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When I was younger skinnier and spent more time outside I shaved my head and my uncle called me Yul Brenner the whole summer
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Edited By: The Alchemist Aug 20th, 2011 at 07:59 AMOriginally Posted by XquiziVex
You are so sensitive to believe that I don't believe black people were advanced? I don't believe that at all. All I know is that in the pic you posted, I would consider the lighter skin people to be wearing the more regal clothing. Extrapolate what you may.
all I can extrapolate is that you're a fucking idiot and that you're trolling this thread.*
Reason: *semi-cereal -
Dolphin, i kinda remember calling u a racist but it was all for teh lulz. Altho you not showing this white boy your wifey's noods kinda qualifies immfo
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Man, It's like I have to pick a side.
Edited By: Niceguy Aug 20th, 2011 at 08:04 AM
I pick both, suck it monochromatics.
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Originally Posted by dolphin13
I was told you had some rant about racist OTers and you called me racist. Never saw the thread but don't think the person would lie.
I'm now discussing Egyptians in two diff threads. One about Obamas jobs plan and one on Southern Patriotism.Now that's a cool story bro
Edit: lol. Xquizi pushing all the buttons now.
tell your source to suck a dick, it took me 5 min to find the post in question, and it was a thread that you posted in. I didn't call you a racist, I called you an assclown whose posts often have racist undertones. it wasn't a rant about racist OTers either, it was a general rant about random things that tilt me and I mentioned you phi and da donkey as being incidentally a hybrid of a few things that tilt me
Originally Posted by XquiziVex
Yep you are a dick. Pretty sure I would arm bar you in a purely non intellectual setting.
perhaps. I've been making an effort over the past couple of weeks to watch the news just to see how bad the in your face propaganda has become. that and I started reading the bible again as part of my studies. I should probably choose one or the other because constant semi-tilt is no way to live.
but lol at arm bar. you must not know who I is -
Apparently im not dolphins racist. Woot!!!
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Look I don't mean to degrade this conversation into physicalities... that last post was probably a little out of line. It just makes me a little erratic that you continue to personally assault me throughout the course of textual discourse.\
Originally Posted by The Alchemist
perhaps. I've been making an effort over the past couple of weeks to watch the news just to see how bad the in your face propaganda has become. that and I started reading the bible again as part of my studies. I should probably choose one or the other because constant semi-tilt is no way to live.
but lol at arm bar. you must not know who I is
That said, doubt you know who I is... I definitely ain't your typical white boy punkass...don't doubt who you are talking to. -
Edited By: dolphin13 Aug 20th, 2011 at 08:23 AMOriginally Posted by The Alchemist
tell your source to suck a dick, it took me 5 min to find the post in question, and it was a thread that you posted in.
Link?
Edit: I smell alchemist Xquizi cage match brewing
In one corner Triple K, in the other Dr. Afrocentric -
Originally Posted by XquiziVex
Look I don't mean to degrade this conversation into physicalities... that last post was probably a little out of line. It just makes me a little erratic that you continue to personally assault me throughout the course of textual discourse.\
That said, doubt you know who I is... I definitely ain't your typical white boy punkass...don't doubt who you are talking to.
personally assault these nuts. I called you a dumbass like twice I think. once for saying "look at the recent uprising in egypt, did you see any black people?" and something else equally ridiculous. doubt I become erratic if someone calls me a dumbass after saying something like that. and don't give me this innocent victim crap either. I caught you a couple times deliberately trying to push my buttons with stuff like "I'm just asking questions while sippin my drank" and "oooh poor black people got their asses kicked"..like, if you can't see why that warrants you being called a dumbass or a jackass or whatever I said then that's just too bad.
and ffs I never claimed to know who you is. you're the one that's pretty sure you'd arm bar me or something. how you could be pretty sure of that is beyond me, but ok. if I accept that you're marginally tougher than your typical white boy(whatever that means) will you stfu about it? doubt I took your e-threat seriously to begin with lol -
I'll play referee for you two gentlemen.
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Obv rigged. Racist referee ldo...tee-hee!
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Yep, where did I ever personally attack you? I admit that I was being a little dickish, although I never personally attacked you. Excuses all you want. Heaven forbid someone push a person of African Heritage's buttons.... pardon me while I try not to walk on eggshells. I have given you more than enough praise as it is.
