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  1.  
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    Sweetness, never change bro.

    JB, ditto.


    Sounds like something kids write in a yearbook lol
  2. Is it too much to ask you two to rotisserie JR bacon
  3.  
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Is it too much to ask you two to rotisserie JR bacon

    This was my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd thoughts...
  4.  
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Is it too much to ask you two to rotisserie JR bacon

    If I was ever going to tag team a girl with sweetness, im pretty sure I would go into that situation covered in plastic wrap...

    Edited By: Jaybone2315 May 9th, 2012 at 05:32 PM
    Thread Starter
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    Send me 75 dollars and I will video tape me eating out a hooker. after that, I'll go buy into the 60 dollar Mtt and let OT play my hole cards.

    someone has to make it so.
  6. 29 pages with pics and I still don't believe your real Chris...
  7. Didnt any drama happen today? Is jay alive? I know sweetness is probably alive unless he was there when jr bacon came over guns ablazing.
    Has anyone seen them today? We need a damn gps ankle bracelet on these two.
  8. Jaybone and Sweetness should host a ustream when jr bacon is over
     
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Shaaarrrp View Post

    Jaybone and Sweetness should host a ustream when jr bacon is over

  10. Originally Posted by Sweetness777

    Send me 75 dollars and I will video tape me eating out a hooker. after that, I'll go buy into the 60 dollar Mtt and let OT play my hole cards.

    I have $25 on this. Let's get this going
  11.  
    Originally Posted by AFink93 View Post

    29 pages with pics and I still don't believe your real Chris...

    got to get together in vegas cracka

    nothing on the homefront for today.. we have some major drinking degenercy planned for friday night.. Jay has been painting for the gay tenant with gingersnappies, so he has some cash flow coming to him tomm... may dabble in the waters then.. he just got done watching survivor and now he is trying to find dear john on the movie channel..

    as far as me, slow day.. today at Sexual victim training, we had a lesson about listening.. so the exercise was to get into groups of two.. then tell your life story in 3 minutes while the other guy just listens.. then he gets up in class and basically repeats the 3 most important things he got out of it to see how well he was listening.. well i told the guy, hey i dont feel like talking about myself so im just gonna do some "improv story telling". my story went as follows: i grew up in arizona, used to work within 5 feet of the president at times, i have a roommate who pisses his bed weekly. I usually look for hookers on backpage when im bored, i got a wife and kid.. i also have an ex wife who me and my buddy used to run a train on before we got married but i was so in love we got married anyway.. then she did gangbangs without me and we got a divorce. I love to watch desperate housewives and cougar town. I like junior bacon cheeseburgers.. about that time my time ran out.. dude was laughing his ass off, couldnt believe some of the shit that i had came up with.. he went in front of the class and said "something about hookers, girl tv shows, i dont know he was all over the place".. didnt have the heart to tell him that was the world i unfortunately live in

    err this is sweetness, numnuts forgot to log out again.
    Edited By: Jaybone2315 May 10th, 2012 at 05:12 AM
    Thread Starter
  12. bunch of almost 50 year olds drooling over the under 30 life itt. too bad you arent rich. each mill knocks like 8 years off your age in fun
     
  13. na, this was me in my 20's



    im 32 now, slowed down alot. im passed the hospital stage and doing dumbshit. now im just trying to be a big brother to JB and take him under my wing so we can both be outstanding citizens together..
  14. i know you will be reunited with your wife soon. but in the future i think ill be looking for a mentor. cya soon chief
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    got to get together in vegas cracka

    nothing on the homefront for today.. we have some major drinking degenercy planned for friday night.. Jay has been painting for the gay tenant with gingersnappies, so he has some cash flow coming to him tomm... may dabble in the waters then.. he just got done watching survivor and now he is trying to find dear john on the movie channel..

    as far as me, slow day.. today at Sexual victim training, we had a lesson about listening.. so the exercise was to get into groups of two.. then tell your life story in 3 minutes while the other guy just listens.. then he gets up in class and basically repeats the 3 most important things he got out of it to see how well he was listening.. well i told the guy, hey i dont feel like talking about myself so im just gonna do some "improv story telling". my story went as follows: i grew up in arizona, used to work within 5 feet of the president at times, i have a roommate who pisses his bed weekly. I usually look for hookers on backpage when im bored, i got a wife and kid.. i also have an ex wife who me and my buddy used to run a train on before we got married but i was so in love we got married anyway.. then she did gangbangs without me and we got a divorce. I love to watch desperate housewives and cougar town. I like junior bacon cheeseburgers.. about that time my time ran out.. dude was laughing his ass off, couldnt believe some of the shit that i had came up with.. he went in front of the class and said "something about hookers, girl tv shows, i dont know he was all over the place".. didnt have the heart to tell him that was the world i unfortunately live in

    err this is sweetness, numnuts forgot to log out again.


