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See Where You Rank in Washington

  1. I might add more later, these always make me laugh. Add your own.

    This is probably the best one, but I couldn't find the video for it:

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  2. dolphin??
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  3. lol gotta love dumb people om game shows. ATleast they good for something
  4. There was a guy on Millionaire that had to ask the audience on what the surface you putt on in the game of golf is called (the choices being green, rough, fairway, sand trap)
     
  5. the elephant one is fake dude, no one is that stupid.

    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/elephant-...question.shtml
  6. Has someone actually found a video of lady saying a elephant is bigger?
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  8. I'm 98% sure I saw that elephant one live. could be wrong
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  11. Science, that Family Feud one is hilarious.
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    Originally Posted by pieler31 View Post

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA. I love the confidence of 'em. looooool
     
  13. That Price is Right girl is so dumb.. watching that is just painful I wanna punch her in the throat.
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  15. <TABLE id=table4 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Dumb Family Feud Answers
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    <SPAN>Here are actual responses given by contestants on the game show Family Feud<SPAN> (or the British version Family Fortunes)</SPAN>.</SPAN> I admit, it may be mean to call some of these answers &quot;dumb&quot;, so if you'd like, you can call them &quot;erroneous&quot; or &quot;funny&quot; if you prefer.
    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=7 border=0><COLGROUP> <COL> <COL></COLGROUP> <TBODY><TR><TD>Name something in a bird cage</TD><TD>Hamster</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you'd find in an operating room</TD><TD>Operator</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that comes with a summer storm</TD><TD>Snow</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you'd yell at if it stopped working</TD><TD>Spouse</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something worn only by children</TD><TD>Clothes</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony</TD><TD>Horse</TD></TR><TR><TD>An animal with three letters in its name</TD><TD>Frog</TD></TR><TR><TD>An animal with three letters in its name</TD><TD>Alligator</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you feel before you buy it</TD><TD>Excited</TD></TR><TR><TD>The price of a dozen roses</TD><TD>$1.75
    </TD></TR><TR><TD>An article of clothing that children always lose</TD><TD>Pants</TD></TR><TR><TD>An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast</TD><TD>Hamster</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you might accidentally leave on all night</TD><TD>Shoes</TD></TR><TR><TD>One of the three bears</TD><TD>Yogi</TD></TR><TR><TD>A holiday named after a person</TD><TD>January</TD></TR><TR><TD>A holiday named after a person</TD><TD>Easter</TD></TR><TR><TD>One of Santa's reindeer</TD><TD>Nixon</TD></TR><TR><TD>One of Santa's reindeer</TD><TD>Adolf</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something Russia is famous for</TD><TD>Russians</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that comes in pairs</TD><TD>Bananas</TD></TR><TR><TD>A time when people wake up</TD><TD>Morning</TD></TR><TR><TD>A time when people go to bed</TD><TD>Night</TD></TR><TR><TD>A state with good skiing</TD><TD>Florida</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family</TD><TD>Jeans</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family</TD><TD>Games</TD></TR><TR><TD>A city in the state of Georgia</TD><TD>Alabama</TD></TR><TR><TD>A pie that does not contain fruit</TD><TD>Lemon Meringue</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that kills a lively party</TD><TD>Guns</TD></TR><TR><TD>A brand of gasoline</TD><TD>Regular</TD></TR><TR><TD>A brand of gasoline</TD><TD>Ethyl</TD></TR><TR><TD>A job around the house that has to be done every fall</TD><TD>Spring Cleaning</TD></TR><TR><TD>A man's name beginning with the letter K</TD><TD>Kentucky Fried Chicken</TD></TR><TR><TD>The month where a pregnant woman begins to show</TD><TD>September</TD></TR><TR><TD>A food that's red on the inside</TD><TD>Kiwi</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something people do clothed that others don't</TD><TD>Ride a motorcycle</TD></TR><TR><TD>The heaviest item in your house</TD><TD>600 pounds</TD></TR><TR><TD>The heaviest item in your house</TD><TD>Husband</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you put in tea</TD><TD>Tea bag</TD></TR><TR><TD>A holiday where stores are always busy</TD><TD>Monday</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something made of leather that a cowboy uses</TD><TD>Purse</TD></TR><TR><TD>The first thing you take off after work</TD><TD>Underwear</TD></TR><TR><TD>A weather term that can also describe your wife</TD><TD>Wet</TD></TR><TR><TD>A day of the year when you want to be with friends</TD><TD>December</TD></TR><TR><TD>A department in a supermarket</TD><TD>Lingerie</TD></TR><TR><TD>The most lovable breed of dog</TD><TD>Kitten</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something women borrow from each other</TD><TD>Husbands</TD></TR><TR><TD>An invention that has