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  1. stilwrkin8t7 stilwrkin8t7 is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 1:42pm)

    so basically the dudes that dont sit right up the stage tippin dolla bills are the dudes that dont rebuy in poker tournaments. the dudes makin it rain are the type of dudes that go all in everyhand till they build a huge stack, and end up donkin it in 2nd hour anyway.

    the waitresses are like the dealers dishin out drinks

    the bouncer is the meathead rock that plays the rebuy like its a freezeout

    the owner of the strip club is = the casino or the site

    the strippers are like the chips, u play with them but it may cost u. and u may lose them all/get herpes.

    went to two diff strip clubs past 2 nights and i was trashed and thinking about wierd things lol.......first one was great mardi gras in massachusetts, bitches can be fully naked and u can drink there and there is about 10 girls (most are 8+) on stage at all times on the weekend and they have 2+ stages.

    2nd place was a dump in tolland ct called electric blue, bitches doin cirque de solie moves when we walk in felt like a godam freak show with a black bitch in a wig that was obv some bald bitch she kept tryin to grab my buddies dick cuz he wouldnt put up dollars for her cuz she was obv bald but i gave her like 2 bucks cuz she had big tits and put her face near my dick and did some kind of backflip thing haha, skinny white bitches with no tits and tall as fuck. couple big spanish girls, big blondie bitch, couple hot ass spanish chicks was the only good part, also some freaky marilyn manson lookin hoe tellin me its gonna be invigorating at 2 am when she gets off work, she scared me i didnt ask what she woould be doin that would be so invigorating i assumed some kind of satin worship ritual felt like i was in godam house of the haunted or suttin! ok end of rant, btw anyone been to either of these places? was thinkin gold club in hartford ct but lotta ppl say its overpriced and not that great.
  2. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:02pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

    Night Trips

    Tulsa, OK

    best one thats not located in Vegas
  3. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:02pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

    G t F o
  4. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:05pm) in reply to s1nnr

    I went to a strip club in Boston Ma. and thought it was lame b/c girls would stand around and not do much and everyone would throw money at them.Lame. In Tulsa I had a good experience and where I live girls will do more too. Quite a waste of $20 for a dance.
  5. Pursuit Pursuit is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:10pm) in reply to eastontracks

    haha ive been to the mardi gras, im from around there...lol
  6. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:15pm) in reply to Pursuit

    A word of advice....

    Dont go to strip clubs depressed about your ex girlfriend after an all night coke binge wearing valour pants....
    -EV
  7. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:27pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    I love the smell of my shirt after I leave the club never want to wash it
  8. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:39pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

    Actually - the guys who sit at the front of the stage "making it rain" are like $3 rebuy players who think they know everything about the game.

    Meanwhile - the guys who hang back, who will talk the girls, get them back in VIP - and then get 2 of them to leave with you - those are the guys sitting at the $100/$200 NL cash games.

    And having lived in CT until I was 24 - I'd recommend the drive to Providence. CT clubs are lame - of course unless you think that dropping $50 in $1 bills is your idea of living large at the strip club.
     
  9. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 2:42pm) in reply to cmval

     
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    I love the smell of my shirt after I leave the club never want to wash it

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 3:06pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

    I havent been to a strip club for a while but here's my take on it. You're paying double what you would at any other bar for a drink and you are paying double because you want to see pussy (not a big secret). But Mr. GQ big shot won't sit at the rail (where you get to see best of what you are there for), he's gonna sit at a table away from the stage to impress the waitresses and strippers who really don't give a fuck because they know he's really just a perv in a suit. So Mr. GQ high roller sits at a bad seat, so he can peel off a couple hundred for table dances, trying to impress strippers that really dont give a shit and he walks away all pleased with himself. You spent $10 a drink and sat at the rail and got to see what you went there for. He spent $10 a drink, plus peeled off a couple hundred hoping to get a better sniff at what you got for free and he got to brag to his freinds about all the low lifes sitting on the rail. GG logic.
  11. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 3:18pm) in reply to cmval

    went there in 2003,got hooked up with some chic that did a spread for juggs magazine-you get the picture. got in a big fight and ended riding my bike in a big ass snow storm back to kansas.
  12. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 3:22pm) in reply to nastysmell

    LOL, damn.
  13. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:02pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

     
    Originally Posted by stilwrkin8t7 View Post

    satin worship ritual

    I worship cotton FWIW
  14. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 5:04pm) in reply to stilwrkin8t7

    Redtube.com > any strip club Ive ever been to
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