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Stephen Hawking and dog fighting.

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  1. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:21pm)

    thoughts?
  2. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:23pm) in reply to jtown1010

    My nuts itch.
  3. cmval cmval is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:23pm) in reply to jtown1010

    I dislike both of em
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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:30pm) in reply to cmval



    Stephen Hawking's P5s name=Murderer
     
  5. peeved peeved is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:34pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Aide: How are your feeling today, Dr. Hawking?

    S. Hawking: Pixelated as all get-out.
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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:36pm) in reply to jtown1010

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 3:38pm) in reply to BigGunX

    I sometimes don't know what people are asking so, in case you're asking about Hawking versus dog:

    I think a pit bull would fuck Hawking's ass all up. That dog would probably go for Hawking's weak ass neck, and it would be over quick.

    But, if it were a, say, chihuahua, Hawking may have a chance because he'd run that little fuck over with his motorized wheelchair.

    But, if you're asking about Hawking buying a dog, and taking it to a dog fight to compete:

    I think he would choose a lab. He would discuss worm holes with the dog, and the dog would take it the wrong way, and fuck up just about any dog in it's path.

    I guess all this is obvious, so sorry about repeating about what's already known.
  8. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 4:13pm) in reply to pariah

    I'm calling out Stephen Hawking as a grossly over-rated physicist.

    I'm also claiming I could take any dog in a death match.
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  9. cmval cmval is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 5:13pm) in reply to jtown1010

    You just scared the piss outta this dog

  10. jalman1 jalman1 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 5:16pm) in reply to cmval

    107 3
  11. Ibanez8185 Ibanez8185 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2007 (7/2/2007 5:30pm) in reply to cmval

    I hope thats a Dell
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