    Holy Jesus and Jupiter, this is top notch
  16. love this thread



    just want this to somehow end up on google

    jr. bacon vs jr. bacon errrrr derp
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  17.  
    Originally Posted by STOPPER19 View Post

    Supremo and rocket totally derailed the NBA thread for about 2-3 pages. rocket called him a spoiled little cunt like 143253221 times and says that he makes over 100k serving tables and has never served a douchebag before.

    and i think it all started bc rocket thinks avery bradley is a better PG than Rondo

    FTR. I never said Avery Bradley is better than Rondo. I said that I would rather have him in there some of the time. It's a completely different game when he is in there which is all fine and good. The best teams I know have all 5 guys handling and moving the ball around. When he is hustling and focused he is big trouble on the court. A team isn't built around one talent...

    Not really sure I want Rondo taking considerably more FGA's than people that have a way higher percentage. I fully expect to win tomorrow nite. Thinking it will be real close to spread either way.

    But hey some people will probably read half of my post and immediately start being a douchebag. Cool.

    Oh and not to derail the thread any further but I will be honest and say I doubt I make 100k this year. But LOL at LOL'ing at people who do. Wants to call someone out because of his opinions on a hoop player.............
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    na, this was me in my 20's



    im 32 now, slowed down alot. im passed the hospital sta


    whaaaaa
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post


    didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
    Edited By: SevenCostanza May 10th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
  20. when I first saw that picture I thought you were working in a valet booth
  21.  
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    when I first saw that picture I thought you were working in a valet booth

    LOL until I read above comment didnt realize it was a dumpster
  22. It kind of looks like Craig and day day's security shack from the Friday after next.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    na, this was me in my 20's



    im 32 now, slowed down alot. im passed the hospital stage and doing dumbshit. now im just trying to be a big brother to JB and take him under my wing so we can both be outstanding citizens together..

    I always get such a kick out of this pic... not cuz of sweetness, since thats normal for him... but cuz cougars has been on a "diet" since this pic, but he's actually gained weight...
  24. If Becky was a dog i feel like she might look like this.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by rocket5 View Post

    FTR. I never said Avery Bradley is better than Rondo. I said that I would rather have him in there some of the time. It's a completely different game when he is in there which is all fine and good. The best teams I know have all 5 guys handling and moving the ball around. When he is hustling and focused he is big trouble on the court. A team isn't built around one talent...

    Not really sure I want Rondo taking considerably more FGA's than people that have a way higher percentage. I fully expect to win tomorrow nite. Thinking it will be real close to spread either way.

    But hey some people will probably read half of my post and immediately start being a douchebag. Cool.

    Oh and not to derail the thread any further but I will be honest and say I doubt I make 100k this year. But LOL at LOL'ing at people who do. Wants to call someone out because of his opinions on a hoop player.............

    You are a server. You WILL NEVER make 100k a year waiting tables. Now get this shit out of This epic thread!
    Edited By: IX Equilibrium May 10th, 2012 at 08:54 PM
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Shrubbery View Post

    love this thread



    just want this to somehow end up on google

    jr. bacon vs jr. bacon errrrr derp

    2, 1 ?
  27.  
    Originally Posted by IX Equilibrium View Post

    You are a server. You WILL NEVER make 100k a year waiting tables. Now get this shit out of This epic thread!

    there are career servers and bartenders who make 100K+ yearly. a very small percentage, but they are out there.
  28. Wtf does this have to do with me pushin someone's shit in this weekend??
  29.  
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    there are career servers and bartenders who make 100K+ yearly. a very small percentage, but they are out there.

    Hot ones with big tittays or working in Vegas clubs, maybe. Rocket was bragging about making $400 in a night which he would have to do consistently 5 days a week every week for a year to do this. If itwas common place for him then he wouldnt have had to brag.