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  1. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:44pm)

    Our flight was due to leave today, but was cancelled thanks to that bitch, Irene. First flight out- FRIDAY! wtf?!?!? we don't have $$$ for this!!! us airways won't cover the stay because of natural disaster, and there is no stand by a the airport because they don't have enough planes come in on a daily basis normally.

    we have travel agency and family just trying to get us back in the states. wish us luck, we will be drunk by the pool. open for suggestions, but i think we exausted all of them. Oh, and until an hour ago, we didn't have a room here because other people are still coming in from around the world.

    nice place to get stuck, but fuck.
  2. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:49pm) in reply to LeftyC

    Hunker down!!
     
  3. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:57pm) in reply to wantagolf

    I can't detect whether or not this is a brag...

    Seriously tho, glgl. I really hope this works out for you.
  4. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 6:59pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Sounds terrible being stuck on the crappy beach instead of getting back to the wonderful north east.
  5. playwithfire05 playwithfire05 is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:03pm) in reply to tekiller

    First world problems.
  6. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:04pm) in reply to playwithfire05

    Make more babies
  7. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:24pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    sell clothing items, suitcases etc and live on beach until your flight?

    good luck guys!

    PS pics of your husband in his speedo for OT to enjoy, please?
  8. fcdunkin fcdunkin is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:33pm) in reply to BillMueller

    at least u aren't missing or dead
  9. dams dams is online now

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:37pm) in reply to fcdunkin

    arubabies ftw
  10. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:42pm) in reply to fcdunkin

     
    Originally Posted by fcdunkin View Post

    at least u aren't missing or dead


    I recently told someone that I think Aruba is safe as long as you are married and not with a group of your peers (as a female) or with some random guy that wants you dead already. Right?
  11. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 7:42pm) in reply to BillMueller

    find bodies
    profit
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:01pm) in reply to userid363

    Ge drunk and pass out on the beach every night.

    Whats the worst that could happen?
  13. michlad michlad is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:15pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Stuck in Aruba this weekend> Wedding this weekend vs last wkend tho
  14. railbot railbot is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:21pm) in reply to michlad

    smoke a bowl and act french order coffee and spend umpteeetnth hours on end just marinating at a table
  15. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:26pm) in reply to railbot

    show railbot your gash on skype and then let him post pics of wowswift
  16. railbot railbot is offline

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 8:28pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    o_0
    but im sayiiiiiing thoooooo
  17. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Aug 28th, 2011 (8/28/2011 9:33pm) in reply to railbot

    Buy a tent and camp out.
    Aruba craigslist
    Coachsurfing.com
    airport benches.
    beach lounge chairs.
    break in an abandoned home.

    befriend a cabbie and offer them $200 for week at their place. They know everyone.

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Ge drunk and pass out on the beach every night.

    Whats the worst that could happen?

    true story. I was on a lounge chair in Aruba at around 3am with chick grinding my dick through shorts and she is topless about to get it in. Just then a naked huge black dude like 6-6 walks by and stands there staring at us then takes outside shower in view of us. Well in view of me mostly.
    Security sees US on camera and comes. He mustve seen them coming and crept into lagoon watching us get heat from security and they never talked to him despite me pointing at the creep. We were told to leave and the moment was lost.

    Thats the worst that can happen. Cliffs: dont sleep or bang on Sonestas property, go to main beach strand instead.
  18. jetsjets1028 jetsjets1028 is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 5:37pm) in reply to skisteve

    Who the fuck flies US Air to Aruba???
  19. McBain74 McBain74 is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 5:54pm) in reply to jetsjets1028


    If you see this guy hanging around....run!
     
  20. Unforseen Unforseen is online now

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 6:02pm) in reply to McBain74

    hahaha Joran ruined Aruba
  21. Quartersack Quartersack is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 6:30pm) in reply to Unforseen

    no chaz, we're not sending you money.
  22. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 6:41pm) in reply to Quartersack

    Take out a life insurace policy duhhhh. Don't make babies yet, stick it in the butt what whattt?
    Edited By: AnonymousX Aug 29th, 2011 at 06:42 PM
  23. STANGAA STANGAA is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 6:43pm) in reply to AnonymousX

    start hooking?/resume hooking?
    Edited By: STANGAA Aug 29th, 2011 at 06:43 PM
  24. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 7:33pm) in reply to STANGAA

    we at least got upgraded to the royal club tonight.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! if you are going to be stuck somewhere, get stuck in style...

    looking like out 5 day vacation is going to be a 14 day vacation... I think my liver is gone, but fuck it... when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail
  25. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 7:38pm) in reply to s1nnr

    sounds awesome actually... and a good story to tell in 10 years when u rich fat and have rugrats.
  26. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 9:13pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    Is ur job understanding of the situation, Ry?
  27. ccm ccm is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 9:24pm) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    we at least got upgraded to the royal club tonight.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! if you are going to be stuck somewhere, get stuck in style...

    looking like out 5 day vacation is going to be a 14 day vacation... I think my liver is gone, but fuck it... when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

    I think it goes... When life gives you lemons, get aids. or something like that
  28. sirjwab sirjwab is offline

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    Aug 29th, 2011 (8/29/2011 9:56pm) in reply to ccm

    When life gives you lemons paint that shit gold!
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