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A strange turn on...?

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  1. K2L55 K2L55 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:06am)

    I think its strange because I can touch it whenever I want, but I get easily turned on by sticking my hand down my gf's pants when shes sleeping and rubbing her bare ass.

    Whats the strangest turn on for you.
  2. tennisee tennisee is offline aka PhiAlphaMTSU

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:06am) in reply to K2L55

    samesies
  3. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:08am) in reply to tennisee

    You have a mild case of necrophilia.
  4. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:08am) in reply to Niceguy

    sounds like rape, brotha.

    EDIT--wasn't talkin to you, niceguy...brotha
    Edited By: JRoth15 Aug 20th, 2010 at 07:09 AM
  5. ChasinTheLastOut ChasinTheLastOut is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:15am) in reply to JRoth15

    Finger in her butt, not sure why but I love me some smelly fingers!
    Edited By: ChasinTheLastOut Aug 20th, 2010 at 07:18 AM
    Reason: had man and smelly fingers in the same sentence, not smart
  6. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:18am) in reply to ChasinTheLastOut

     
    Originally Posted by ChasinTheLastOut View Post

    Finger in her butt, not sure why but man I love me some smelly fingers!

    wtf!, the fuck kind of girls are you banging? clean girls ftw
  7. keylight keylight is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:19am) in reply to sellittojohn

    A very attractive girl I didn't know once approached me at a party and told me that she thought I was very cool and funny. I said thank you and then she said "I'm just kidding, you're disgusting, I don't know how any girl would ever have sex with you." I found out later I had gotten into a fight with her boyfriend prior to this which apparently prompted her to insult me like that. Nonetheless the combination of her being extremely attractive and incredibly rude to me turned me on and I am probably closing in on 200 times of beating off to this memory.
  8. ChasinTheLastOut ChasinTheLastOut is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:20am) in reply to keylight

    Keylight, your future is in whips and chains buddy.
  9. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:23am) in reply to ChasinTheLastOut

    Busting on Girls feet...or Vitamin Water...its the strangest thing...
  10. shanetrain22 shanetrain22 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:27am) in reply to astaggs

    WOW OP, THAT'S ONE STRANGE FUCKING TURN ON!!! OMG WOW SO STRANGE! JEEZ DUDE I'M JUST SO FUCKING BLOWN AWAY! THANKS FOR POSTING MAN!
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  11. Admiral Admiral is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:36am) in reply to shanetrain22

    Bozo references
  12. keylight keylight is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 7:43am) in reply to ChasinTheLastOut

    don't jinx it
  13. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 8:18am) in reply to shanetrain22

     
    Originally Posted by shanetrain22 View Post

    WOW OP, THAT'S ONE STRANGE FUCKING TURN ON!!! OMG WOW SO STRANGE! JEEZ DUDE I'M JUST SO FUCKING BLOWN AWAY! THANKS FOR POSTING MAN!

    The strange part is that his girlfriend is dead.
    This isn't obvious to everyone?
  14. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 8:39am) in reply to Hughes4

    i like when i stumble into the room at 3a.m. and shes asleep on her stomach but her one leg is bent and out to the side, so there is a clear view of the valley of gold and the brown starfish. Instant wood. Thats when we play the "am I too f'd up to atempt to bang her or should i just jerk off on her beautiful taco and go to sleep" game. I mean its there and looking at me....obviously she wasnts it teh cack. SO going for it happens about 80%. Now I get to act like I accidently stuck it in the wrong hole cause I was wasted, and she gets to act like she didn't like it there to begin with.
    Followed by the awkward silent breakfast with the slight glow about her as she goes about her day
     
  15. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Aug 20th, 2010 (8/20/2010 9:01am) in reply to shanetrain22

     
    Originally Posted by shanetrain22 View Post

    WOW OP, THAT'S ONE STRANGE FUCKING TURN ON!!! OMG WOW SO STRANGE! JEEZ DUDE I'M JUST SO FUCKING BLOWN AWAY! THANKS FOR POSTING MAN!


    No shit. About as normal as you could get. Might as well had said blow jobs.
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