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Stupidest reason for an argument between you and S.O.

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  1. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 8:19am)

    Mine was with an ex from high school. She got mad at me for saying "I love u too" in texts and AIMs. She said it wasn't sincere unless I spelt out "you". I obv said it didn't mean anything, except that u is shorter than you but Welp.

    What's Ur stupidest reason for an argument with your significant other?
     
  2. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 8:57am) in reply to Deoxyribo

     
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post


    What's Ur stupidest reason for an argument with your significant other?

    if you really were interested in my answer you would have typed "you're" rather than "ur", obviously you're just breezing through the motions here
  3. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 9:00am) in reply to sacaniga

    most stupid*
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 9:24am) in reply to sacaniga

     
    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    if you really were interested in my answer you would have typed "you're" rather than "ur", obviously you're just breezing through the motions here


    Seriously? Then you use it correctly at the end of the sentence!
  5. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 9:25am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    my current gf and i used to fight over the exact same thing at the beginning of our relationship a long time ago, was really sad lol

    glad i wasn't the only one i guess
  6. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 9:25am) in reply to Hallettcopta

    Highlights from this week:
    1. Who let the cat out? You mother fuckers know shes in heat and there is a line of horny male cats waiting out front to run a train on her. After no one admits to it, it is decided the cat magically warps thru the door cause shes a magic horny slut cat.

    2. Ring ring ring; Hi honey, I was just going to leave a message cause i know u cant talk at work. "Oh, nbd Im home already." wait, what? What time did you get out?" "Ohhh like noon, I went shopping". "Oh really,,, with what? cause you've left early every day for 2 weeks and I told you you cant keep doing that since you spend more than you make. I guess I should be happy you're high maintenance living means shopping for extravagant clothes at walmart and dining out at Dennys instead of one of those other chicks. Well, since your home early, can I get a bj?" "No Im tired" "FUCK!"

    3. You didnt kiss me goodnight lastnight...u obv dont even love me...
    Well maybe if you stayed in work for 40 hours for once and brought me home a real paycheck I might throw it tb you

    4. Why you wearing my shirt? Ummm...its my shirt. bullshit. I just bought it. Let me guess, walmart? YES! Dude, this is my shirt, its older than both of our kids. I got it before walmart existed, gtfo my shirt. Check the tag asshole, mine says WOMENS medium. So what Im wearing your shirt big fucking deal. Go put one of my socks on or something.

    That was just today. It gets worse
    Edited By: Mr. Blonde Apr 12th, 2011 at 09:28 AM
     
  7. dodgingjets dodgingjets is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 9:33am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Let me answer the question with a question. Toilet paper, should it unspool over or under?

    This for reals got heated, she would not shut up about it.
  8. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 10:04am) in reply to dodgingjets

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 11:23am) in reply to ScottBrewr99

     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".

    Yeah that's a downside, but it's that same insecurity that makes it easy to get teh buttsecks.
  10. N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline herp derp derp

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 11:28am) in reply to dodgingjets

     
    Originally Posted by dodgingjets View Post

    Let me answer the question with a question. Toilet paper, should it unspool over or under?

    This for reals got heated, she would not shut up about it.

    Clearly over is correct.

     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".

    Oh god that would drive me nuts if that happened every time.
     
  11. aceshigh007 aceshigh007 is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 12:09pm) in reply to Deoxyribo

     
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    What's Ur stupidest reason for an argument with your significant other?

    Entered the wrong hole on purpose.

    The agony she said.

    While her mom watched.
  12. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 12:14pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99

     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".

    thats actually a selling point for leftyc when we are picking a movie...
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 12:48pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    ahaha tough life.. when scene like that happen in movies it just turn my gf on
     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".

  14. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 12:48pm) in reply to FistFights

    i peed the bed and blamed it on her
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 12:57pm) in reply to FistFights

    She got mad bc of my Priapism. I was like bitch, this is my life, deal with it. My Priapism was throbbing so hard the other night too, and she wouldn't shut up about how it kept poking her. I said to her, I live by two rules:

    Always flaunt your extremedy
    And always, always have your fly unzipped.