replaced stairs</TD><TD>Wheel</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you often misplace in your car</TD><TD>Steering wheel</TD></TR><TR><TD>A famous “Arnold”</TD><TD>Arnold &amp; Willis</TD></TR><TR><TD>A reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day</TD><TD>It's raining</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something associated with the show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire</TD><TD>Bob Barker</TD></TR><TR><TD>A yellow fruit</TD><TD>Orange</TD></TR><TR><TD>A kind of attraction you see in almost every parade</TD><TD>Merry-go-round</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you stroke</TD><TD>A match</TD></TR><TR><TD>A tradition associated with Christmas</TD><TD>Hanukkah</TD></TR><TR><TD>A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife</TD><TD>Thanksgiving</TD></TR><TR><TD>A food people give as a gift</TD><TD>Lasagna</TD></TR><TR><TD>A vegetable you marinate</TD><TD>Grapes</TD></TR><TR><TD>The one thing that the people living near you have that you want</TD><TD>A beautiful wife</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home</TD><TD>An infant</TD></TR><TR><TD>Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own</TD><TD>Car</TD></TR><TR><TD>A food with an edible skin</TD><TD>Banana</TD></TR><TR><TD>A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands</TD><TD>Halter tops</TD></TR><TR><TD>A street name that is common to cities all over the US</TD><TD>Hollywood Boulevard</TD></TR><TR><TD>A kind of bear</TD><TD>Papa Bear</TD></TR><TR><TD>A real person who made a living scaring people</TD><TD>Red Skelton</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave</TD><TD>Goes to bed</TD></TR><TR><TD>An animal with really good sight</TD><TD>Bat</TD></TR><TR><TD>A state beginning with the letter M</TD><TD>Mexico</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something an Indian chief might use</TD><TD>Squaw</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that floats in the bathtub</TD><TD>Water</TD></TR><TR><TD>A word beginning with “Egg”</TD><TD>Excellent</TD></TR><TR><TD>A city named after a president</TD><TD>Carson City</TD></TR><TR><TD>A sport in which two people compete against each other</TD><TD>Checkers</TD></TR><TR><TD>An occupation in which you disguise your appearance</TD><TD>Doctor</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that flies that doesn't have an engine</TD><TD>Dishes</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something that flies that doesn't have an engine</TD><TD>A bicycle with wings</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something a blind person might use</TD><TD>Sword</TD></TR><TR><TD>A song with “moon” in the title</TD><TD>Blue Suede Moon</TD></TR><TR><TD>An occupation where you need a flashlight</TD><TD>Burglar</TD></TR><TR><TD>A famous brother and sister</TD><TD>Bonnie &amp; Clyde</TD></TR><TR><TD>An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers</TD><TD>A horse</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you wear on the beach</TD><TD>A lawnchair</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something red</TD><TD>My cardigan</TD></TR><TR><TD>A number you have to memorize</TD><TD>Seven</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you do before going to bed</TD><TD>Sleep</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something of yours you hit when it's not working properly</TD><TD>Your spouse</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you put on walls</TD><TD>Roofs</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something in the garden that's green</TD><TD>Shed</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something in the garden that's green</TD><TD>Scarecrow</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you might be allergic to</TD><TD>Skiing</TD></TR><TR><TD>A famous bridge</TD><TD>The bridge over troubled waters</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something a cat does</TD><TD>Goes to the toilet</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you do in the bathroom</TD><TD>Decorate</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something associated with the police</TD><TD>Pigs</TD></TR><TR><TD>A sign of the zodiac</TD><TD>April</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something slippery</TD><TD>A conman</TD></TR><TR><TD>A kind of ache</TD><TD>Fillet 'O' Fish</TD></TR><TR><TD>A kind of ache</TD><TD>Pancake</TD></TR><TR><TD>A jacket potato topping</TD><TD>Jam</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something with a hole in it</TD><TD>Window</TD></TR><TR><TD>A food that comes in instant form</TD><TD>Asparagus</TD></TR><TR><TD>A non-living object which has feet</TD><TD>Plant</TD></TR><TR><TD>A domestic animal</TD><TD>Leopard</TD></TR><TR><TD>A part of the body beginning with the letter N</TD><TD>Knee</TD></TR><TR><TD>A part of the body beginning with the letter N</TD><TD>Name</TD></TR><TR><TD>A way of cooking fish</TD><TD>Cod</TD></TR><TR><TD>Something you open other than a door</TD><TD>Bowels</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  16. lol... I liked this one:
    &quot;A weather term that can also describe your wife: Wet&quot;
  17. That's the first time I've seen that South Park clip and I have tears in my eyes.

    That girl winning on 10 chances was epic, I remember watching it when it happened. Bob would have bet the house that girl wasn't going to win. That contestant was really annoying, but in fairness, very few people know what they're doing on that game.

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