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  1. Ilove2joff Ilove2joff is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 11:29am)

    i got one the other night that really pissed me off/ made me looooooool at the same time

    "you are not illiterate"

    back in the day i got one that said "help im stuck inside of a shell"

    anyone else top these?
  2. dhubermex dhubermex is offline Senior Writer

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 11:40am) in reply to Ilove2joff

    An old trick you can do (so Fortune Cookies make more sense) is to add the phrase "...in bed" to whatever is written. See how logical every passage becomes?
     
  3. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is online now

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 1:06pm) in reply to Ilove2joff

    lol, those are good, Joff.

    I have one that says this:

    "A carrot a day, may keep cancer away"

    Where the hell did they get this saying?
  4. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 1:33pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    i got one a few years back that said 'you like chinese food'

    those things are so damn accurate
  5. Philly Bones Philly Bones is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 1:38pm) in reply to Ilove2joff

    The worst one I ever had said, "Every man has his enemies." Thanks for the tip.
  6. Ilove2joff Ilove2joff is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 2:14pm) in reply to Philly Bones

    loooool@ "you like chinese food"
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  7. UrCshMyPockt UrCshMyPockt is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 2:54pm) in reply to dhubermex

    Everyone is better than you.... in bed.
  8. agriffrod agriffrod is offline 2010 WSOP #3 FT

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 3:04pm) in reply to Ilove2joff

    i had one that said "Maybe you can live on the moon someday"

    wtf
     
  9. Octan3_ipwnsippin Octan3_ipwnsippin is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 3:31pm) in reply to agriffrod

    "mountians are unclimbable"

    no joke...
  10. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Apr 28th, 2006 (4/28/2006 3:53pm) in reply to Ilove2joff

    I have three Fortune cookies left from last week. Going to open them and see what they are.

    1. Thorough preparation makes its own luck.

    2. You are soon going to change your present line of work.

    3.Turbulence is a life force. it is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.

    Hmm as I live and work with my SO, these three together are a bit discerning.
  11. BUCKINATOR BUCKINATOR is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2006 (4/29/2006 4:17am) in reply to amymarie1967

    http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...tunecookie.jpg
  12. PokerPro11 PokerPro11 is offline

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    Apr 29th, 2006 (4/29/2006 11:20am) in reply to Ilove2joff

    I got one the was gender specific one time.

    Something like:

    "Your wife will bring you lots of joy."
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