-
MissBecky
if you're nasty
Posts: 16,866
Joined: Jun 07May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 9:17pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd
knows his shit.Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
in my experience, you can tell a lot from how a woman keeps her nails. it's the small stuff.
-
Posts: 2,911
Joined: Jun 05May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 9:56pm) in reply to Mr Galt
This is the only episode Ive seen, so sick and twisted. I loved it.Originally Posted by Mr Galt
the DENNIS system - wp jay
-
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 10:14pm) in reply to I Fold
Yea I know what you mean, but I just assumed her nails are like that cause shes a little tomboyish. If she didnt play sports and shit like that, then I might be concerned.Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
in my experience, you can tell a lot from how a woman keeps her nails. it's the small stuff.
All I know is that this DENNIS thing is from Always Sunny, but ive never seen the episode or know what it means. Guess I should look it up.Originally Posted by I Fold
This is the only episode Ive seen, so sick and twisted. I loved it.
-
Posts: 2,911
Joined: Jun 05May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 10:18pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
<LI sizset="130" sizcache08245463619633371="139">The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is revealed to be an acronym:
- Demonstrate value
- Engage physically
- Nurture dependence
- Neglect emotionally
- Inspire hope
- Separate entirely
-
Mr Galt
sister-in-law's a ho
Posts: 10,054
Joined: Nov 07May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 10:22pm) in reply to I Fold
-
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 10:32pm) in reply to Mr Galt
lol, that was outstanding.
I think what Im doing, is more of a DENS system, but close enough. Now I feel like a scumbag. Thanks haha. -
Posts: 1,636
Joined: Oct 09May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 11:07pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
I always thought it was the Mystery Method
-
Posts: 34,118
Joined: Jul 06May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 11:48pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
going down in the Anals of great OT quotes to drop into any context you like.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I already fucked her once when she put her vibrator in her ass. That was a weird feeling on my dick btw.
-
SoCalDrew
Moderator
Posts: 14,827
Joined: Sep 05May 3rd, 2012 (5/3/2012 11:53pm) in reply to norcaljeff
-
What you did there. I see it.
Originally Posted by skisteve
going down in the Anals of great OT quotes to drop into any context you like.
-
Posts: 24,198
Joined: Jan 06May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 12:42am) in reply to MattMaster
Why don't you just bang Jr. Bacon for rent/beer money? Make it into a fun role playing game at first, like she gives you $20 for a fingerbang and feels dirty about it, but loves it, then you keep taking it further.
Eventually you offer her 3 nights a week of using your body for her sexual pleasure in exchange for rent/bills and $50 per week cash in hand, if she counters with 4 accept, decline 5 (or negotiate a higher allowance).
If she isn't willing or can't afford the $5-600 for your semi-full-time services, offer her a pay as you go plan. -
Posts: 709
Joined: Feb 05May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 1:05am) in reply to Jaybone2315
Edited By: rock28 May 4th, 2012 at 01:06 AMOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
lol I like where this is heading.
At least lets not make this a debbie downer thread. Since I have a month left, we need to make the best of it.
First on the list. Cinco de mayo. And in the meantime, im going to try and have sex with this girl. It has been forever since I met her, but shes always so fucking busy with work and school. But its gonna happen before I leave.
I actually have a much better pic, but that one shows a tattoo of hers that is 100% recognizable, and I dont want anyone that knows her to see it and blow my chances.
Holy shit, why is this not being talked about.
Fuck the excuses and nail that shit down. It might take some work and probably some money for a dinner...... Ah fuck it it just call jr bacon -
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 10:30pm) in reply to rock28
Okay guys, I have a slight dilemma and hopefully OT can help.
Sweetness just got ass fucked into working a 24hr shift that starts tomorrow at like 7am. So he wont be able to go to to the horseshoe thing (which i was looking forward to btw), so I need some idea since I still want to go.
