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Strip club w/wife!!!

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  1. thisismyback thisismyback is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:42pm)

    So my buddy's girlfriend emails us today and says she is planning a surprise birthday for him next month. The surprise is that we, 4 couples, are taking him to a strip club where she is purchasing an extended time in the VIP section at the Pink Pony for all of us. He is the only one that isn't married so it feels like Christmas for the three married guys. Frankly I don't think I've anticipated one of my own birthdays this much.

    This is the first time I've ever gone to a stip club with my wife/girlfriend. I didn't think my wife would even be in to the idea but she was fired up. She did lay down the rules of no kissing and touching (other than lapdances).

    Has anyone else gone to a strip club with their wives or girlfriends? How was it? Any recommendations on how I should approach this?

    Thanks
  2. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:46pm) in reply to thisismyback

    lol nice story..but its funny, yesterday I almost made a post about your bottom line...

    "Has anyone else gone to a strip club with their wives or girlfriends? How was it? Any recommendations on how I should approach this?"

    So many people do this after telling a story...just tell a story and if people have similar experiences they will share them...No one gets pissed when they read a story and think "fuckin asshole didnt even ask if this has happened to me"...I see this in all sorts of posts..."yea I just lost KK to QQ on the river...anyone else ever lose KK to QQ on the river?"...sorry, little pet peeve of mine.
  3. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:47pm) in reply to thisismyback

    Depends on how freaky your girl is , My girl would want lap dances withthe chicks and let me get one and my chick got away with kissing the stripper and a lot of other shyt that i could not do do to club BUllshyt .. the bouncers/Clubs have a no touch rule ..::Shrug:: its all about what your girls is into ..

    EDIT - GET Pics Or GTFO .. And Post Pics of Said Wives and girlfriends or Double the GTFO
  4. GoPats12 GoPats12 is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:48pm) in reply to thisismyback

    My soon to be wife opinions went in this order

    -I dont like them
    -I'll go with you sometime
    -Next time I'd prefer not to go to you
    -Whatever
  5. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:49pm) in reply to Jokerluelz

    It's a job....let them do their job, they know what they are doing...they have wives/hubbies come in together all the time....they know how make it work, so both parties are happy.
  6. KCKyle KCKyle is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:50pm) in reply to GoPats12

    they act cool there and then jealousy ensues over the next few days, just COMPLIMENT her repeatedly during this week
  7. ShortyJacksn ShortyJacksn is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:53pm) in reply to KingPariah

    ^^ that's funny, cause I was thinking about that the other day too.

    Has anyone else thought about this recently?
  8. holmes304 holmes304 is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:54pm) in reply to MissBecky

    yes, yes they do!
  9. thisismyback thisismyback is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 4:57pm) in reply to KingPariah

    Thanks for the tip Off Topic police!
    Thread Starter
  10. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:03pm) in reply to thisismyback

    Buy your wife a lapdance.
  11. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:05pm) in reply to thisismyback

    "Thanks for the tip Off Topic police! "

    Anyone else ever thank the off topic police?
  12. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:16pm) in reply to j_farah

    ^^^that's the idea jfarah... absolutely buy her one too... not only will she be surprised that it is fun, the strippers usually love it, girls usually tip better and are less threatening - so they usually give a lot of extra effort

    i have gone to the strip club many times with bf's and with my hubby...

    my hubby has free reign to go anytime he wants... i could care less. i think it is silly when a wife puts her foot down and doesn't let her husband go - those bitches don't want your husband they just want his money... be more afraid of some sneaky ho he works with... and besides i know my hubby loves me and comes home to me... so go put some dollars in hot girls thongs, it's exciting!
     
  13. Fox Fox is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:42pm) in reply to thisismyback

    I have done it frequently. Jsut let your wife take the lead and be considerate of her in every instance. It's much like a threesome in that if you are careful and don't piss anyone off, even if it means you ahve a little less fun, you will probably get to do it again. Get selfish and this will be your one and only shot.
  14. tdk tdk is offline

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:46pm) in reply to Fox

    with ur gf do what u want. i wouldnt recommend doing it with ur wifey tho... that just sucks...
  15. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Sep 21st, 2007 (9/21/2007 5:49pm) in reply to Jokerluelz

    lol at no touching at a strip club... last time I went to rhino I was making out with the stripper and she told me to start playing with her pussy, then she whipped out my cock and went to town... then she gave me her number and said she loves poker players and asked if I would be her sugard daddy when she was in town working lolz... apparently she lives at the playboy mansion most of the time

    the rhino
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