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  1. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:44am)

    Having a "would you rather" discussion at work. Here's the options: a 12" cucumber up the ass ... Or a hit from
    Ndomukong Suh. Poll mods?
  2. XNASTYNATEX XNASTYNATEX is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:45am) in reply to famous5ives

    Do you work at a bathhouse?
  3. quietwinner quietwinner is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:48am) in reply to XNASTYNATEX

    lol wtf? bring on suh ya bitch
     
  4. smcrawford2 smcrawford2 is offline The Decision Tree

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:49am) in reply to quietwinner

    shit, idk if war would even take the cucumber route.
     
  5. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:53am) in reply to smcrawford2

    do we need a not quite-not quite threadworthy?
  6. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 9:01am) in reply to Ozzie

    Both at the same time.
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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 9:23am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    Does the cucumber have those little prickly things?
  8. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 9:26am) in reply to dams

    Ron Paul
  9. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 9:41am) in reply to Hughes4

    LOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDD NOISESSSSSSSSSS
      
  10. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 10:32am) in reply to famous5ives

    Would opt for the hit. Can at least tell friends that I was hit by a famous thug, not sure you can brag about the cucumber. I guess a lawsuit depending on circumstances is possible under either scenario.
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  11. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:09pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    Are we talking about the entire cucumber or just the tip.
     
  12. TINNAL TINNAL is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:13pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    what a terrible "would you rather"
  13. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:24pm) in reply to TINNAL

    How is this even a would you rather?
     
  14. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:39pm) in reply to mdshack14

    can we only do the cucumber once?
     
  15. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:47pm) in reply to clemsonrich

    Can I go ass-to-mouth on the cucumber? Cucumbers are delicious!
  16. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 1:49pm) in reply to El Burro

    That would be one shitty salad.
  17. cmval cmval is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 4:18pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    LOL
  18. (oIo) (oIo) is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 4:20pm) in reply to cmval

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjx...e_gdata_player
  19. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 4:27pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Can I go ass-to-mouth on the cucumber? Cucumbers are delicious!

    just lol'd in class at this one...wp
  20. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 7:55pm) in reply to (oIo)

     
    Originally Posted by (oIo) View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjx...e_gdata_player

    LOL - embedding this.

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  21. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:00pm) in reply to (oIo)

     
    Originally Posted by (oIo) View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjx...e_gdata_player

    lol that's great.
  22. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:02pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Are we talking length or diameter?
  23. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2011 (12/8/2011 8:39pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    91% of homophobes measured an arousal response in their penis while reading this thread title.
    Edited By: AmSlim22 Dec 8th, 2011 at 08:42 PM
     
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