1. Go alone
2. Ask Jr. Bacon or short fingernail girl (i feel like you guys will want this one for entertainment)
3. Or some other option.
Ideas? -
Posts: 7,034
Joined: Mar 09May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 10:34pm) in reply to Jaybone2315
plan A. take mrs robinson
plan B. take short fingernails
plan C. take jr bacon (this is a shady thing to do, but maybe you can live with her so you don't have to come home)
plan D. do nothing, hang out with gingersnaps and j/o <---- D. is the favorite at this point -
Donkey Kong
it's on like me
Posts: 7,114
Joined: Dec 07May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 10:36pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham
option 2, take fingernails
-
Posts: 12,989
Joined: Mar 09May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 10:39pm) in reply to Donkey Kong
Learn how to do things without relying on other people and go alone.
There is alcohol, it is easy -
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 10:42pm) in reply to Zeppelin
Honestly, this is the option I liked the best.Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16
Learn how to do things without relying on other people and go alone.
There is alcohol, it is easy
Its just a little far away in a part of town ive never been. The chances of me getting lost while drunk is kinda high. I might actually have to control myself, and thats never any fun lol. -
-
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 4th, 2012 (5/4/2012 11:57pm) in reply to ccm
Ugh, I just realized that in order to take public transportation there, its going to take like an hour and a half (its only a 25 min drive).
Edited By: Jaybone2315 May 4th, 2012 at 11:57 PM
Sighhh. -
Posts: 35,636
Joined: Jul 06May 5th, 2012 (5/5/2012 12:47am) in reply to BulldogCafe
hahaha, thats great.
Page 7 for me. Our dog was on page 6. -
Posts: 2,924
Joined: Nov 05May 5th, 2012 (5/5/2012 1:58am) in reply to Purple Jesus
jr. bacon page 5
-
curiousgeorge
baby duck hat
Posts: 7,333
Joined: Nov 07May 5th, 2012 (5/5/2012 2:14am) in reply to tdk
page 1 for me
-
nutbreaker
Moderator
Posts: 212
Joined: Sep 10May 5th, 2012 (5/5/2012 2:24am) in reply to Purple Jesus
- Free Poker Sites
HogWild Poker
Click Here -
Replay Poker
Click Here -
Fantasy Sports
FanDuel
Over $200K in league prize pools every single day Click Here -
PocketFives Monthly PLB
Player Score 1 cal42688 3,721.85 2 Bakes 3,557.16 3 Legenden 3,343.34 4 p0cket00 3,265.46 5 brianm15 3,036.79 6 mjw006 2,986.81 7 Gettin Daize 2,986.35 8 Olorion 2,985.09 9 LeChiffre19 2,965.45 10 highlandfox 2,794.94 -
Recent PocketFives Awards
-
AquariusAA
$100k
May 25th, 2013
-
-
810ofclubs
$3 million
May 23rd, 2013
-
Roothlus
$4 million
May 15th, 2013
-
urbanlights
Triple Crown
May 15th, 2013
-
Daily Fantasy Sports
Tweets from P5ers
joeyhebs
2013-05-25 10:00:25
@cartermyers22 @BeL0WaB0Ve master of the obvious. #coolstorybrah http://t.co/3smhK2phZH
dhilton12
2013-05-25 08:49:28
@3gkinghilton10 @ballallday12_3G @smallz9786 @3GStuntSamRu fuck em .we out here
dhilton12
2013-05-25 08:48:02
RT @PokerStars: It’s the last weekend of #SCOOP2013; make sure you don’t miss out on the remaining events: http://t.co/VtGNyaMYys
BenSpraggs
2013-05-25 08:09:16
@kimbelletti cheers unit couldn't believe it when I seen it!!
BenSpraggs
2013-05-25 06:51:43
Just logged on to paddy power and seen a £44 bet I put on last weekend returned this much. #forgotitwason buzzing! http://t.co/6lFsV9LmKl
_HUX_
2013-05-25 05:29:22
The right music at the right time is better than any medicine, drugs, or anything else when u feel down. #sortingmyheadout #freshstart
JasonKoon
2013-05-25 04:27:55
@_danielleruiz all of your life?
JasonKoon
2013-05-25 04:25:47
@_danielleruiz You really do. That's a great quality. I'm like the hoover dam.
JasonKoon
2013-05-25 04:23:25
So amazing that a guy who writes amazing stuff for tv can just jump on the poker scene and boss it up! Huge congrats to @msalsberg @WPT POY!
