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Stories from last night

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  1. Unforseen Unforseen is online now

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 9:53am)

    So i get to my apartment at midnight and as soon as I go in my roommate shouts "HAHA, I had sex in your bed". This really pisses me off since my bed is sacred and I run to my room. Then I go take a piss and come back to my room and I see the girl he ultimately fucked. She's like "Dude, we did not have sex in your bed I promise". I'm really angry at this point and I say "wait here". The apartment is dark and i slowly go into his room and into his bed. He says "hey baby" and I just start punching him. I then proceeded to eat my shwarma and watch cnn. I get up to take a piss and this girl is making the weirdest noises as they're fucking.

    Feel free to share your sotries from last night
  2. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 9:56am) in reply to Unforseen

    she looks like the sister of the retarT that the mom is trying to get fucked
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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 9:57am) in reply to sean614

    wat
  4. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 9:59am) in reply to Unforseen

    id cum on it
  5. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 9:59am) in reply to sean614

     
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    she looks like the sister of the retarT that the mom is trying to get fucked

    loooolll possible love connection..
  6. OhAaT OhAaT is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 10:51am) in reply to Unforseen

    Not a very good poker face.....She'll give away the strength of her hand like that!
  7. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 12:04pm) in reply to Unforseen

    i hope he was drunk
  8. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 12:08pm) in reply to Lameass_

    i thought this was going to be a revenge story of fucking his gf in his bed. letdown city baby!
  9. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:29pm) in reply to Unforseen

    There's no way that chick lives in Canadia, her hair isn't even crimped.
  10. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:31pm) in reply to Unforseen

    Wait if you went in his room when it was dark and he said "Hey Baby" then clearly she was not in there and was maybe still in your room? Seems like you may have missed an opportunity for some wonderful seconds.
  11. railbot railbot is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:34pm) in reply to Unforseen

    That fucking hideous beast has a bigger dick than me.
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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:48pm) in reply to railbot

    What card game is she playing? Looks like asshole cause she's got the 2 all the way on the left and then the dreaded black 3 there.
  13. thedylan thedylan is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:49pm) in reply to Unforseen

    Stories as in more than one?
     
  14. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:50pm) in reply to Futon

     
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

    What card game is she playing? Looks like asshole cause she's got the 2 all the way on the left and then the dreaded black 3 there.

    Some game where you act like a fucking retard when you get down to three cards, can't remember the name though.
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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:54pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Bob Futon View Post

    What card game is she playing? Looks like asshole cause she's got the 2 all the way on the left and then the dreaded black 3 there.

    Some game where you act like a fucking retard when you get down to three cards, can't remember the name though.

    I actually think she has 4 cards but i can't tell for sure. You clearly see the third card as a club but it almost looks like a 4th is shown flat to the camera.
  16. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:55pm) in reply to Unforseen

    the best part of OP is "since my bed is sacred." I don't know why, but that made me burst out into laughter
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  17. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 4:58pm) in reply to Unforseen

    wait, did you piss or not? just make sure we get the whole story and you don't just cherry pick the most glamourous parts.
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    Mar 18th, 2009 (3/18/2009 5:00pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    honestly if you want to get your roomate back just post the link to this girls facebook
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