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Stick up my ass or was I right?

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  1. norab norab is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:14am)

    Situation: Walking to my car tonight in downtown San Diego after work. Waiting to cross at a red light. This girl walks up, steps off the curb, and stands a solid 3 feet form the curb in the street. I can see she is blocking a car from turning right.

    Me: You might want to step back a little bit.
    Her: He's got room to pull around me, I don't know why you have to be a jerk about it.
    Me: Well, you're standing in the middle of the street blocking traffic
    Her as I cross the street ahead of her: Have a good night sir and get the stick out of your ass.

    I walk 6 blocks to and from my hotel everyday and have almost been hit numerous time. Initially I was trying to look out for her and she just went straight to cunt mode.
    While the driver definitely had room to pull around, that particular corner is a little bit blind and he would be pulling at least somewhat into the middle lane to get around her.

    Girl was an OT 7. I woulda face fucked on the spot just cause of the bitchiness.

    What you say?
    Edited By: norab Dec 15th, 2011 at 04:16 AM
  2. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:15am) in reply to norab

    pics?
  3. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:18am) in reply to smokerock247

    shoulda showed her your penis

    isnt there a thing on craigslist where you can post looking for someone you happened to run into? this self entitled bitch needs a good hard anal fucking and her nudes posted on wowswift
  4. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:20am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    u were right, why da fuck she standing in the street
  5. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:21am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    aren't jaybone and sweetness heading for san diego? I think we might have something for this bish.
  6. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:22am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    pics?


    Funny to see you ask for pics with you not ever producing any when asked.
     
  7. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:23am) in reply to wantagolf

    Push her into traffic. You live in a hotel?
  8. norab norab is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:26am) in reply to midmoguy

     
    Originally Posted by midmoguy View Post

    Push her into traffic. You live in a hotel?

    Yeah, totally shoulda just launched her into traffic. I work in a hotel.
    Thread Starter
  9. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:28am) in reply to norab

    I am going with both for 1000 Alex.
  10. gjallen1975 gjallen1975 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:31am) in reply to PoWdA

    this could have ended in sex. struggle snuggle or otherwise.
  11. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:31am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    Funny to see you ask for pics with you not ever producing any when asked.

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.
  12. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:49am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.

    looool!
  13. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:54am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.

    donny you're out of your element
  14. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:57am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.

    Thats what she said.
  15. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:59am) in reply to PoWdA

    To much hate training going on .. as stupid as this sounds, you dont deserve it.

    maybe one day.

    and yes OP theres a stick up ur anus
  16. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 4:59am) in reply to smokerock247

    OT 7's get to do whatever the fuck they want
  17. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:02am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.



    we can't wait!!!


  18. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:07am) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    we can't wait!!!

    FYP
  19. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:07am) in reply to PoWdA

    lol
  20. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:08am) in reply to PoWdA

    Don't forget the Hoooooka necklaces bruhhh
  21. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 15th, 2011 (12/15/2011 5:10am) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    Don't forget the Hoooooka necklaces bruhhh

    My Paint skills are wayyyyy to shitty for that.
    Edited By: PoWdA Dec 15th, 2011 at 05:10 AM
  22. seeeeb seeeeb is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 7:54am) in reply to PoWdA

    Both. There was a stick up your ass and you were right. You aren't the Safety Patrol. Let the dumb bitch get honked at or run over.
  23. BRm34eva BRm34eva is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 8:50am) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    Don't forget the Hoooooka rope bruhhh

    .
  24. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 3:51pm) in reply to BRm34eva

    Who gives a fuck. You were trying to get laid, she shot you down, move on.
  25. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 4:22pm) in reply to norab

     
    Originally Posted by norab View Post

    Me: You might want to step back a little bit.

    worst pick-up line ever.
  26. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 6:52pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    Yeah ^

    Shoulda said: "that would be a real waste of a fine ass, if you got hit by this car turning"

    or something
  27. TheWhitePele TheWhitePele is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 7:36pm) in reply to seeeeb

     
    Originally Posted by seeeeb View Post

    Both. There was a stick up your ass and you were right. You aren't the Safety Patrol. Let the dumb bitch get honked at or run over.

    This is correct
  28. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 7:59pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    When I am more comfortable with you guys I will.

    This one you don't have to wait for, which OTers do you know in real life as you have suggested in other threads. You don't have to post pictures, but at least one of them can say if your wife is a ten in their eyes. Curious cat is curious.

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    Who gives a fuck. You were trying to get laid, she shot you down, move on.

    +1, asking her if you could pee in her butt might be a better pick-up line. ;)
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  29. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 9:49pm) in reply to seeeeb

     
    Originally Posted by seeeeb View Post

    Both. There was a stick up your ass and you were right. You aren't the Safety Patrol. Let the dumb bitch get honked at or run over.


    we have a winner
     
  30. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Dec 26th, 2011 (12/26/2011 9:56pm) in reply to ntanygd760

    After the stick in the ass comment, shoulda said "when someone hits you, I wont bother calling 911".
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