    She just doesn't get it, Priapism is a way of life. If it wern't for Priapism I'd either be dead, or being buttfucked by a gorilla and neither of those options are on my to do list. She spazzed out, sounded kind of like this darrrrrhuaaaaarrrharrrrrrharrrhuuuuuuhhharrr never heard a woman sound like that before unless I stuck it up in her buttsnatch. Anyhoot damn scallywags up in here bein sissy's and not whats.
    Edited By: sXeffects Apr 12th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 2:43pm) in reply to sXeffects

    my gf occasionally gets mad that ive played poker almost every sunday for the last 2 years which is problematic because she only has weekends off.

    sup with that?
     
  17. poker4tuition poker4tuition is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 3:18pm) in reply to Goldenad

    My current gf and I broke up for a brief period. The fight b4 this was due to me playfully stealing and hiding the hair tie she had around her wrist. It got way blown out of proportion and we broke up a few days later for about a month.

    We got back together and have been without incident for 3 years.
  18. mattg1983 mattg1983 is offline buying action

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 3:18pm) in reply to Goldenad

     
    Originally Posted by Goldenad View Post

    my gf occasionally gets mad that ive played poker almost every sunday for the last 2 years which is problematic because she only has weekends off.

    sup with that?

    This is my biggest issue. It does suck but what can i do about it?
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  19. wonglondo wonglondo is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 3:24pm) in reply to mattg1983

    Been together with my wife for 6 years, I honestly can't remember when our last argument was even though I constantly give her shit and make fun of her.

    /brag
    Edited By: wonglondo Apr 12th, 2011 at 03:27 PM
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 3:27pm) in reply to FistFights

     
    Originally Posted by FistFights View Post

    ahaha tough life.. when scene like that happen in movies it just turn my gf on


    Yea nudity in a movie generally turns into pause movie to bang
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  21. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 4:11pm) in reply to mattg1983

    She argued with me about posting her picture and posting about her without her permission. Then she broke up with me. Cool story bro.
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 4:16pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    She argued with me about posting her picture and posting about her without her permission. Then she broke up with me. Cool story bro.

    bda baet bor
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:05pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    She argued with me about posting her picture and posting about her without her permission. Then she broke up with me. Cool story bro.

    Oh shit, really? This sounds like it sucked. My wife gives me shit for posting about her too, but accepts it (she likes the D, obv.)

    Tell me more about this story. How long were you guys dating? How long had you known each other?
    Edited By: AbnormalQ Apr 12th, 2011 at 05:06 PM
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:19pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

    On NYE my GF made a comment about the New Year kiss tradition at midnight in front of me and my friends. I joked back "you're being a bit presumptive if you think you're getting a kiss tonight".

    Fight begins (ends at midnight but she was actually pissed at me. Pretty lame.).
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:30pm) in reply to p00pymcp00perton

    My wife usually loses it when she is talking at the same time i'm on line - apparently i don't hear a word she says. How ridiculous.
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:30pm) in reply to p00pymcp00perton

    i have one questions....


    why do both of you wear the same size shirt?? ew
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:38pm) in reply to kbake14

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:38pm) in reply to wonglondo

     
    Originally Posted by wonglondo View Post

    Been together with my wife for 6 years, I honestly can't remember when our last argument was even though I constantly give her shit and make fun of her.

    /brag

    this. celebrating our first anniversary on Thursday...ez game obv.
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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 5:45pm) in reply to aceshigh007

     
    Originally Posted by Goldenad View Post

    my gf occasionally gets mad that ive played poker almost every sunday for the last 2 years which is problematic because she only has weekends off.

    sup with that?

    this

     
    Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99 View Post

    cant watch a movie with any female nudity without getting the "thats why you wanted to watch this". If its a movie she picked, its "thats why you agreed to watch this, you knew she got naked".

    this

     
    Originally Posted by aceshigh007 View Post

    Entered the wrong hole on purpose.

    While her mom watched.

    what? her mom watches?
  30. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Apr 12th, 2011 (4/12/2011 6:08pm) in reply to makesmes1ck

    Visiting ex gf at one of her first days of work in the mall...

    Same girl asked me one time before a hawks game if her boots were whorish, I laughed and said kind off, madness ensued.

    gf's = overrated.
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