KevinMacPhee
2013-05-25 03:57:34
@wwwBTHEREcom congrats bro!
KevinMacPhee
2013-05-25 03:48:24
@nik_pringle Cafe Carambola!
Cal42688
2013-05-25 03:38:23
4th in nl oh8 scoop for like 20k #due
RandALLin
2013-05-25 03:25:38
Think of all the ppl who were stuck in the shitty Bellagio poker room for the $25k for days then got busted by Chino or Edog. F their lives.
RandALLin
2013-05-25 03:22:27
@wwwBTHEREcom Way to go bud. See you at the SCOOP ceremony at PCA to get our watches. #tonedawg #goat
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 02:26:31
RT @MarcAndre_FDawg: Hard to pull for either of these guys heads-up but happy for all the creditors licking their chops about to get straig…
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:59:43
@realcharder30 which is greedy and ridiculous
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:59:26
@realcharder30 also if canadians taxed gambling we would have a tax treaty put in place to avoid this, but since we don't nothing is done
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:57:46
@realcharder30 #fuckyeaamerica
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:56:22
@davidtuthill nope they subject us to the same laws as you guys, gotta prove we lost X to claim a return in the same tax year
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:54:34
@realcharder30 @JeffRossiter I think it implied that if it wasn't the case more canadians would play the WSOP?
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:52:37
@Pass_Lefrancois @realcharder30 @JeffRossiter no upside on tax a gambling tax treaty when the other country doesnt tax gambling
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:51:48
@Pass_Lefrancois @realcharder30 @JeffRossiter exactly, the only reason the IRS withholds is because canada doesnt
HighlandFox
2013-05-25 01:49:27
Tried to win my 2nd SCoOP title in as many days, but failed. Runner-up in 2K H.O.R.S.E. #nittagetowinnage
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:48:39
@realcharder30 obviously a great reason to justify paying taxes to a country I don't live in
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:45:15
@realcharder30 its probably not news to you that america withholds 30% of cashes for canadians in america
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:43:13
The poker community would be so much more aware of how hard Canada really crushes if the IRS stopped withholding taxes
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:41:07
@jonathanroy70 TU MA FAITE UNE PROMESSE #gg
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:40:38
@NiykeeHeaton mostly in the shower
constantcolorup
2013-05-25 01:37:30
Congrats to @msalsberg for WPT POY, edging out @jonathanroy70. #2ndbullets #3rdbullets #yolobullets #wtvihave140bbsiwant180bbs
MattStoutPoker
2013-05-25 00:28:57
@nOTurBUddY970 Yes, I don't see why you wouldn't if you have extra cash on there. Might as well get the ball rolling.
MattStoutPoker
2013-05-25 00:25:46
I wonder how many people who are owed m
TheAssassinato
2013-05-25 00:20:55
Opeth - Damnation (Full Album): http://t.co/rUsSMJSgdM via @youtube
GriffinBenger
2013-05-25 00:03:15
RT @Jeffler: GLOBE EXCLUSIVE: Rob Ford coached the Leafs for the third period of Game 7
SirSwish6
2013-05-24 23:01:36
@bestindabiz51 @ballallday12_3G quite a hashtag @RobBrownPro would be proud
dhilton12
2013-05-24 22:48:44
RT @PokerNews: Congrats to Jono Hilton (@ballallday12_3G) on winning the @WSOP National Championship for $355,599. http://t.co/ZrTpP8IwW7
PocketFives Rankings
| Player | PLB | ||
|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Legenden | 8,750 Points | |
2 |
cal42688 | 8,451 Points | |
3 |
p0cket00 | 7,713 Points | |
4 |
jdpc27 | 7,673 Points | |
5 |
T 54 T 97s | 7,456 Points |
| Country | Top 20 PLB |
P5s Members |
Prev Rank |
||
| 1 |  Canada |
126463 | 2393 | 1st | |
| 2 |  Mexico |
116923 | 271 | 2nd | |
| 3 |  United Kingdom |
115970 | 2485 | 3rd | |
| 4 |  Poland |
99410 | 365 | 4th | |
| 5 |  Brazil |
95516 | 1005 | 5th |
© 2013 PocketFives.com