The following story is an attempt to live up to the 1.21 standard. While it may fail, it is still an attempt.

(Note - this is a composite story. I might be using personal experiences and mixing them into the story, why b/c it works, and its the discussion of the top which is important.)

So, a few of you who have read my posts (well, like 2 of you), might remember me mentioning that my best friend is a successful single 36 year old male.

Sometime around when we hit our 30's, say 5/6 years ago, he became almost obsessed with women who could ejaculate when orgasming. I've never done official studies on the topic, or Googled for studies on the topic for that matter, but I've had my experience with it well before he ever did.

So, he meets this woman coming off a divorce and the usual... she doesn't want a relationship but really wants to have some crazy sex with some strangers b/c her old hubby did less work than a 2 stroke engine. I'm not going to make huge generalizations here, but I'll just say that my friend is a magnet for 40 something women coming off divorce looking for sex.

This one day 5/6 years back we're hanging out at his house... grilling, drinking Moosehead (our beer of choice at that time), and just generally talking shit to each other. He starts into the following story (which has been augmented and the names changed, if ever used in the first place):

Friend:

So I'm going down on her and she's really into it. Grabbing my head, you know, digging her heels into my back, and trying to hold my head in there with her thighs.

Me:

NICE!!!

Friend:

Yea man, she was getting wetter and wetter, actually the shit was giving me mad confidence. (I start laughing pretty hard at that comment.) Until finally she starts squirming and I know that she is gonna let go, so I start getting ready for the usual... you know.

Me:

yea.

Friend:

So next thing I know its like the fucking bayou down there and I'm got swamp face.

Me:

WTF?

Friend:

Well, this chick squirted all over my face. I wasn't ready for it man. I'm serious, the shit hit me in the eyes and it burned, it was up my nose and I mean literally all over my face.

Me:

OMFG... hahahahaha.... you took one in the eye.

Friend:

fuck you

Me:

go on, still laughing

Friend:

Well, she finishes and I sit up and I'm like WTF was that to her? (me laughing) She looks down at me and says, I'm sorry, I've never done anything like that before in my life. I swear, I was just so turned on and so into it, I don't know what happened.

So, I made this chick squirt for the first time by just going down on her. Thats a first for me, and if I had been ready for it I would have taken it all in my mouth.

Me:

Nothing wrong with that... as long as she doesn't taste like that bayou swamp.

************************************ end story****************************************

Now, the point of this post is first... for those of you young guys who have never been with a woman who can do this, and those of you who have... please join in on the conversation.

#1 - If you had no idea a woman was going to squirt on your face when munching carpet, how do you think you would react? All of a sudden you're getting this liquid shot onto your face when you least expected it... how do you handle it? (yes, she's hot, is less filling, and tastes great)

#2 - Do you want a woman who can squirt?

#3 - Do you think its sexy? Does it turn you on? Have you even thought about it happening to you?

<span>I hope this doesn't suck, I actually put work into it</span>

when i was 16 i had a girl do this. i almost punched her in the mouth, i thought she pissed all over me. lol. then it clicked at what i made her do.

now my fiance is not a squirter, some girls are, some girls arent. i've tried everything, because i think it is a huge turn on. imo

edit: i'd like to hear from some ot girls....as would everyone else

I bet Big-Boobs-Holding Winter Forest Girl squirts like a champ.

Ive always wanted to get with a chick who could squirt. Just to try it out.

If i wasnt expecting it and it happend at first id make sure it wasnt piss.

I think it would be sexy for a little but not everytime you bang.

ewww that is so gross imo..

no shes not when my ex found out he literally started dry heaving haha..shes not ugly, but not someone youd care to picture having juice protruding out of

^^^^ lmao

Never made a girl squirt but I think it would be cool just to see how it is.

Edit, well kinda edit.... I have been told I am GREAT munching box i am kinda pissed it has never happened.

did anyone see the episode of californication where the girl sprays? easily one of the funniest scenes of any show i've ever seen "watch out, shes gonna BLOWWWWW"

I met a girl who had the squirts one day. She said she ate some bad salad dressing. Not very erotic imo.

first of all, smokeycasino's pic is simply priceless!

second...

#1 - surprised first, then feel like a god second... then later retaliate with a nice eye shot.

#2 - yes

#3 - yes. yes. yes.

Getting shot in the face unexpectedly by woman juice is -EV IMO. I don't know what that shit could do once it gets in my eyes, nasal passages ETC. Being prepared I'm all for it. Just get me one of those yellow rain slickers, goggles and a snorkle and get outta my way.

more than likely I would laugh and say "you liked that huh"