Similar to "The Bucket List" (accept in a sadder, more pathetic way)

if i was ever gonna commit suicide, my game plan would be to max out my echeck, and max out my instadebit.

i would take both amounts to the cash PLO/NL tables and just give it a good shot, if i lose it all i would be in no diff shape since im about to call life quits, but if i won a sick amount, i would then just go borrow money to cover the echeck/debit, and take the newfound glory money and go to vegas.

Or sell everything i own, scrape up all the money i can *without borrowing from loved ones* and again take a shot at something.

again this doesn't have to be poker related, this is life in general, something you always wanted to do, basically make a list and just go fucking do them(obviously dont do anything to HURT any PPL) .

I think ppl who just openly commit suicide are idiots for not doing something radical before they off themselves, like basically, just do something super wild, possibly illegal , just killing yourself in your fuking bedroom, for your friend/mom/spouse to find you is so weak ass.

*obviously i think all suicide is horrible and to get to that point is even worse, im only stating that if i was positive i was gonna commit suicide, i would do something crazy and life altering before i do it, cause maybe doing that one insane thing, you would never do might be the option that actually changes your life, and gives you a reason to not commit suicide.

Again what would you HONESTLY do if you were about to call life quits, and this thing(s) you are going to do should possibly be something that you find might give you reasons to live.

if i was ever gonna commit suicide the first thing i'd do is kill you for posting this garbage, then i'd probably change my mind about the whole suicide thing and live a long and happy life . who the fuck thinks of these things?

 

Originally Posted by freeworld777

if i was ever gonna commit suicide the first thing i'd do is kill you for posting this garbage, then i'd probably change my mind about the whole suicide thing and live a long and happy life . who the fuck thinks of these things?

precisely

 

Originally Posted by apc8923

 

Originally Posted by freeworld777

if i was ever gonna commit suicide the first thing i'd do is kill you for posting this garbage, then i'd probably change my mind about the whole suicide thing and live a long and happy life . who the fuck thinks of these things?

precisely

Be more judgmental, clowns.

any answer that does not include hookers and 8 oz of blow is wrong, plus if your heart explodes i think you still get life insurance

I'd rob a bank.

Try and get to vegas.

Find Waco.

Hookers and blow.

Find LadyLuck.

Put it in her ass.

Drive to Underdog.

Kick him in the balls.

Then drive off the Grand Canyon.

I'd take Chaz out with me and die an OT Legend.
That, or eat a ton of candy with the wrappers still on. Then invite a ton of people over to hit a special pinata (me) and right before I get beaten I'd swallow a bomb that would go off a minute from when I swallowed it and then just laugh knowing that I turned myself into a real-life pinata and likely ruined the lives of everyone that was there that day.

On the plus side, they'd still get candy though.

 

Originally Posted by Willywoo

I would remove the filter from between my brain and my mouth so I would say whatever pops into my head no matter how outrageous without regard to whether it is appropriate, useful or not. Kind of like how bfactor posts in OT.

I don't think you understand suicide or echecks very well.

 

Originally Posted by Sangwich

 

Originally Posted by apc8923

 

Originally Posted by freeworld777

if i was ever gonna commit suicide the first thing i'd do is kill you for posting this garbage, then i'd probably change my mind about the whole suicide thing and live a long and happy life . who the fuck thinks of these things?

precisely

Be more judgmental, clowns.

omg, some ppl are such bitches, i knew a few children would take this whole thing to seriously, i never once said commit suicide or anything, i obviously made this as more of a "what would you do , if you could do one thing you always wanted, and know that tommorow you wont be alive " type thing....its just that it woulda came out , with ppl being like "what , why would i die? or what you talking about"

ONCE AGAIN , FOR ALL THE LITTLE BABIES, COVER YOUR EYES, im just doing a hypothetical question, and jesus, dont take so serious, " who the fuck thinks of these things?" with all the scary random, retarded, wierd shit in the world, you think this is so crazy to think of?......cover your ears and eyes little baby, and go live your happy marshmellow, dancing on clouds, eating oreos life.

I would take all my money and hit the Blackjack table and play one hand. If I lose, I will committ suicide. If I win then party time.

I already know how this would play out. I would be dealt a 20, the dealer would hit a 6 card 21. GG life.

 

Originally Posted by Justman

I would take all my money and hit the Blackjack table and play one hand. If I lose, I will committ suicide. If I win then party time.

I already know how this would play out. I would be dealt a 20, the dealer would hit a 6 card 21. GG life.

LOL, on the 5th card, dealer needs a 4....BINK! ....."arg" *sound of bullet going off

this reminds me of that guy i seen on conan once, he basically sold everything he owns, and used all that money along with all assets to get a lump sum of $100k, he then goes to vegas and places it all on Black FTW, hits it and basically has a rad story for life.

If he were to lose, he had already had an agreement from friends/family ect that they would help him back on his feet, ect ect.

 

Originally Posted by westflatwolf

LOL, on the 5th card, dealer needs a 4....BINK! ....."arg" *sound of bullet going off

this reminds me of that guy i seen on conan once, he basically sold everything he owns, and used all that money along with all assets to get a lump sum of $100k, he then goes to vegas and places it all on Black FTW, hits it and basically has a rad story for life.

If he were to lose, he had already had an agreement from friends/family ect that they would help him back on his feet, ect ect.

that is one of the dumbest things ive ever heard in my life.

usually a person commits suicide cause they are so depressed with their lives they have nothing else to live for. if you were to think of a "suicide list' then that would give you something to live for. so really, this is kinda just like a bucket list except you could be your own killer.

and i would go sky diving, eat a ton of shit maybe a 72 oz steak or something, and then do some other cool shit, write a book about it, and then for my last chapter describe my death, which would be to drive across country, take a plane to some tropical island and then jump off a cliff into some water but drown.