Originally Posted by The Alchemist
personally assault these nuts. I called you a dumbass like twice I think. once for saying "look at the recent uprising in egypt, did you see any black people?" and something else equally ridiculous. doubt I become erratic if someone calls me a dumbass after saying something like that. and don't give me this innocent victim crap either. I caught you a couple times deliberately trying to push my buttons with stuff like "I'm just asking questions while sippin my drank" and "oooh poor black people got their asses kicked"..like, if you can't see why that warrants you being called a dumbass or a jackass or whatever I said then that's just too bad.
and ffs I never claimed to know who you is. you're the one that's pretty sure you'd arm bar me or something. how you could be pretty sure of that is beyond me, but ok. if I accept that you're marginally tougher than your typical white boy(whatever that means) will you stfu about it? doubt I took your e-threat seriously to begin with lol -
frankly I understood all of it to be light-hearted banter, so I took it in stride and dished a little bit in turn. but if you felt personally offended by my words you'll find I'm man enough to apologize. it wasn't my intention to personally attack you and if I made you feel that way I'm sorry.
you must've been pretty mad to e-threaten me with an armbar tho. I still don't think you have a clue who I is lol but it's all good -
Only posted garbage in OP as personal game to see if it would get 100 replies, ty everybody
Didn't see how the Egypt thing started and not sure what you were debating so maybe my response is off base. There is obviously crossover in culture and history but I don't really think of 2011 Egypt as being Africa. Culturally it is mostly Middle Eastern. In the South of Egypt the Nubians are a very different people much closer to the Sudanese than Middle East.
I've been to Egypt a couple times but I don't feel I have ever been to Africa. I may be oblivious to the everyday African influences in Egypt since I don't know what I am looking for. Or equally importantly ignorant to the Egyptian influences elsewhere. Using Turkey as an example a lot of people said it was more Asian than European which I didn't see. Now that I've been to Asia looking back on Turkey I can see a lot more of Asia in it. With my current eyes I see Egypt as a Middle Eastern country, or more accurately an Arab country. -
My name is slizza and I just wanted to say that I've never spent any time in the south. That is all.
Actually now that I think about it slizza has spent some serious time in the south. I was in texas for a lil over a month when I was like 7. It was over 100 every day (that's pretty hot for slizza!!) and I remember we went and bought a yellow watermelon one time from a bunch of friendly black folks on the side of the road. We accidently dropped our yellow watermelon (slizza's favorite type of melon!!) and then proceeded to eat it right there on the side of the road.
Another time we say a horny toad and me and my brother beat it to death. I liked burning out the fire ants until I almost set the whole damn yard on fire one day. Damn that Texas grass is dry!! -
Alchemist owning TWK pretty hard ITT.
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Edited By: XquiziVex Aug 20th, 2011 at 05:01 PMLol... not so much mad as Vodka'd. No worries man. I've slept it off and feel better now. I will apologize to you and OT as well for douching up this turd of a thread.Originally Posted by The Alchemist
frankly I understood all of it to be light-hearted banter, so I took it in stride and dished a little bit in turn. but if you felt personally offended by my words you'll find I'm man enough to apologize. it wasn't my intention to personally attack you and if I made you feel that way I'm sorry.
you must've been pretty mad to e-threaten me with an armbar tho. I still don't think you have a clue who I is lol but it's all good
I wouldn't arm bar you any way, you'll need that arm living in Chicago.
Besides, this is the kind of shit that makes arguing with The Alchemist a no win proposition. The Alchemist peanut gallery is like krypotnite to anyone with a valid argument. -
40 things you'll never hear a southern boy say....
40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22.Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dre ssing on the side.
3. You All.
2 . Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight .......lol -
Then don't read it
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itt let's see:
Thread with a completely pointless OP designed solely to get lots of replies? Check
Thread feauting a subject that's been rehashed 39402398420 times? Check
Thread that features the same people making the same arguments as the previous 39402398419 times? Check
Thread that elicits racist, borderline hateful responses? Check
Thread that isn't even relevant? Check
Thread that leads to one poster physically threatening another one? Check
Yea, I'm fairly certain this hits all that could suck about an OT thread in a perfect maelstrom of shit. Idk why you're getting so defensive, you yourself said you created this thread to get to 100+ replies, not a real discussion lol -
ahh, lighten up Cupcake. We all know that shitshows are awesome entertainment.
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altho im not disagreeing with you that ancient egyptians were black.... you can't honestly say that this pic shows a LARGE NOSE (its prty slim) or BIG LIPS (they look pretty medium sized... i am not black and my Nose and lips are far larger then depicted in this pic...
Edited By: cocoa_butter111 Aug 20th, 2011 at 04:51 PM

















