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Stupid Husband

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  1. edbite edbite is offline

    Harrison, NJ
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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 8:37am)

    <SPAN>Stupid Husband:</SPAN>
    He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
    She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER >BE THERE."
    The next morning, Mark got up really early.
    When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.
    She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
    Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.
  2. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 8:42am) in reply to edbite

    LOL
  3. ShortStack3 ShortStack3 is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 8:47am) in reply to edbite

    Fat, crabby bitches are -EV
  4. StnColdKillr StnColdKillr is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 9:12am) in reply to edbite

    i lawl'd
  5. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 9:31am) in reply to edbite

    lol sick
  6. hostile hostile is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 10:49am) in reply to Cortz

    choice
  7. yogiblair yogiblair is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 10:50am) in reply to edbite

    One of the best !!!

    LMFAO
  8. Wretchy Wretchy is offline whatslogic

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    Jan 25th, 2007 (1/25/2007 11:05am) in reply to yogiblair

    well done
     
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