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Sweetness is a ridiculous person...

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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now J.B. Grindier

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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:02pm) in reply to bluefront

    Drunk
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:07pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Im naked and in her bed. Yes she bunched me.

    Will update later. Shes washing my clothes cause i peed myself.

    Is Bunch a euphamism for dirty sanchez?
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:11pm) in reply to treypear

    Ass to mouth did haplen. That was a typo thi
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:12pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    this thread has ruined jr. bacon cheeseburgers for me
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:18pm) in reply to littleze

    Just found a cigarette burn on my arm. Wtf
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:39pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    lolol - a2m is just beyond disgusting - did she get an enema before the ass play??
     
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 10:48pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Im naked and in her bed. Yes she bunched me.

    Will update later. Shes washing my clothes cause i peed myself.


    yes
     
  8. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 11:09pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Im naked and in her bed. Yes she bunched me.

    Will update later. Shes washing my clothes cause i peed myself.


    yes!
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 11:28pm) in reply to that_pope

    I'm guessing you showed her that she's on the front page of google images as junior bacon, she left jabbed you, you didn't get knocked out, but liked how comfortable the ground felt and passed out, she threw you over her beefy shoulders and brought you to her bed for buttbanging, you peed a fountain all over the place, she put her cigar out on your arm...easy game
  10. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 11:43pm) in reply to dams

    Edited By: goofy2485 May 6th, 2012 at 11:44 PM
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 11:47pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Will update later. Shes washing my clothes cause i peed myself.
    We started drinking already. Its gonna get messy

    tee hee
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    May 6th, 2012 (5/6/2012 11:53pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Im naked and in her bed. Yes she bunched me.

    Will update later. Shes washing my clothes cause i peed myself.

    This is just hilarious.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 12:00am) in reply to LeftyMark

    lol
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 12:26am) in reply to fdgminc

     
    Originally Posted by fdgminc View Post

    The horseshoe tournament always delivers, how can it not...escorts wearing g-string bikinis,open bar, beer and a DJ . Add sweetness and jaybone...perfect combination

    Can we get an update on the festivities yesterday?
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 12:54am) in reply to rebelfd

    Goddam I love this thread
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:02am) in reply to acp

    I'm genuinely worried.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:06am) in reply to RichardHurtz

    you gotta put in some serious cuddle time after you pee on bitch, and she does your wash for you afterward... give him some time
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:07am) in reply to RichardHurtz

    Im not worried. He is in bed, with a stage 5 clinger, she is cleaning up after him, probably sucking his dick while he posts, and if he needs a ride home she will probably get it for him.

    I will worry if she comes back with him and never leaves.

    I wonder if she can cook too. Hmmmmm
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:12am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    you gotta put in some serious cuddle time after you pee on bitch, and she does your wash for you afterward... give him some time

    Thats what worries me. Can you imagine the amount of alcohol he has to consume to make cuddling that cow tolerable?
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:53am) in reply to RichardHurtz

    im good guys, just drinking and enjoying the game with her. turns out she is a flyers fan as well. maybe this could work who knows. i mean i know shes fat and ugly as fuck, but her personality more than makes up for it. i actually might consider moving in with her. i have never dated a celebrity before, and if she is on page 1 of google, that has to qualify, amirite? she is a good kisser, gives good BJ's, and her pussy tastes like a frosty.. i mean who doesnt like a frosty with their jr bacon cheeseburger. she actually drove me around the beach in her monte carlo today too. i was actually drunk enough to hold her hand.. (mostly because i didnt want the whale to escape back into the ocean). Anyhow, fuck you all for judging me, im gonna go make love/get aid err i mean laid.. haters gonna hate. Two more weekends like this and I just might have to make this facebook official

    sweetness will back me up here, she aint that bad. she actually grows on you a little until you say yes. kinda like getting upsold for a larger fry at a drive thru join you know
    Edited By: Jaybone2315 May 7th, 2012 at 02:57 AM
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 2:54am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Fuckin eh.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:01am) in reply to nastysmell

    This will not end well.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:02am) in reply to Purple Jesus

    yes this will end great for us
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:04am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    i actually might consider moving in with her.

    this.

    do this.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:05am) in reply to tmac456

    i started on page2 this morning and just finished getting through it.

    im sure this thread cost me a decent amount in poker equity from not paying attention to my tables but

    WOW what a thread :)

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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:06am) in reply to FouTight

    This chick must have the most alluring sex pheremones ever to hook Jay this hard.
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:07am) in reply to wantagolf

    well if her pussy tastes like a frosty, i think you have to marry her - them's the rules
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 3:07am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    im good guys, just drinking and enjoying the game with her. turns out she is a flyers fan as well. maybe this could work who knows. i mean i know shes fat and ugly as fuck, but her personality more than makes up for it. i actually might consider moving in with her. i have never dated a celebrity before, and if she is on page 1 of google, that has to qualify, amirite? she is a good kisser, gives good BJ's, and her pussy tastes like a frosty.. i mean who doesnt like a frosty with their jr bacon cheeseburger. she actually drove me around the beach in her monte carlo today too. i was actually drunk enough to hold her hand.. (mostly because i didnt want the whale to escape back into the ocean). Anyhow, fuck you all for judging me, im gonna go make love/get aid err i mean laid.. haters gonna hate. Two more weekends like this and I just might have to make this facebook official

    sweetness will back me up here, she aint that bad. she actually grows on you a little until you say yes. kinda like getting upsold for a larger fry at a drive thru join you know

    Holy hell. This cannot be for realz.
     
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