
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:24pm) in reply to asheikh17

    private jet ftw.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:25pm) in reply to asheikh17

    Keep it in your ass..it wont set off any detectors..just make sure your ticket isnt marked as the ticket that will endure the random search
  7. R.J_Legit R.J_Legit is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:26pm) in reply to asheikh17

    ur an idiot for even thinking abuot this
    but if you are going to do it

    here is an ingenious way for you to get weed across the boarder.

    You need to get a nice toiletry kid set up
    THe key ingredient is a comb, or hairbrush.
    You need to rip out the actual brush, leaving the pocket of air the you can generally find inbetween the actual brush, and the peice that it attaches to.
    When you rip off the brush, you will notice a pocket for you to possible shove like, i dunno, a half ounce of really grounded up weed.
    You shove it in there in a few bags or whatever tape it compress it like crazy.
    Then you crazy glue the top of the hair brush back on the actual brush and presto, your weed is hidden underneath the very thing you use to brush ur hair.

    GL and ur welcome.
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  8. WeyNot WeyNot is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:30pm) in reply to KingPariah

    Like in a baggie in the crack, or up da rectum? I gotta believe that even the random search isn't going to find it either way. I have been random searched, but never strip searched at an airport.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:32pm) in reply to R.J_Legit

    go to margaritaville in TI. ask one of the piano players if they can hook you up. thats what i did, and i burned with everyone of them that night. he was the first person i asked. it was pretty easy. Pricey, but easy.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:32pm) in reply to asheikh17

    from NJ to Cali my friend just packed his bowel grinder and about a 1/4 in his lugauge..
    he mighta been lucky but who knows?..

    I also heard of sealing it up uber tight in a plastic bag and then putting it into a bottle of shampoo..

    im curious about othe ideas as well
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:36pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

    Just put it in your luggage inside a shampoo bottle with your toiletries. Chances of getting caught are slim to none, but it does suck if you get caught at an airport. You guys are fools if you think that the TSA searches every bag.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:38pm) in reply to Baculuk

    no, but they do have dogs on duty that will 'hit' on any of these ideas. Just get some there if you can't go a few days w/o.
  13. JmL1984 JmL1984 is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:40pm) in reply to The Worm

    water bottle? they dont let you take WB past security anymore. and if they do, they scan it and will see the chron.

    best way is to wear some tightie whities, triple bag the chron, and stick it in your tighties. when u get on the flight go to the bathroom, take it out, stick it in ur pocket (zip up pockets work the best).
  14. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:43pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    airport dogs don't smell weed generally, they are there for explosives... airports don't give a fuck about small amounts of marijuana

    I and almost every young poker player I know flies with weed constantly, hell I'm doing it tonight...

    easiest way is to just put it on ur nuts and just make sure you don't have anything in your carry on bag that would make them stop you like too big a bottle of cologne or toothpaste or something... this can be tough if the weed smells really potent, but vacuum seal FTW

    or you can put it in your laptop bag, they never search that, just make sure it is in a seperate bin from your laptop... stash it in a little pocket and you will be fine

    or you can put it with your toiletries (inside a vitamin bottle or even shampoo bottle if you wanna get messy) and just check it, that is also a very easy and safe way and my preferred method... again vacuum seal FTW if you can

    and lol at anyone who think you even get in big trouble if you get caught... out of the few hundred ppl I know that haev done this, 2 have been caught... one was ticketed and let go, the other they just confiscated it
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:44pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    ^^^ thats why they have dogs around the bags.

    they dont smell for weed? really? well either way, i wouldnt put it in your luggage...do what waco and i said. i use to fly to table tennis tournaments every week and would do it this way. it works like a charm.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:47pm) in reply to JmL1984

    putting it in your checked luggage is fine, and actually what I do most times... I'm 100% with all methods tho, it's soooo easy and I really do LOL at the ppl that say you are stupid for doing this
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:48pm) in reply to JmL1984

    the dogs in major airports are obviously sniffing for bombs and objects like that, not weed
     
  18. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:48pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    TWC, you're way more of an expert on this than I am but what they were proposing was retarded. Single bagging and putting it in your suitcase? I also have no idea what trouble you get in and since it's domestic I figure it wouldn't be much, but at least try to hide it like you said and keep it on or with your person.
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:57pm) in reply to JmL1984

    the chron we get out here would literally stink up the whole plane if I did that lol... unless it was vacuum sealed obv
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 2:59pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    maybe its fine ur luggage now...i know when i was flying a lot (02-06) my luggage got searched probably 20% of the time. so i was iffy to put it into my bags. i havent flown in about a year, so maybe things have changed as far as how often they check your bags. i just know that sticking the chron in ur tighty whities works like a charm, so i never went away from it.

    a lot of my friends put it in shampoo/conditioner bottles inside their luggage and that always seemed to work.

    it is really easy to get chron on a plane though
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:04pm) in reply to JmL1984

    yea I had my luggage randomly searched one time (I was flying one way, but first class WTF) with weed in my toiletries in a vitamin bottle... wasn't a problem

    if you just leave it sitting out in your bag you are an idiot, you have to conceal it... but even simply putting into a pocket of your shorts is likely to work
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:16pm) in reply to asheikh17

    OK more importantly...who has weed connections in CT?..

    or ill take NJ NY or MA...

    i kid i kid...

    psstt..PM me
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:16pm) in reply to Galapagos420

    I mean i would have to take the Resident experts advice here, he seems pretty adamant about it, im sure as long as your not a dumb fuck you wont get caught.. I did LOL at the fact that you put that shit on your balls though, i cant imagine that being comftorable, i would much prefer to go with the computer bag route
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:20pm) in reply to Galapagos420

    seriously.just told the old lady to pack,i am quitting my job,moving back to vegas and shall stand in front of the airport to sell weed. ADIOS! VEGAS BABY!
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:21pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

    i like the brush idea

    Get one of the big paddle brushes that chicks use. Its got a nice size compartment that you can fit at least a 1/4.

    gl
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:21pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

    Weave it into a straw hat and wear it on your head.
  27. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:24pm) in reply to imhooks

    tmay brings 2 oz. in his checked luggage every time... him and oakplayer are experts
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:27pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    "but first class WTF"

    ?
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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:35pm) in reply to haleike

    if ive said it once ive said it a thousand times, the only fool proof way is to have a lady friend go with you and have her quadruple bag it and smuggle it in her vag
     
  30. The Worm The Worm is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2008 (2/14/2008 3:37pm) in reply to haleike

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    by Jarlynch on 2/14/2008 14:40 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>water bottle? they dont let you take WB past security anymore. and if they do, they scan it and will see the chron.

    best way is to wear some tightie whities, triple bag the chron, and stick it in your tighties. when u get on the flight go to the bathroom, take it out, stick it in ur pocket (zip up pockets work the best).
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