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Jaybone2315
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So ive been tryin to bang this chick. Keep in mind, i havent yet and have only chilled with her like twice, talked to her on the phone for a total of about 5 mins, and have randomly texted each other.
Anyway, she was texting me today and ask if I could give her a ride somewhere today when I got done work (yes, brag about having a job and a car).
Turns out its like an hour and 15 minutes away... so basically 2.5 hrs round trip for my ass. I obv laugh at her and tell her no. She then proceeds to bascially beg for about 20 minutes.
No way I was budging.
After finally saying, "well i suggest you keep asking around," like 2 mins later she says, "asshole. I got called into work anyway, your lucky."
To me, this is an obv attempt to find out if im a pussy and will just do whatever she asks... Right? She even asks if I would have taken her if she didnt have to work... in which i still said no and she responds, "wtf, wrong answer."
So did I win the game or lose it? I have no idea. -
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Joined: Oct 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:20pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
Not caring is always the correct play when trying to obtain short term pussy.
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you-1 her-0 wpwp
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Joined: Jan 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:21pm) in reply to Futon
my guess is a push, shes prolly a skank and it didnt matter either way. GJ saving 2.5 hours.
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Joined: May 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:22pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
Just say thanks back.
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dolphin13
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umm. pretty sure standard play is to say, well what do I get for driving you around for 2.5 hours.
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Joined: Jul 08Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:25pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
Shes blowing someone with a nicer car tonight.
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Jaybone2315
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Joined: Jul 06Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:25pm) in reply to dolphin13
I was gonna say something like that... but even road head didnt seem worth it. Cause if she was willing to give me road head... she is willing to give me non-road head. Which means i still save a 2.5 hr trip.
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Joined: Jul 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 3:25pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
You win, she'll want it, because girls are stupid and like being treated that way. EZ game.
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Jaybone2315
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obv my goal. Lets just hope she doesnt fall in love at some point...Originally Posted by Bob Futon
Not caring is always the correct play when trying to obtain short term pussy.
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Joined: May 06Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 4:25pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
EZ- tell her you want headzilla the ride there, everyone wins. bonus if you get her dirty undies to wear on your face like a fighterpilot and spank it to on the ride home.
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Joined: Jan 09Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 4:41pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
WP!Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I was gonna say something like that... but even road head didnt seem worth it. Cause if she was willing to give me road head... she is willing to give me non-road head. Which means i still save a 2.5 hr trip.
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Joined: Jul 05Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 4:45pm) in reply to kalangis612
I would have said I have a rule of driving that far only for chicks Ive seen naked beforehand
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Joined: Oct 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 4:49pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
Jay your going to drive her an hour away to her ex boyfriends house.....
(think rookie, think...)
just show her what your working with and put her in the backseat..
backseat jaybone imo -
lol fighterpilot
Originally Posted by ennzo
EZ- tell her you want headzilla the ride there, everyone wins. bonus if you get her dirty undies to wear on your face like a fighterpilot and spank it to on the ride home.
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This OBV..... Once you let them start using you it will be never ending, she will also be asking for gas money for the late night booty call.
Originally Posted by kalangis612
yea you won for sure if you give her that ride she will be using you forever. Now you get to find out if shes actually interested in you or just wanted a new chauffeur. -
Jaybone2315
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I think she actually offered gas money (i guess to see if I was a cheap bastard), but you guys make good points.
Im starting to think she picked the furtherest destination possible (jersey shore) just so that if I took her, she would think I would give her a ride to anywhere closer.
god im smart. this is def a win imo. -
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I think the best answer to her request would be to just laugh uncontrolably.
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^^^^Originally Posted by the_schmenx
I think the best answer to her request would be to just laugh uncontrolably.
It isn't even worth justifying her request with a legit answer. Just laugh in that bishes face. -
Jaybone2315
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my exact response was, "thats like a 3hr round trip. im not doin that shit, lol"
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andressoprano
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Obv we come from different backgrounds and have different values, but when I was young it would've been unthinkable not to give the young lady her ride, and the pussy thing to do was to say no to her
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is this the 17 year old? does she need a ride cause she doesn't have her license?
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Joined: Jul 08Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 6:07pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
Jay, its okay I woulda let you sit in the driveway and wait......( I live in Seaside Heights)Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I think she actually offered gas money (i guess to see if I was a cheap bastard), but you guys make good points.
Im starting to think she picked the furtherest destination possible (jersey shore) just so that if I took her, she would think I would give her a ride to anywhere closer.
god im smart. this is def a win imo. -
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Joined: Feb 07Jul 15th, 2009 (7/15/2009 7:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
You should only consider driving that far if the girl is a 9+
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Originally Posted by heavyj80
we get it you have a job and sometimes wet yourself...
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